College Life
By Rose
Updating like a mad badger, w00t! Anyways, I suddenly developed a strong hatred for girls named Mary Ann! Hurray…
NOTE: Kitten is racist. She partly hates Bee because Bee is black. Jinx isn't, but hates Bee. Mary Ann is not. I will NEVER us the 'N' words, I am not African American, and therefore it is disrespectful and cruel.
I hate Kitten.
NEW NOTE: MARY ANN IS THE NEW CHARACTER 'Dark Thoughts' CREATED! –Bangs head on table- REMEMBER?
Dedication: ToCheerfully Oblivious. She is just a sweet person, and writes great fanfictions. Her reviews are very upbeat and always make me smile! Everyone clap for Cheerfully Oblivious! –Waves flag and cheers-
I will be dedicating each chapter to a reviewer! Be warned…
Note: This story is rated PG-13 for: Language, sexual situations, cutting, rape, and drugs.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Disclaimer: Damn these things… I don't own the Teen Titans, but I do own the power to make up a character named 'disclaimer' and kill it in the most evil ways possible… Evil laugh
Music Listened too:
Crash and Burn- Savage Garden (I'm starting to really appreciate pop music.)
Trash- Korn (At least 5 times…)
Torn- Natalie Imbruglia
Rape Me- Nirvana
Heart Shaped Box- Nirvana
Dumb- Nirvana
Chapter Seven: Meet the Bitches Part II
Faith felt more and more confident as the day progressed and by the time four o'clock came by, she had her whole day planned out as a student teacher. 'This should be too hard,' she thought happily, waving goodbye to Mr. Mansion.
"See you in two days, Miss Andrews," He called, waving goodbye.
She nodded, "Thank you for assisting me!" Walking out of the huge public school and into the warm and humid outdoors, she quickly dialed Robin's number. She counted the rings in her head until he answered, feeling anxious to hear his voice.
"Yeah?" His voice rang out, in a bored tone.
"Hey Robin," she smiled. "It is I, Faith,"
He grinned, sitting up in his bed, happy to hear her voice. "Oh hi, Star, is it four o'clock already?"
"Yes, it is," She replied, settling herself down on a park bench.
"Oh! Must of lost track of time… so, how did it go?" he asked, running his fingers through his unruly black hair.
"Oh, it was glorious, I feel really confident about this!"
"That's good," He replied absentmindedly, "Do you still want to go to that movie?"
"Of course I do," She replied, a little disappointed he didn't want to hear about her day.
"Alright, I tried calling Raven and Gar, but neither really wants to go, and Bee and Victor aren't answering their phones, and I think Terra would rather be with Brad… so it'll just be the two of us, still want to go?"
"Why would I not? I'd love to, what time do you wish to go?" She asked, pleased that it would just be the two of them, her annoyance dissolving at once. 'This crush is getting way out of hand…' she told herself, but didn't stop smiling.
"Excellent. Want to go to the six o'clock one?" he asked.
"That is fine, I need to work on my report for Mr. Daniels anyway, he assigned us a ten paged report on the importance of discipline, and it is rather frustrating,"
Robin made a sympathetic-sounding noise, "Well, that's college for you, so I'll see you in a couple of hours?"
"I'll meet you at your room," she answered, "Goodbye,"
Robin closed his phone and stretched out on his bed lazily. He had finished all his work required for law enforcement class, and his graphic designing paper wasn't due for another week. "I could study…" he said out loud, but then made a face of disgust. "No way,"
"No way- what?" Terra asked, walking in through the door. She spotted Robin and then looked around the room for other people. "Where is everyone?"
"Out. And I meant 'No way-studying'," he explained.
She nodded, "I know, I don't want to either… I just got back from geology class; we had a pop quiz," She groaned.
Robin sat up, "How do you think you did?"
She gave him a bold, pained look.
"That bad?" he asked, sympathetically.
"I knew I should've studied this morning!" Terra moaned, jumping onto Victor's bed, burying her face into his pillow.
"Well, why didn't you?" He pressed.
"I had to tell somebody about last night!" She said, as though it was the most obvious thing.
"Oh right, your little romantic incident with Brad-y-kins," Robin smirked, tossing her a Three Musketeers candy bar.
She rolled her eyes, but ate the chocolate bar hungrily, "I never even got to tell Bee, that pink minx from across the hall took all Bee's attention, but I forced Raven to listen. I wonder if she'll hate me forever… oh well,"
He laughed, "The Pink minx? Forgot about that… did you meet Kitten? She's a living nightmare. Oh, I forgot to ask you, do you have a cell phone?"
She nodded her head, "Yeah, I do, why?"
"I was going to see if anyone wanted to see War of the Worlds with me and Faith, and I called everyone but you, 'cause I didn't have your number,"
"It's 1-321-345-9074," she said (Made up number, no significance to story), "But I don't really want to go, I think I'm going to attempt that extra credit Spazzy McGee was talking about earlier, I could probably use it. Oh, and I saw Kitten, the blond, right?"
Robin nodded wincing. "She kissed my cheek,"
She smirked, "How did Faith handle it? Never mind, I'll ask her myself. I'm going to go work on that extra credit, see you later,"
"Good luck," he said and she got up, "Thanks, on second though… I'll do it later, I need to go somewhere else. I can always just call Conner if I have any trouble, I swear, he's a genius."
"Where are you going now?" he asked.
"Maybe Brad's," she said, smiling.
"Oo-oh, Brad-y-kins," he teased immaturely.
"Shut up," Terra snapped, blushing. She quickly made her way towards the door, to save herself from any embarrassment. No such luck-
"BE SAFE!" He called as she slammed the door shut.
