Shrek 3: Princess Melillana
Disclaimer: Wished I owned Shrek but I don't.:( I own Princess Melillana and Danny.
Summary: Shrek and Fiona had a daughter. But, she as born human and has a secret. Her parents take over as rulers of Far Far Away. She is 16 and tries to fit in at Princess School. But someone is after her.
Note: Meli will cuse in fairy tale lingo. She's not your average princess.
Once upon a time there was a princess named Fiona that after sunset, would become an ogre. One day an ogre named Shrek and his donkey named (of course) Donkey. They saved her from a Dragon (who Donkey falls for). Shrek and Fiona fall in love and Donkey learns her secret. She almost marries Lord Farqoud (a crazy short man) but Shrek stops her. They kiss and she becomes an ogre full time. After they get married and go on their honeymoon, Fiona's parents (King and Queen of Far Far Away) want to meet her new husband. So she, Shrek, and Donkey travel there (Donkey annoying everyone). Her father and Shrek don't get along, which upsets Fiona, and she meets Fairy Godmother. F.G. and King Harold (Fiona's dad) had an agreement that her son (Prince Charming) and Fiona would be married. So she told Harold to kill Shrek. Harold hired the ogre killer (Puss in Boots) and set Shrek up to get killed. But things didn't go as planned. Puss joined Shrek and Donkey to visit the F.G. to get a potion to make Shrek a handsome prince for Fiona. Long story short, Shrek and Donkey drink potion, become handsome prince and noble steed, go to Far Far Away, Charming pretends to be Shrek, Shrek and crew over hear F.G.' s evil plan, end up in jail, fairy tale creatures break them out, stop evil plan, Harold becomes frog, F.G destroyed, Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey go back to the way they were, and Donkey and Dragon have mutant babies . Then, Fiona get pregnant and has a daughter. But she was born human. So, Shrek and Fiona become human again, Donkey becomes a stallion, Dragon and their babies become Pegasus things. Shrek and Fiona also take over as King and Queen of Far Far Away. Their daughter, Melillana (Meli for short), is watch by Donkey and Puss until she can rule and live happily ever after.
"Why do they make my life sound so fooking easy," I asked my best friend Donkey.
"I donno," he answered.
"They don't say that I'm a witch or I know what you, your family, and my parents really are," I say really mad.
You head right. But I don't like to use my powers much. If I did, the whole kingdom would run me outta town, or ask me to help them with their probs. Either way, I lose. Surprisingly enough, my powers are really strong. I can do really difficult spells, like the Truth Spell. It show the caster what people really are. That's how I learned about Mom and Dad. Donkey told me himself. Don't tell Puss, but I like Donkey best. I get my stubbornness and sarcasm from him.
"Because no one knows that except for you, me, Puss, and Danny," Donkey replies.
Just think about Danny made me blush. He worked at Farbucks and had been my best (and only) human "friend". He was the tall, dark, and silent type. He has black hair, deep brown eyes, and was very sweet. I wanted to tell people we were "friends" but the media would be on us all the time. We both wanted to be more than "friends" but, me being a princess and all… oh how I LOTHE being a princess.
Just so you know, I dislike being called by my full name or title. I like being called by my nickname, Meli. If you were looking for me in a crowd, I'm the one with the wavy, brown, long hair, big, brown eyes, and making a rude, sarcastic remark. Also, I'm the one with the big mouth, usually getting into a fight.
Anyway, I have to get to Princess School on time. I usually ride Donkey and today wasn't any different. But, I was a little early, so I stopped to visit Danny at work. They were closed, but Danny let me in.
"Why are you here, shouldn't you be at school," he asked.
"School doesn't start for another hour and I wanted to see you," I said, then kissed him on the cheek. He blushed. I think he looks so damn cute when he does that.
"Someday we can tell the world that we're a couple," I sighed.
"Then the media will look down on you for loving a commoner," Danny replied.
I kissed him again, and headed off to school. The girls at my school are spoiled, evil JERKS. Especially Prince Charming (the one my ma was arranged to marry) and Cinderella's daughter Charmerella, whose as vain as her parents (hence her name). She's a jack-ass who hates me for no reason. I'm just glad she shows no signs of being like her grandma, the famous Fairy Godmother, because she would be planning to kill me so she could be queen. Far Far Away would never be the same.
Oh dang, I'm gonna be late.