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Summery: A/U What if Lilly Evans wasn't Miss. Perfect? What if she had a twin? Lilly Evans and her twin, Linzey Evans, have just transferred to Hogwarts from another magical school. They're in their second year and quite the troublemakers. James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin—the Mauderers—are in their second year at Hogwarts (Peter isn't in this fic) when two beautiful transfer students arrive. They're in for a surprise when the new students threaten their position of "troublemaking kings". Then James falls in love with one of their new enemies…The fun begins.

A/N: Okay, so this chapter is going to be a bit short, sorry. But, no need to worry…the next chapters will be longer! Just had a small bit of writer's block. So, um, REVIEW! Enjoy:)

Crazylily: I know, I know. Well, I hope you like the next couple chapters on Christmas break (hint, hint)!

Hazel Maraa: It was pretty good? Well, thanks!

3musketteers: Yes, which is what I meant by length…sorry if it wasn't clear to you.

phoenixtear19: Sounds good to me—thank you. Yes, sorry that I didn't make that clear enough. That's where Linzey was—going to tell Rachel what Lily tolled Remus. Oh, you liked it? YEPPIE! (sry…I'm a little hyper)

Lillian: Thanx! Hmm…not a werewolf…maybe, maybe not:P

Blackness Angel: THANX FOR ALL YOUR REVIEWS! (sry…still hyper.) Okay, so answers to some of your questions: 1) yes, well, I wanted her name to be spelled differently than it normally is. 2) Pureblood, but their family isn't as popular as the Potters or Blacks. 3) FAVS! Thanx. 4) Don't worry—there'll be lots of pranks.


Chapter Nine: Girls vs. Guys: The Game is On


The Christmas feast was coming up in one day—one day for the Evans Twins and the Marauderers to get a prank going. Neither of the two pranking groups wanted to be the one that didn't do a prank for the feast. Why both couldn't do it, no one will ever know.

The Evans Twins had a pretty good idea at what they were planning to do. And, they were going to out-prank the Marauderers in the process. The two (though, Rachel helped a little) were determined to change the Marauderers' tradition of having a prank at every big-deal feast. Not that it was much of a tradition since they had only been there for one-and-a-half-years. But, that didn't matter to the two twins.

"Perfecto!" Lily Evans approved the prank she and her sister had been planning.

"I agree." Linzey Evans said as the two inseparable twins walked back from their last class till Christmas break was over. "The Marauderers are going to be mad when they find out the Evans Twins got to prankin' before them. We should enchant a sign or something that says something like 'Ha-Ha, Marauderers! You snooze you lose!'"

"I like that! Good idea, Liz."

"Thanks!"

"No prob. Now, we have to find out who is going to be our unwanted companions for the Christmas Holidays. Hmm…a son and a nephew…"

"Gosh, I wish mum had just tolled us flat out who it was."

"I know, but she'd never do that. Then we would have pranked them since we wouldn't be able to do it at home—especially if they were boys."

"True, true. Mum would never dream of letting us on her unsuspecting and oh-so-innocent guests."

The two-of-a-kind laughed. They were always teasing their mother about her protecting any guest that came into the house from the two troublemakers. It was a good thing that their mother didn't really care, or they would have been grounded tons more times than one (or two…or three…or four…)

Still laughing slightly, the twins headed into the common room. They would put their plan in motion that night.


NIGHT BEFORE FEAST

"Shh, someone's coming." A voice in the shadows said.

"Hurry in here." Another voice said.

The caretaker walked down the corridor back and forth, but saw no one. So, he left to find some more students who were prowling around after hours.

"Whew! That was close!" Linzey practically fell out of the crammed broom closet, a hiding place she had shared with her sister.

Lily stumbled out after her. "I agree. Now, lets get going."

The two twins quickly got a move on, winding up in the great hall. It didn't take them long to fix up their prank. Fortunately, the Marauderers had not yet got their prank ready, which meant that the Evans Twins had one the unspoken challenge amongst the two groups. After adding a few finishing touches, the twins were off.