"So Raven, you never told me, what was going on back there with you and those girls? Were you, like, fighting?" Gar asked, as they sat down on the edge of a park fountain.
Raven smiled to herself, "Oh, that? It really wasn't anything, they were just pissing me off, but I told them off," She decided not tell him, he'd probably think she was a bitch. 'Who cares?' she asked herself, 'You do! You don't want him to think of you in a bad way! YOU LIKE HIM,'
Gar laughed, "Wish I could have been there… so, want to grab some ice cream or something?"
She shook her head, still arguing with herself. "No, I think I'll just head back. See you around, thanks for lunch,"
He watched her walk away, mesmerized by the way her legs and butt moved as she did. 'She can really wear a pair of jeans…' he thought, grinning in a very perverted manor. As she went out of sight, he sighed, leaning back to lie down on the bench. He loved spending time with Raven…
Meanwhile, ten feet away from him, a freshly showered Mary Ann smirked as she saw Raven walk away. "Tisk, tisk, little bitch… you really shouldn't leave your man alone, he might meet someone else!" Applying a fresh coat of lip gloss, she signaled for a guy.
He was tall, with large muscles and long brown hair. His name was Andy Shrimp, and he was a good friend of Kitten's. "I want my money now," he said, walking up next to her, holding his hand out.
"Fine, fine," she snapped, handing him forty dollars. "You know the plan, right?"
He nodded, "Yeah, just hurry and go, I'm missing Austin Powers for this,"
Mary Ann glared, "You had better do this right, or I'll want my money back," Her scowl changed to teary-eyed in a second as she prepared for her plan. She looked so convincing; Andy did a double take of her. 'She should have been an actress…' he thought.
Sniveling and shaking, she made her way towards the fountain, sitting down where Gar was lying down, resting his head. Getting no effect from him, she let out a loud sob, and wiped her eyes her hands. He opened an eye, and sat up.
Her body racked with sobs, and she sniffed loudly. "Hey, are you alright? You want a tissue?" He asked, with concern in his voice. 'Well this is awkward…' he thought.
She nodded, "Could you? I'm sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable…" she reached for the tissue he was handing her, and dropped it to the ground. He hastily picked it up,
"You aren't making me uncomfortable at all, don't apologize… want to talk about what's bothering you?"
Mary Ann sniffed once again, "It's just… I had the worst day ever,"
Gar nodded, "I know what it's like… how about I buy you some ice cream, and we can talk about it?"
She smiled, dabbing tears away. "You're so incredibly sweet, I'd real-, oh no!" Her eyes went from sad and hopeful to wide and fearful in an instant. She definitely knew what she was doing.
"What it is? What's wrong?" Gar asked, touching her shaking arm.
"It's him…" she breathed, "My ex-boyfriend…" Taking Gar's hand, she led his hand across her arm and allowed him to lift her shirt a little, to see a bruise beneath, on her ribcage. 'Thank you Jinx, for your fabulous make-up skills,' Mary Ann thanked silently. It had definitely convinced him as he turned a bit green, remotely similar to the color of his hair.
"Oh my god…" he gasped, horrified. "How long has this gone on? Where is he?" He snarled the last sentence, very angry. He was a nice guy, and had no patience for violent, aggressive men.
She let out a dry sob, "He hasn't seen me yet… you need to get out of here, he gets really violent when he sees me with other guys!" 'I'm one hell of an actress! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!'
He led to behind the fountain quickly, and she slid to the ground, wiping her eyes. She looked very pale, almost gray.
"That's him over there," she pointed to the tall violent-looking man, who looked very pissed.
Gar's eye twitched, "THAT'S your ex-boyfriend?" he squeaked.
She nodded, wincing. She looked so scared, that Gar felt a strong twinge of pity. He placed a hand on her shoulder, "It's okay, I won't let him hurt you,"
She beamed a little, and he glowed for a moment. "You are just too sweet… and I don't even know your name,"
"It's Gar,"
"MARY ANN!" A voice boomed, and the girl let out a scream. Gar was up in a flash, hovering over protectively. 'You know, if he weren't a total dork, he'd be a real sweetheart,' Mary Ann thought.
"Leave her alone!" Gar ordered, his voice steady, but his body shaking.
The tall arrogant-looking man leaned in, grinning horribly, "Who's going to make me? You?"
Gar nodded, "Mary Ann, run!" Doing as she was told, Gar dodged a punch directly towards him. College students stopped to watch the fight, cheering.
"GO GREEN DUDE!"
"YEAH ANDY!"
"WHICH IS HE?"
"THE ONE KICKING THE OTHER GUY'S ASS!"
It was true; Andy was winning for now, shoving Gar to the ground, attempting to kick his ribs or legs. Mary Ann frowned: Beating him up wasn't part of the plan.
"…THIRTY BUCKS ON ANDY!"
"TEN ON THE GUY WITH THE GREEN HAIR! COME ON, GREENIE!"
Gar kicked the guy good and hard in the shin, and skidded away from a punch, only to run right into a kick in the ribs. "OOH!" The crowd flinched visibly.
The guy hovered above Gar, his foot about to connect with his aching ribs when a he spoke, "Ready to learn what real pain is like, freak?"
Narrowing his eyes dangerously, Gar rolled out of the way as Andy's fist connected his asphalt. Swearing, he rubbed his aching hand and glared at Gar.
"You little punk, I'm going to kick your ass so hard-," He never finished, as Gar connected his fist with Andy's jaw, and kneed him good in the stomach and groin. Andy fell to the ground, gasping in pain and for breath.
