Luke and Leia's Weird and Utterly Strange Time Travel Adventure

"Hey! What's going on here? We wanna know!" Luke and Leia banged on the door, but before they could open it, Obi-Wan pushed the button.

"Anakin? Where's Luke? Nothing has exploded/crashed/demolished in the past half-hour! I'm getting worried!"

"Oh, uh, hm, well—"

"I see that time machine is working. Did you—"

"They're perfectly safe, Padme, I promise! They're in good hands!"

"Who's?"

"Ours, I'm hoping."

"What? You sent them—"

"But, but, I mean, isn't this more fun than just telling them?"

"Are you sure they're safe?"

"Positive."

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"Dang! Where are we going now?" One ZAP! later, and Luke and Leia were dumped in front of a small café. "Ok…"

Luke piped up, "We've been here before! We passed this place when Mom was taking us to the palace on Naboo! Remember?"

"Oh yea, I remember this place! We went by that little coffee shop."

"Coffee?"

"Yea, Luke, but you wouldn't like it. Trust me."

"Why wouldn't I like it?"

"Luke + coffee BAD. Uhh, because it's really gross."

"Can't I try it once? Please?"

"Fine. Just will you promise to quit bugging me?"

"OK! I'll be good!" Anything that his sister was apprehensive to letting him try has got to be good.

A little while later…

"COFFEE!" Luke was, in fact, literally bouncing off the walls. Leia, who knew this was coming, was holding up a sign saying,

I am in NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM related to the hyper kid.

Eventually she asked the shop owner, "Do you want me to get him out of here? He already drove out all your other customers, I'll understand completely."

"Please! If you don't mind me saying, the kid's a menace!"

"I know. I should have never let him have coffee in the first place. Got any… decaf?"

"OooohmorecoffeformeIwantitpleasegimmenownownow!"

"Okay, Luke, here you go…" Luke immediately drank the entire cup, felt woozy, fell on the ground and went to sleep. "Thanks for the extra sleeping pill. I'll take him from here."

Dragging Luke across the street was not an easy task. "Did you eat bricks for breakfast or something?" While directly in the middle of the street, Leia looked down the street to find someone running directly in their path. "Wait! Stop!" But, as she could see, it was some lady in a dress running frantically, looking everywhere but straight.

"OOF! Oh no! I'm terribly sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going!"

"Oh, that's ok, it's just that your dress got kind of messed up. It's very pretty, what's the occasion?"

"I'm getting married tod—" She gasped and put her hand over her mouth.

"What?"

"I'm so stupid! Our marriage was supposed to be a secret, and I just told a Jedi!"

"Why is it a secret?"

"Well," she started to whisper, "might as well tell you now. I'm marrying a Jedi, and Jedi aren't supposed to get married! Wait… do I know you?"

"From where? Oh, wait! That podrace place! You were there!"

"Hey, you haven't changed a bit after… 10… years?"

"Remember we traveled through time. Our dad just dumped us here."

"Why the heck does he keep doing that, I'd like to know."

"Yea, I tried asking him, but his friend and former master just pressed the button again before I got the chance. But I'm gathering clues and hopefully I can figure it out. But since you seemed to be in such a hurry, I won't bother you any more. Congratulations!"

"Oh, right. Thanks!"

Luke was waking up. "What was that about?"

"Nothing."

"Oook."

ZAP!