CHRISTMAS FEAST

It was during desert when it happened. The Marauderers were sitting at their usual spot on the Gryffindor table when laughs erupted in the great hall from the far table—the Slytherin table.

All the Slytherins were in a fit of laughter, but it was clear that they did not want to laugh at all. The Evans Twins' plan had worked perfectly. A magically made cloud full of laughing gas around the Slytherins' table was perfect. It got even better when Professor Calagast stormed over to the Slytherin table and started exploding in laughter. The best part, though, was when Professor McGonagall came over and immediately followed Calagast and the Slytherins in laughing up a storm.

As if their laughter was not enough, the whole hall started laughing—but they wanted to. Only two girls at the Gryffindor table truly knew what was going on.

As the professors who were not being forced to laugh by the laughing gas tried to figure out what was going on, the conclusion of the prank began. Confetti fell from the ceiling of the great hall as a sign appeared above the professors' table.

The sign flashed 'GO GRYFFINDOR!', and then turned to 'HA-HA, MARAUDERERS! YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE!'. After a moment of that saying, the sign went back to say 'GO GRYFFINDOR!'.

The teachers finally found out how to destroy the laughing gas. Though, they broke the cloud holding it in one place in the process so everyone helping (the students had left to get their trunks) soon was under the 'spell'.

The Christmas feast was a feast to remember. And no one ever knew who did the prank. Except the Marauderers, of course.


EVANS MANSION

The train ride was quite boring, except for the occasionally Evans Twins vs. Marauderers fight. So, when the twins got home they weren't that tired—until their mother made them go to bed, and they found out how tired they really were.

In the morning, both of them were still in the bed, which was quite unusual since Lily was an early bird.

"GIRLS! GIRLS! WAKE UP! THE GUEST ARE COMING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY!" their mother yelled from down the stairs.

Unfortunately, for the girls' sake, this woke them up. Letting out grunts of being woken up from a very good sleep, the two quickly pulled into shorts and t-shirts; they pulled their fiery red hair up into very messy buns as the ran down the stairs, only to wish they had never left the safety of their beds.

For out the window they saw what they really didn't want to see. A mother and a father walked down the driveway, followed by two boys. Though the two were mostly hidden behind the parents, Lily and Linzey immediately recognized them.

"YOU INVITED THE POTTERS?" Lily and Linzey screamed in unison.

"Why, yes. But that doesn't mean you need to scream."

"THE POTTERS?" The twins screamed again.

"Yes. And, you are to be on you best behavior for the few days that they are here." Lily and Linzey snorted at the comment and folded their arms. "And, it would be polite if you called the two boys by their first name."

"But mum! We don't wanna be polite!" Lily whined.

"I didn't ask you if you wanted to." Their mother said more sternly. "Now, I suggest you go great our guests. Politely." She added.

"Humph." The twins walked out behind their mother extremely reluctantly.

James and Sirius almost leaped with joy when they saw how big the house was. It was practically as big as James'. Plenty of room to do pra—.

"And, there will be absolutely NO pranks of any sorts." Mrs. Potter finished her lecture about what to and not to do. Though, the two boys who she was directing the speech to weren't listening.

"Yeah, um, we will." James said absentmindedly. He was somewhat listening to his mum, but James was mostly focused on the two girls who followed their mother out of the house. They looked exactly alike…with fiery red hair…

'WE'RE GOING TO BE AT THE EVANS TWINS' HOUSE! Christmas with Lily Evans…' James thought as he saw the grumpy twins. '…although they don't look too happy to see us.'


Stay Tuned For:

Girls vs. Guys: The Truth of Dares

and

Girls vs. Guys: Gettin 'em to Likin'

It's Christmas break and the two 'worst' enimies are stuck in the Evans Mansion together--and the same wing. What will happen?

Until next time...

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