Half the crowd moaned and paid the others reluctantly. The others cheered happily, shouting, "GREENIE! GREENIE!"
"If you hurt that girl again, I won't be so nice next time…" He warned, walking over to Mary Ann, who was sitting on the fountain, smiling.
"Oh Gar, thank you so much," she said, giving him a hug. He inhaled her sweet berry scent and smiled.
"Any guy would have done it,"
She shook her head, "No Gar, they wouldn't! Only you would, you're just so… great, thanks so much,"
He blushed, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. "I was happy to do it, Mary Ann,"
She smiled her watery blue eyes full of kindness. "I'm so glad I met you!" she exclaimed, hugging him again. "You have no idea how much easier this will make my life!"
Gar let out a groan of pain, from where she put pressure on his aching ribs. "Oh my god, are you okay? Did he hurt you?" she asked, her eye brows furrowed.
He nodded, grimacing, "I just need ice, don't worry about it. Hey… want me to walk you back to your dorm?" he asked, "In case Andy comes back?"
She shook her head, "No it's alright, my roommates are such snobs, and I don't want you to meet them,"
Gar nodded, "Tell me about them, I met some snobs today, maybe we can plan against them somehow," He placed a hand on his aching ribs, and they began to walk towards the dorm buildings.
Mary Ann giggled at his comment, "Well… I have two, Kitten and Jinx, and they're nice and all, but really huge bitches,"
Gar stopped walking. "You live with them? I feel so bad for you! No wonder your life is hell!"
She glowered at him inside her mind, but pretended to act shocked, "You know them?"
He nodded, "The two were over at my roommates and my dorm this morning, I didn't get to talk to them much… hey, we saw you at lunch too!"
Mary Ann winced, "Oh, they were being such bitches! I don't even know why I hang out with them… anyways, talk about your friends, I don't like to talk about my roommates,"
Gar nodded, smiling, "Well, you can always hang out with me instead of them. But my friends?" Gar laughed and continued, "Oh, my two roommates, Victor and Robin, they're real cool. Victor's tall, super muscle-y -like, and is the only one who can beat me at video games. He's really funny too. Robin's got black spiky hair, he uses hair gel, how lame can you get? He's a nice guy, real serious though. Then we've got four other friends we're tight with, all girls. There's Terra… she's really funny and nice. She's really thin and has this long blond hair. Then there's Bee, A.K.A: The Diva, she's hilarious and really outgoing. She's got a real 'Don't. Mess. With. Me.' mood, she doesn't take any crap from anyone. And then we have Faith, she's one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. She's got nice green eyes, with red hair, and I swear, she and Robin were meant for each other,"
Mary Ann nodded, trying to act interested. "Hey… did you say there were four girls? What about the other one?"
His eyes sparkled, "Oh, that's Raven. She's really genuine; she's one of my best friends. She's into dark things, and Gothic related stuff really interests her. She's really sweet and a good friend underneath her ice barrier. But you saw her, didn't you?"
Mary Ann nodded, cringing. "Maybe it was because of Jinx and Kitten, but she was really mean to me,"
"Seriously? Yeah, it was probably because of Jinx and Kitten, what did she do?"
She shrugged, "It's nothing, really, look! We're almost there," She walked faster, but Gar caught her hand. He wasn't an idiot.
(A/N: Not in my fanfiction at least… Hey! He majors in biology, he can't be stupid!)
His green eyes pierced through her, "What did she do?" He was interested, and a little shocked at how she was reacting.
Mary Ann sighed, "It's nothing, she just called me a dumb bitch, and when I told her I was sorry about my roommate's behavior, she told me to …erm… screw myself and dumped ranch dressing on my head,"
He stifled a grin and she scowled. "No Mary Ann, it's not that it's funny, I just can't believe it… I mean, you must have provoked her somehow!"
She turned to her door, and froze. "Gar, I think I did… but it's just embarrassing,"
He raised his eye brows, "Believe me, I won't laugh,"
She gave a half smile, "Well… I just commented on how you two would make a really cute couple, and she got all offended and started laughing!" Gar's heart fell with a crash.
'She laughed? She thought it was funny? She was offended? So offended she poured ranch dressing on the poor girl's head? She really thinks it's that gross? The idea of me and her going out?' The words stung hard, and he felt angry and hurt.
Mary Ann continued, "And I, well… asked if you were single, and she called me a slut…"
Doubt filled his chest, but he saw tears spring to her eyes. "Shit… you're serious?"
She nodded, "I'm sorry, I've just been crying so much. I'm sick of it!" 'I AM THE WORLD'S GREATEST ACTRESS! DAMN RIGHT! MOVE OVER JULIA ROBERTS!'
"Are you okay?" she asked. He shrugged, "I think I just need to lie down and rest, is that okay?"
"Oh Gar, please tell me I didn't hurt your feelings," she pleaded, trying to cover a smirk.
"You didn't," He said, slamming his door shut. 'She did,' He thought, thinking of Raven.
Mary Ann stared at the door, and then grinned. 'That wasn't hard at all,' she thought to herself. 'Hope Andy's okay… ahh, who cares?'
(A/N: Little phony bitch…)
About fifteen minutes earlier, Raven walked into her dorm room, to find Faith hunched over her laptop, chewing on the cap of a pen. She smiled and gave a little finger wave.
"How has your day been?" she asked.
"Fine thanks, how did you think you did at your student teacher training?" Raven asked, talking over her shoes and jumping onto her bed.
"I think I did fine, I'm really excited for this, if I do really well, it'll be easier for me to obtain a teaching job once I get out of college," Faith answered, going back to chewing on her pen cap.
