A/N: I was SOOOOOO bored and I couldn't think of any idea for Chapter 3 of 'My Mother's Dating an Evil Demon' so..HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
Disclaimer: I never like these things….-growls- fine…I don't own shit.
A CHRISTMAS STORY
Twas the Night Before Christmas,
But Inuyasha didn't know.
As Sango, and Shippo
And the priestess Kikyou.
So Kagome explained
About Christmas and cheer,
And how she couldn't wait
For the day to come here.
She taught all her friends
From 500 years in the past,
About the wonders of Christmas dinner
From beginning to last.
She told of the story,
Of Scrooge and his wronging.
All about his selfishness
Towards his belongings.
Inuyasha just 'feh'ed
And muttered "Christmas seems fine".
Kagome smiled
And Shippo crawled by her side.
Shippo's eyes sparkled
While in Kagome's lap,
But snapped out of his daydream
When he heard a slap.
The group looked at Sango
Who was throwing a fit,
Yelling at Miroku
Who wore a red handprint.
"Pervert!" She cried
And she walked near Kag,
But Inu was looking
Inside the schoolgirl's bag
"Hey Kagome, what's this?"
And he held out a box.
Wrapped in bright paper
Which interested the young fox.
Shippo looked at it
And Kagome said, "Open the gift!
It was something I bought,
Since you don't have a Christmas list"
He opened it up
And the whole group was awed
It was better than candy,
Then chocolate or a Shikon shard!
"It's a gold heart locket Shippo,"
She said in a daze
"Inside's a picture,
Keep it with you always"
The locket was opened
And everyone stared for a while,
It was a picture
That made Inuyasha smile.
On the left side held Miroku
Who was sporting a grin,
Because that was the day
Sango had kissed him
Sango blushed a bit
But she couldn't confide it,
She just had to laugh
When Miroku's eyes widened.
The other heart picture
Was very funny indeed
Kagome was on Inu's back
Looking happy being carried
Her hands were on his ears
Tweaking them a lot
Inuyasha looked funny
But angry he was not.
Instead he was smiling
And his hands were on her hands
Kagome was laughing
And the photographer seemed glad.
Miroku smiled triumphantly
Pleased with his picture
It took him a long time
To get the right fixture
He was actually looking
For another village that day
To cheat them out of their money
So theycould have a placestay
But when he saw the couple
He just couldn't resist
It was a perfect picture
He never saw them like this!
When he gave it to Kagome
She blushed and looked embarrassed
"Ill bring this back home"
And she then vanished
Miroku smiled at the memory
But didn't tell a soul
So he just looked at the locket
But there was something that gave it a glow
Sango noticed this too
And she decided to ask
"Hey Kagome, what's that
On the front of its mask?"
Kagome looked at Inuyasha
Hoping he wouldn't yell
"It's a Shikon shard
Now you can travel through the well"
Inuyasha looked mad
Only he could travel through
Now the runt
Got these privileges too
Kagome looked at him
And smiled and waved
And he put on a fake smile
She hated the way he behaved
So she turned around
Just for a minute flat
And Inuyasha pounded Shippo
But was soon sat.
Kagome returned home
After saying good-bye
But there was one thing
On Inuyasha's mind
So he walked to the well
Where she just jumped in
And peered around
To make sure no one followed him
Before he jumped in
A voice was heard
"Inuyasha can we come!"
And Inuyasha winced and turned
Growling a lot
He nodded a yes
It surprised the group
The shock was hard to suppress
So they all jumped in
Hanging onto the locket
Which was tightly inside
Shippo's right pocket.
When they got out of the shrine
And peered into the future
They couldn't believe the buildings
And their large steel structure.
But Inuyasha was walking
Towards Kagome's house
Trying to sneak away
Being quiet as a mouse
But they saw through his plan
And ran right along side him
So the hanyou decided
To try and confuse them.
He said, "Go inside,
Press the circle button thing
I'll be right in
Don't be surprised about the ring"
And after that said
He was out of their sight
He went to the back of her house
To the window shining with light.
When he peered inside
He saw Kagome open the door
And hug all her friends
It was more than she could ask for
She then noticed someone missing
And asked about his well-being
And Miroku replied
"Inuyasha's still sulking"
Inuyasha wasn't sulking
He was happy indeed
He held his beads to his chest
And gave his objective a plead
He climbed through the window
And arose such a clatter
So Kagome came up
To see what was the matter
When she saw the gold-eyed boy on the floor
She gasped out his name
And she gave him a hug
And he did the same
He grabbed her hand
And pulled her downstairs
To await their family
Who was sitting on chairs
Mrs. H was baking cookies
With Sango and Kirara
And Miroku and Shippo
Were learning carols with Souta.
Before they joined them
Kagome looked up above
And gazed at the sprig
That was a symbol of love
'It was a tradition to kiss'
As Kagome thought
And grabbed Inu's lips with her own
And their tongues soon fought
Too much detail for readers
The narrator said with a pout
And skipped the part
With Inu and Kag making-out
Holding hands down the stairway
The both greeted their friends
And lived happily ever after
As every Christmas holiday should end.
A/N: There you have it folks! That's how bored I was! MERRY CHRISMAHANNAKUHMAS AND HAPPY RAMAKAWANZADON!