Yami no Yuugi always gets the best stuff; the fangirls make sure of that; and this time of the year, he's got more presents and things than he and Yuugi could possibly use, which is why he's sent over this plate of cookies. "It's because he's nice." Ryou takes a frosted Santa off the plate.
Bakura sneers. "He's an asshole." He leans over, and the head of Ryou's Santa is gone with one clean snap. "Him, nice?" Chewing gingerbread, "that's a lot of bullshit." He takes another bite. "So is Christmas." Santa's arms disappear, and so does his stomach. "Why don't you shut up about him, and make yourself useful. Get me something to drink."
Ryou brings him eggnog, which is probably a lot of bullshit too, but it tastes good, and it washes the gingerbread down; and Bakura's so pleased that he lets him keep one of Santa's legs. "Just don't talk to me about the Pharaoh," he grumbles, "I've got more important things to think about than that asshole." Even though his cookies are good, and Bakura's already eaten most of them, as well as drinking most of his eggnog. Ryou figures if he waits until he's finished the last of it, maybe they spend some time under the mistletoe.