"Well, that's good,"
"Yes, I suppose it is… How is your hang over?" Faith asked.
Raven smiled, "I forgot about that, guess it went away. Sorry about this morning, I was being a real crab,"
Faith shrugged, "Not really, you just consumed too much alcohol, and all is forgiven. What did you do the whole day?"
Raven smiled, retelling the entire day, including the embarrassing moment between her and Gar at the health restaurant. Faith simply smiled, closing her laptop, giving Raven her full attention. Listening was definite one of her better qualities, Raven noticed, happily confiding in her. She finished by talking about the entire incident with Kitten, Jinx, and Mary Ann. Including the ranch dressing.
"Raven!" Faith scolded, "That isn't nice at all! …And yet, I am most pleased! Thank you!"
Raven smiled, flipping her long purple and black hair behind her, "'Welcome… but it was so fun, wish you were there! The idiot even startled shaking her head, so the dressing flew onto her friends too, it was simply hilarious,"
Faith giggled, but maintained a frown moments later. "I believe you should apologize, that was rude,"
"NO, Faith, of course I won't! She was such a bitch, I'm only sorry I didn't fling more things at them,"
"I'll be sure to write a list of items to toss at them…" murmured Faith quietly, standing up and stretching.
"Way ahead of you," Raven said, smiling wickedly.
Faith laughed again. "I'm going to go grab a snack from that food mechanism downstairs, want anything?"
Raven stood up, walking towards the bathroom, "It's called a snack machine, Fay, and sure, can I have a bag of Cheetos? I'm in some serious need for any sort of chips. Money's in my white purse, I'm going to take a shower, will you just leave the food on my bed?" She called, walking into the bathroom.
"Fine," Faith answered, grabbing $.75 cents from Raven's purse, "I'll see you in a moment," She quickly changed into a more comfortable outfit, less dressy, into loose jeans with big pockets and a tight gray camisole.
Walking out the door, she stopped dead in her tracks. Victor and Bee both stood before her, currently occupied in a huge make out fest.
"Ehem…" she said lightly, looking down. Her cheeks burned brightly.
Bee shrieked, jumping off of Victor. He blushed deeply, and Bee glared at him, "No one will catch us, huh?"
"Well, Fay, I think this is a pretty good time to tell you that me and Bee are officially going out! Hehe…" Victor laughed nervously, looking genuinely embarrassed.
Faith smiled, "Oh that is very good, I congratulate you both!" She hugged them both tightly, and waved goodbye, thankful to get away from the awkward scene. It seemed that Bee and Victor had returned to their make out session, from the noises Faith could hear as she walked away.
She had never been good with public displays of affection, and watching them always made her feel so uncomfortable. Spotting the snack machine, she put on a cheery smile, yanking her hair out of its braid, and massaged her scalp until it fell out of its twist and into curly tendrils. She looked up and down at the list of snacks and quickly placed in the seventy-five cents to pay for Raven's Cheetos, but was pushed aside, rudely, as a familiar blond girl punched in her order for a Pepsi.
"Thanks," she said snidely, obviously not meaning the 'thanks' whatsoever.
Now, Faith was a very nice girl, but was not about to get stepped all over! "You owe me money, and… I… expect to have it back! Now!"
'Oh… good one,' She thought to herself sarcastically. (Yikes, OOC… but can't think of anything more creative more in character.)
"Do you always speak like that?" Kitten asked, twirling her hair around her finger.
"Like what?"
"Like you're reciting the dictionary," She smirked, her eye brows raised.
"I was merely taught to speak this was, I was informed that it was polite," Faith answered, feeling her patience thin.
"I was merely taught to speak this way, because I'm a red-headed idiot," Kitten mimicked, crossing her eyes.
Faith stepped away from her, studying her slightly. "I do not understand how you can be so mean, when I have done nothing to you, were you raised to treat everyone like mere dirt on the ground?"
"I'm not mean, you're just a bitch!" She snapped.
Faith stared at her, "You cannot be serious. That made no sense at all,"
"Whatever, trailer shit, you're just jealous because Robin likes me more than you," Kitten smirked.
It was Faith's turn to smirk, "Au contraire, he specifically informed me that he does not like you, sorry to disappoint you,"
To her disappointment, Kitten continued to sneer. "I thought you'd say that, you see… he and I talked earlier today, he told me specifically that he only said that to make you think that he likes you, and to make you like him,"
Faith's eyes widened, and then narrowed again.
Kitten leered, "And obviously you do. Too bad, he's mine. He even told me that he doesn't like you, he just wants to break your heart in the end,"
Faith stepped away, "You liar,"
"-He told me that he loves me, isn't that great?" Kitten finished, studying her nails. "I think I'll go now, and don't forget to tell your bitchy friends to watch out," She walked away, laughing, and Faith glared at her the entire way, before bursting into sobs as soon as she was sure Kitten was out of hearing range.
Meanwhile, Kitten laughed happily as she heard Faith sobbing. Jinx and Mary Ann walked up next to her, and observed the scene.
"I take it you got to her?" Jinx asked, smirking. Her shocking pink hair was pulled into two high pony tails.
"I said I would, didn't I?" Kitten sneered, tossing her blond hair behind her.
Mary Ann smirked, "Gar is moping over that purple haired bitch. I'll give it two days until he's head over heels for me,"
Jinx nodded, "Victor's already crazy about me, I just need to give him a little push away from that stupid loser, which should be easy enough,"
Kitten smirked, "I can get some guys to get Faith out of the picture… and Robin will be all mine! Ahh, I can't wait, he's just too hot," She and Jinx both turned their attention back to Faith.
