Warning: Contains some bad language
Disclaimer: I dont own FE, or any characters in this fanfic... except for Mike!
Fiora: Who's Mike?
Me: I am not at liberty to reveal that information
Fiora: It's you, isnt it?
Me: On with the fic!
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Mike was still getting used to Pherae. Still, at least it was nowhere near as hot as the Nabata Desert. Thank Elmine for that Pegasus Knight... what was her name, Fiora? If he had been there for a day longer, Elmine only knows what would have happened.
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Nino was enjoying her newfound life of evil. Any who saw her thought she was evil, not the bubbly little girl that she used to be. Jaffar had changed too. He seemed a lot happier than usual... was there something he wasnt telling Nino? Nergal seemed happier now that his grand-daughter was being evil. Ephidel seemed worse off though... poor guy, must be hard, losing all your teddy bears.
"Hey, Jaffar, what keeps happening to my teddies?", Ephidel asked the next time he saw the assassin.
"Jaffar says he doesnt know and dosent care", Nino answered for him.
"My God, I swear you know that man too well", Ephidel said.
"Is there a problem with that?", Nino retorted.
"Everything's gone upside down!", Ephidel wailed. "This is out of order, Swordmaster-2000! You hear me! OUT! OF! ORDER!"
"Jaffar says who the hell is Swordmaster-2000?", Nino said. She, too wanted to know.
"He's the guy thats twisting us!", Ephidel shouted, shaking his fist at the sky "YOU HEAR ME, SWORDMASTER-2000? IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A FIRE EMBLEM FANFIC, AT LEAST KEEP US IN OUR RESPECTIVE CHARACTERS!"
"Jaffar wants to know what you're on and he wants some as well", Nino said.
"Jaffar, I'm on coffee and theres some on the kitchen ledge.", Ephidel said.
"Okay. Come on Jaffar, we're going to get some coffee", Nino said, going into the kitchen with Jaffar.
"I worry about those two", Ephidel said, "but I worry about Swordmaster-2000 even more."
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Okay, guys and girls, I think we'll call it quits for now.
Fiora: Please tell me you've decided to stop the madness...
Me: Would you like to know what I had planned for Eliwood's Christmas Party?
Fiora: Is mistletoe involved?
Me: I am not at liberty to confirm nor deny that statement.
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R&R or Fiora will kill me!