Disclaimer: SGA belongs to rich men, not poor teenagers, neither does the song 12 Days of Christmas
A/N Tinuviel Undomiel: A little humorous song ficlet my sis helped me make. She came up with the idea, and we just had to go with it. I hope you enjoy, and sing along.
A/N Nerwen Aldarion: Yes this was my idea, and at first it was just a joke and then we really started to come up with the lines and here it is.
NOTE: the dead plants is a reference to Elizabeth telling Grodin to "lose the 10,000 year old dead plants" in the episode Hide and Seek
Elizabeths Weir's Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the second day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the third day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the fourth day of Christmas John Sheppard gave tome: four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the fifth day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: FIVE ZPM'S! Four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the sixth day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: six MENSA tests, FIVE ZPM'S! Four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the seventh day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: seven cups of coffee, six MENSA tests, FIVE ZPM'S! Four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the eighth day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: eight pranks on Rodney, seven cups of coffee, six MENSA tests, FIVE ZPM'S! Four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the ninth day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: nine turkey sandwiches, eight pranks on Rodney, seven cups of coffee, six MENSA tests, FIVE ZPM'S! Four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the tenth day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: ten red t-shirts, nine turkey sandwiches, eight pranks on Rodney, seven cups of coffee, six MENSA tests, FIVE ZPM'S! Four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the eleventh day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: eleven picnic lunches, ten red t-shirts, nine turkey sandwiches, eight pranks on Rodney, seven cups of coffee, six MENSA tests, FIVE ZPM'S! Four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
On the twelveth day of Christmas John Sheppard gave to me: twelve Wraith stunners, eleven picnic lunches, ten red t-shirts, nine turkey sandwiches, eight pranks on Rodney, seven cups of coffee, six MENSA tests, FIVE ZPM'S! Four Puddle Jumpers, three dead plants, two Athosian jars, and a mistletoe for my balcony.
A/N: Merry Christmas, as a present to us please review