Mary Ann examined her crimson red talon-like fingernails,
"One down, two to go…"
For you slow people, when she said "One down, two to go…"- that meant, Starfire's been brought down, now they just need Raven and Bee.
Guess who's their next target?
Sorry about the humor drain, but drama is the genre. Let me answer some question you guys ask often:
1. Why don't you call Bee Karen Beecher or Starfire Kori Anders or Raven- Raven Roth?
Now honestly, Karen Beecher or Bethany Honey? I choose the second, plus I enjoy being a little creative. I have Raven's last name Black instead of Roth because I like the sound of Black, AND WHERE DID ROTH COME FROM? Everyone uses it, but it doesn't have much to do with her. I know Black doesn't either, but I like it better than Roth. And now the huge one… why don't you call Starfire Kori Anders? I'll be honest: I hate that name. I though Faith Andrews was better, and like I said, I like being creative.
2. Why didn't you just use Terra instead of Mary Ann?
It's been overused. I know the Kitten thing has been too, but I thought I'd just use one OC. Plus, I always bash her, I figured I should make one without me bashing her. She's not going to be a big character, I'm sorry… but I do have something planned for her.
3. Why did you make Raven smoke?
-Sighs- I'M SORRY I OFFENDED YOU GUYS! But I just wanted to show how she progresses into a better person over the story.
4. Since you made Cyborg and Bee a couple, will there be anymore romance between them?
-Eye twitch- OF COURSE THERE WILL! Trust me when I say I have so much planned for this story, IT WON'T STOP AT THEM DATING. –Evil grin- Oh no… MOO-HOO-HAHAHA! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING! (Is tackled into a straight jacket by paramedics)
5. What is your favorite Nirvana song? (Well, someone did ask me!)
Hmm… Heart Shaped Box, all the way! I just love their music so much… but you know what someone just got me into? Korn! Never heard of them, but they are so awesome! ACTUAL GOOD METAL! -Cheers-
Reviews… (By the way, I'm a bit pissed at a certain… someone, so I'm very sorry if I'm short with you)
Seethet: I honestly pity you. I pity the fact that you think you can interrogate me by insulting me, and when you think that's not enough, you move to my friends and parents. I pity the fact that you're so stuck on yourself that you actually send your story. I pity the fact that you're a hypocrite, you are angry with me for torturing Starfire, and then you make her want to kill herself in your story. I pity you for the fact that you resort to insulting my name, because your minuscule brain is incapable of thinking of something more creative. I pity the fact that your entire flame looked like a joke (Seriously, who is so arrogant to send their OWN STORY?). You think that it's completely idiot to write about college. Wow, how many stories of high school are there? Too many to name. I am not an idiot, of course I know that they're only teens, but this is fanFICTION. I can write about whatever I want, I don't need your approval, nor do I want it. You want me to be angry, I'm guessing, but I am far from it. I laugh at your story, your insults, and you. You think this will stop me from writing? You wish. Back off, Seethet, I could care less about what you think. (Nice E-mail by the way… real creative…) If you want anger, I suggest you talk to some of my friends… FallingDarkAngel, SweetnWeird, or Pinkflamingo44. I'm sure they can help you out show help you out…
Loviegurlie: I know, simple pleasures rock. I hate the smell of ranch dresser, so that would absolutely kill me, if I was Mary Ann. I gave you ideas for school? –Flees from your principal- Just don't say where you got it from! - People would hate you for life? Ahh, well, that's life, am I right? Oh well, what can we do? …THROW MORE DRESSING! –Orders 70 bottles of Italian and Cesar- Moo-hoo-hahaha… You're not a loser! Thanks for reviewing!
Sailor Attitude: Brilliant? Of course! You do know that there's no such thing as insanity, right? (Okay… maybe a little… BUT THEY'RE CLOSE!) –Watches in amusement as Kitten, Mary Ann, and Jinx writher on the floor in pain and discomfort- Good work, Sailor! Lol, nice job, hope you continue with the funny reviews, I love them so much!
RaeRox: Thanks for reviewing so much, I appreciate it a lot. Sorry that the characters are OOC.
Tritium: I enjoyed writing the part with Raven and Mary Ann/Jinx/Kitten, it was very amusing. Preferably the ending, but that seems to be everyone's favorite as well. No problem about the language, I'm okay with it, I usually swear like a sailor. I'll keep updating, I'll try to go as quickly as I can! Thanks for your review.
Still trying to fly: O.O I am so sorry I made you cry, that wasn't my intention at all! I'm sad for you, about your grandpa, and your dog, that's really sad. I don't mind you telling me that stuff, I just hope you're feeling better. I had a dog once, it wasn't a great experience, but I wasn't close to him enough to really feel that sad when he was gone. I'm blessed to still have my grandfather, but he's sick as well. I know I'd cry if he died, I love him so much. I wish I hadn't made you cry, I'm sorry! I love southern accents so much, I think they're adorable! –Huggles random person with Southern Accent- Anyways, thank you for your review, it was really nice and thoughtful. I'm sorry about your grandfather and your dog; I really wish I hadn't made you cry! Thanks for reading my story and for reviewing!
InkBlotted Chakra: The fang/Kitten scene was vile… but there really should be more action. I'd be one happy girl if we got to see Starfire and Robin snogging… -looks wistful- Anyways, if BB and Raven making out interests you, might I suggest you go to my profile, look under my opinion on pairings, go to BB/Rae, and click on the link… it shows a very lovely picture of them, lip locked, but nothing R rated or anything. I'm glad you liked my Pepto-Bismol comment, I've always picture that when I see Jinx…
Savi: Best chapters so far? Thank you! I'm very flattered! I loved writing the fight between Jinx/Kitten/Mary Ann and Raven, especially the last bit… -Smiles- The Victor/Bee moment was so fun to write to, I just couldn't wait to hook them up, they are so adorable together. Thanks for your review!
A Lost Soul: I ADORED writing that scene with Raven and Mary Ann, I'm glad you enjoyed Raven's act of …er- justice! (o.O) I know, I'd so do the same thing, or at least yank on her hair or something… When will Robin ask Star on a date? Er… well, I'll be honest, not for a while… but it will happen, probably, since this is a rob/star. Thanks for your review!
SweetnWeird: I'm more than happy to make your day, you review made mine! Fair trade, no? Omg, thanks for the back up on Seethet, it means SO much to me! –Cuddles giant teddy bear you sent me- These things are real fuzzy… Anyways, thanks for the bone crushing hug and thousand of flowers, your support means so much to me! –Sends chocolate candies and sour gummy worms- Thanks again! Now, about your actual review… I'm glad you appreciate the Terra/Brad, I mean, I'm getting the feeling not everyone enjoys it… Well, I like it a lot, and I like writing it. Glad someone's a fan of it! The Victor/Bee was fun to write-OH MY GOD, YOUR POWER WENT OUT? (Long, loud, pathetic scream) SUCKS! That's a little annoying that it went out just as you were reading answer… (A little?) How do I manage to keep it original, yet sweet and rough around the edges? Erm... let me think about how I can answer that… Well, I devote most of the night to thinking/day dreaming about certain ideas, my friends are a great help, my mate Jack created Brad and Bee's friend Clarence… so it's just a little of that I guess. Raven/Beastboy's relation has been very amusing in the past chapters, but I am a bit anxious for people's reaction to the next chapter… it is very dramatic. The thing might be overused, but I'll try to make it sound unique. Rob/Star's hangout on the roof wasn't too hard to create, but I think it's a little unusual. I'll have to explain why it specifically is in the future chapters… And I have a reason! (Well, a little bit of one…) Slapping Kitten silly… hmm, I think I can fit that in somewhere… (Allows random girls to come into story and btch slap Kitten like crazy) –Evil cackle- O.O I read your review to Seethet, all I can say is… you're a really sweet person, I'm so happy I have your support (and protection of Seethet)! THANK YOU SO MUCH! It's people like you that make me so glad I'm with fanfiction.
Yay! My sister just gave me an old Madonna CD! I love her old songs, they're so awesome. (Glomps sister)
AnimationWickedRaven: Thanks… for your compliment and for reviewing! See if you can beat your record of two words, cut down to just one. I'm joking; I really mean it, thanks.
Thugette90: Dude, The White Rose changed my life… (Well… no, but nice touch, am I right?) Glad I got you into it, I'm trying to spread the word… hang on…
(Orders blimp to say: EVERY-FREAKIN'-BODY READ THE WHITE ROSE! THIS INSTANT! I COMMAND YOU! DO IT. AND ALL THE REST OF THE STORIES ON MY FAVORITES. DO IT.)
Okay… anyways, the fruit basket was filled with gummy bears! (Sorry for not telling, I didn't want any jealous peeps to steal it…) –Looks paranoid- Moving on… dude, I'm getting the feeling that the more people are forced into religion and uptight situations, the more they are attracted to rebellion. What I am trying to say is… LET US MAKE MERRY WITH VODKA! AND I MEAN DRINK IT, DAMNIT! –Pours vodka into big bucket and stares at it lovingly- Lol… don't know where that came from… hehe… Hello Mother Dominey! Fancy seeing you here… -Eye twitch- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING! –Flees- (Two minutes later) Hello again! I love RedX so much; I just think he's so attractive, with his hot one-liners and his lust for Starfire (squeaks, YAY REDX/STAR!) What would have made it better if Starfire smiled sweetly and said, "Why of course I'll go out with you… since ROBIN (!) hasn't made a stupid move yet! I'd love to! Robin: "But we can't rush things-… WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION HERE?" Lol, you got to admit, that would make the episode so much better… I hope in season five we'll see him! Sorry your friend is moving, that's major suckage! –Sends feel-better-gummy-worms- Thanks for reviewing!
Flames of the Sun: I'm glad you liked my nineteen paged chapter… Yeah, I had a bit of a typing spree… The fact that you recommend my story to people is really flattering! Thanks for your review, I've never seen Bring it on again, but I did see the first one, so hilarious. Hope you liked this chapter! –Sends gummy worms-
Orlifan4561: I know, Bee/Cyborg is great… the look on Jinx's face? Mwahaha, coming soon… glad you're looking forward to it. Robin spazzing is so amusing… to write and read, I totally understand! Lol, thanks for your review, and nice penname, Orlando is a definite hottie. (Hides from your glares) Hope you liked this chapter!
Illegally Blond: I didn't make Mary Ann up, and she isn't a character from the show. To clear things up, I put up an advertisement for reviewers to help me create an OC, and Dark Thoughts made her up! She never reviewed again… or he… anyways, so there you go, hope this clears up any confusion! ARE YOU STEALING MY STORY? –Steals your key board- Lol, just kidding, I'm sorry, Mary Ann is after Beastboy, to piss off Raven… Sorry if you're disappointed! Thanks for reviewing!
Cheerfully Oblivious: You thought the part with Mary Ann and Raven was clever? Why thank you! …it was more of an instinct; I guess I would have done the same thing. You used to be friends with a girl stuck on herself? Sucks, glad you got out of it… (You said you USED to have a friend, I take it you dumped her… GO CHEERFUL!) Erm… attacking monkeys… right… lol, but you do remind me of Starfire, you're just really cool and friendly, anyways… away from the compliments that make me feel like a stalker… RAVEN OBSESSORS WHO BASH RAVEN MUST BURN! I'm so glad someone agrees with me, I hate them so much… They just ruin her character, and the way they try to act 'goth' is just stupid and pointless, UGH! Yes, I am very proud of you for tearing up paper! –Is attacked by tree huggers- AHH! I'M SORRY! BACK OFF! NO-NOT THE SPLEEN! (Two hours later) –Crawls to desk- Well that was life-scarring… anyways, good luck on your computer, you have your own? –Cries in corner- I want one… Thanks for your review, cheerful!
I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT… I'm getting marr-…
Wait no, I'm not, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? What I wanted to say was that I saw Batman! IT. WAS. AWESOME. !. I recommend it everyone (Over thirteen, cough, unless-you-can-get-away-with-it, cough) SEE IT! SO GOOD! Back to reviews…
Waterlily-clone: I despise all racist people for their intolerance and cruelty, but I guess I'm being intolerant to them… does that make me a hypocrite? –Head hurts- Anyways, I know I offended you, I'm sorry. I should so add you in the story to kick Kitten's ass… -Ponders it- If I can, I will. Not promising, but giving a bit of hope! Nice dream, by the way, made me cry it was so beautiful and brilliant… Ciara's alright, not really my style. I used to like her a little, but she doesn't interest me that much, I don't think her voice is really all that great. Not like mine is, -looks unhappy- But I prefer Christina Aguilera's 'Dirrty' to Ciara's '1, 2 step'. But don't get me wrong, she's good. I agree with you, Kitten is indeed a racist bitch. Your b-day is the same as Bush and 50 cent… There's only one thing to do… OUT-PARTY THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHA! THIS CALLS FOR… VODKA! Of course, I sent you a review explaining that, and why I deleted the two other stories! Dude, Seethet's a bitch. Thanks for your comfort though, it means the world to me!
They-call-me-Orange: Hello… Orange. Raven always kicks ass, even in pig-tails and a yellow dress. Well… not technically, but moving on- You were the one who asked me about my favorite Nirvana song! I remember! Well, to answer you… It is Heart Shaped Box, and Rape me is so great, I mean, the lyrics are easy to learn (Barely thirty words to the whole song…) I will forever more mourn Kurt… I'm glad you like my story, I've noticed you a lot in other reviews, I'm happy you review mine! Thanks for doing so!
xxSassyActressxx: -Glares at people who stare at you strangely- LEAVE THE BRILLIANT ALONE, LOSERS! Anyhoo, thanks for reviewing, the sugar highness only makes it a happier review! Thanks for reviewing, glad you liked the Bee/Victor moment! You go ahead and raise that roof… er… yeah! Lol, just kidding!
jjangel9325232: Yay for updating Mizzunderstood, I was very happy you did! Great story you wrote, so fun to read. Beastie Boys are cool, not huge fans though, I think I admire them for all their awesome songs and work. I have heard of Offspring, my sister would know better than me, she used to be huge on that style. I like it fine, but it's not really a favorite of mine. I'm glad you liked I Can Stop the Pain; I had a blast writing it! Ooh, you gave me a poll! Hurray! Who's your favorite character? Slade, no doubt. What's your favorite pairing? RedX/Star! What your least favorite pairing? RedX/Raven, -hiss- ONLY STARFIRE'S! Do you like McDonald's? Meh, I try not to eat there, after I watched Super-Size Me, I freaked. Do you like cows? Who doesn't? Do you think guinea pigs are adorable? Sure. What's your favorite color? Dark green and black! Why am I asking these questions? Because you find it fun to create these questions? I really have no idea! Thanks for your review!
xBxMYxJaMeSxDeANx: That's a fun (probably shiny…) radar. I'm thrilled you put me on it, thank you so much! My dedication doesn't have much to do with the fact that I stay up to 3: 54, I'm practically nocturnal anyways. Sweet & Low would help, I just stick a straw in a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup… keeps me awake for at least another thirty minutes. If it really is dedication, it's not the story, it's answering reviews. It's always been annoying to me, when authors don't answer reviews for no good reason, so I try to answer all of mine. Well, unless there's something wrong with me, and I don't feel like typing, that might bring me down a little. Anyways, back to your review! There's been periods when I haven't updated in months… but I got such frightening angry reviews, I immediately put a stop to that… -shakes in corner- So… many… capital letter-yelling… Changing the subject- The bantering of my Beastboy and Raven is so amusing to write, I'm glad you appreciate it. If I was reading this story as a different person, I'd probably pace it without a second glance, I'm happy you noticed! BB/Rae fluff is just so fun to write, I don't know how people cannot be a fan! I made Robin sound… hot? …Sorry? Or… go me? Lol, I don't think I'll stop- but I might be able to lend him to you for a bit. Your last paragraph made me smile so much- being called original is probably one of the highest compliments you can give me, I strive to be unique. You described so nicely, I must send you sour gummy worms… -Grabs gummy worms from sister's clutches and ties it to traveling pigeon, in hopes it will find you….- FLY MY PRETTY! FLY! Cough, ehem… sorry, just watched Wizard of Oz parody on that 70's show… can't help it! Hope this chapter is to your liking! Thanks for the review:)
Arainia: You gave me an eleven? –Begins to tear up- You people are so nice! Besides Seether, -glares-, but I'm glad I've got support from you! Is my story really your favorite? Thank you so much, but might I recommend The White Rose by Jessemudflap? It is one of my very favorites! So great! Thanks again!
RobinluvsStar: Maybe one day you will have the cutesy relationship Robin and Starfire have! Oh, all three will get what they deserve… -Grins evilly- But it might take a while- but don't give up hope! I promise I'll make them suffer… -Evil cackle- … cough, hack, wheeze, anyways… Thanks for your review! –More gummy bears sent by my faithful dove/carrier pigeon-
Darkmagic101: Jinx, Kitten, and Mary Ann will never stand a chance against them! I'm glad you liked Raven's bit, I had so much fun writing it! Thanks for your review!
April4rmH-town: I didn't disappear, I got reported. By Seethet, I think, at least, that's what he/she says. But I'm happy I'm on your favorites, I'm honored! The End episodes kicked ass, I loved them all. The Rae/Rob-ness didn't really bother me, I liked it a little… -Flees from rob/star bullets- I STILL LIKE ROB/STAR, YOU DOLTS! I like rob/star more, but I'm trying to make peace with the Rob/Rae coupling, all this battling between St/Ro and Ra/Ro is driving me mad. I respect you hate Rae/Rob; everyone can have their own opinions. We all know that the show will always be Starfire/Robin, anyways. Awesome bio, and thanks for your review!
lil' LIK Star: Mary Ann is an OC, I asked people to create her so I could have someone pine over Beastboy, and have it not be Terra. Dark Thoughts created her. Hope your confusion is gone! Thanks for your review; I'm glad you liked the Victor/Bee!
cottoncandyclouds: Thanks!
Robinstarfire4ever: Feeling special is so fun! Well, I'm sure the guys were very pissed when Robin yelled 'Good morning sunshine', but it's a bit too late to explain in the story. Sorry! Thanks for your review!
Pinkflamigo44: Hello my friend, I'm flattered you liked the chapter. Cedar point? LUCKY! I love that place so much, it's so fun. Hot as hell over there, though. Some of my friends are considered preps, so I never really bash preps… until I met Ashley Brittany… -eye twitch- I swear, she was one of those stereotypical girls from high school fanfiction stories, - IT WAS HORRIBLE! AHH! I WANTED TO RUN HOME AND TURN NIRVANA UP AS LOUD AS IT WOULD GO AND HIDE IN MY BED! –Whimpers- NOOO! PINKFLAMINGO44! DON'T LET THE BALLS OF PAINT KILL YOU! Lol- sounds fun. Dumping ranch on Mary Ann's head was inspired by one of my urges I got from being bitched at by Ashley Brittany. –Severe eye twitching- Burn bitch, burn. AND to make things worse, SHE'S BLOND! It's so typical- it's frightening! You answer to Seethet made me smirk, I actually pity the guy (Phff, I'm such a liar…) a little. I'd hate to make enemies with you. Anyways, thanks for taking the time to threaten him, it means the world to me. (That doesn't sound very innocent… HA! As if I am!) Thanks for everything Shannon, you kick ass.
MontanaDust: I think pretty much everyone loved the ranch part. Heck, I loved it- well, writing it. Join the circus? Well, their over use of make up could get them jobs as clowns, I'm sure. (Mwahahahaha…) Scare little kids? Of course they would- they scare me a bit! Of course, in self defense, you kick them hard in the shin… :) Thanks for reviewing!
FallingDarkAngel: HELLO CHARM! Thanks for what you said about Seethet, I'm really, really happy you're on my side! I wouldn't let him/her drag me down, even if I didn't get support from my friends. I pity Seethet; he/she thinks they can make me sad by some pointless words. Au contraire, I laugh at them. HA HA HA! Honestly, who sends their own story in? Arrogant bitches… that's who. Anyways, thanks for everything, you kick ass! Missed you too, Molly sends her sugar infested love. (She's in IRELAND!) –Twirls flower happily- I'm glad you like this story; your high school stories inspired it a little. WAIT! You wanted to be in my story? I can have you make an appearance, but I've got so much going on in it-OMG, I MADE YOU CRY? –Freaks out- I'M SO S O O O O O O O R R R R R R R R R R R Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y ! You can be a character, but I'm sorry if you're not huge- but you'll be a character! I'm really sorry.
AnitaThePapermaster: More romance? I'll try! I'm glad I got your review, nice penname too!
Queen-of-Azerath: I figured you'd like this chapter, I wrote that last bit for you. Rose-Chan? Very cute, TJ calls me that. I can't wait for your future reviews, thanks for reviewing! Fare thee well!
gladdecease: I'm in love with horror, but I understand if you don't like it. I've always been rather amused by bitchy-ness, most of it is just funny. Some get angry, but I'm glad you found it funny. I'm not making Jinx a total bitch. That's all I'll say, I knew you'd think that. You always catch things like that, and it's a compliment. Nice sharp eyes. Thanks for your review!
kris: I'm glad you liked the amusing ending, my favorite part… I don't mind you were late, seriously, don't apologize! Your computer went haywire? Ugh, not fun at all. Here's the next chapter- thanks for your review!
Lady-Of-Emerald-Flames: I portray the characters well? Thank you! –Is flattered- Good luck on the squirrel training… I'll be sure to watch… from a distance of course! Lol, thanks for your review!
AHH! INSPIRATION FOR NEXT CHAPTER, CANNOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE!
S S S S S S S S S S S O O O O O O O O O R R R R R R R R R R R R R R Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y !
-Rose