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Chapter 6

Food Sex Cry

Hermione yawned as she landed back onto the balcony of her quarters. Fleur noticing this sudden tiredness smirked remembering Cordelia and Rosa's advice. Fleur tossed up between teasing her love ruthlessly or be kind and compassionate.

"I vonder 'ow angry two Vixin mothers vill get if I did that hm," Fleur mused smiling grimly with the answer of 'very' popping into her head. Hermione looked up and quirked an eyebrow at the now chuckling Velixion.

"Care to share?" Hermione asked letting out yet another yawn. Fleur just grinned and shook her head, the two women strode into the bedroom and got changed back into their Hogwarts robes.

"Lunch?" Fleur asked extending her arm to a grinning Hermione. Fleur's eyes widened as her suggestion was met with a mad nodding and a blur of black hair flying down the stairs. "Oui I think lunch it iz," Fleur added walking down the stairs and hearing the portrait hole slam close.

Hermione's thoughts were all jumbled, food, sex, cry. Food, sex, cry, it was becoming her brain's new mantra. Until two cold grey eyes stared into her own and interrupted her thoughts. Hermione's eyes narrowed and a vicious scowl played across her delicate lips.

"Hermione," Draco offered nodding at the girl and sending her a flash of pearly white teeth.

"Look Malfoy! I'm not in a very good mood I don't know why you're here but I don't want to know and I would ask you or even take you down but I JUST WANT SOME BLOODY FOOD AND SEX OK!" Hermione screamed running faster down the stairs completely ignoring the fact that she had just silenced Draco Malfoy.

Fleur suppressed a chuckle as she strode past Draco who had recently been returned to Hogwarts that day.

"It iz not my businezz that you are ere' but since you are back at 'Ogwarts I will zee to it that you do no 'arm to any of my students comprenz?" Fleur said turning her head slightly to look back at a nodding Malfoy. Fleur turned back around and continued down the scent of Hermione.

Hermione was getting impatient, it was three minutes till the great hall doors opened for lunch and her pacing had caused small craters in the floorboards. Her shallow breathing began to grow heavy as her fist clenching started to hurt her fingers.

Food, Sex, Cry, Food, Sex, Cry, Food, Sex, Cry.

Hermione's head snapped around as she saw a rather amused looking Fleur stride over to the doors. Pulling out her wand she tapped the right side of the door making it swing open. Hermione's jaw dropped but wasted no time running into the hall and up to the head table where she began clapping her hands and clicking her fingers to no avail.

Food, Sex, Cry, Food, Sex, Cry, Food, Sex, Cry.

"Bloody, stupid, arrgh!" Hermione vented pounding her fists onto the table and sobbing into the white tablecloth.

Fleur shook her head and sat next to the girl rubbing small circles onto her back.

"Does my 'ermione vant some comfort?" Fleur asked a small grin gracing her lips. Hermione looked up for a second before wailing yet again and shaking her head.

"Does my 'ermione vant a book?" Fleur asked again suppressing the chuckle that was soon to follow. Hermione looked up again scrunching her eyebrows together again before her clapping clicking rampage started up again.

"Time alone?"

"NO!"

"More 'omework?"

"NO!"

"Prezent?"

"NO!"

"Zex?"

"YES!" Hermione screamed launching herself onto the wide-eyed Velixion and pushing her to the ground. Fleur felt needy hands begin to rip her robes.

"Non!" Fleur yelled pushing Hermione off herself. Hermione sat on the ground for a second with a blank expression before launching into a new set of tears.

"Don't you love me! Don't you think I'm beautiful! Why don't you love me! Nobody loves meeee Fleeeuur doooessnt luuurve meeee!" Hermione wailed banging her fists onto the stone floor. Fleur's eyes widened and stepped forward to be stopped by a loud click. Hundreds of full plates appeared across the hall and suddenly the crying stopped.

"'Ermione?" Fleur asked stepping forward again before being pushed back by a gust of wind as the Vixin began wolfing down every plate on the head table.

"May I ask Ms Delacour why my head of house is wolfing down food like no tomorrow?" A voice said, Fleur turned to see McGonagall standing there with a calm expression.

"It iz a faze of sorts…." Fleur said suppressing the grin that beckoned to be shot out.

"Well until Ms Granger has overcome this 'faze' I suggest you eat up in your room." McGonagall said raising an eyebrow as Hermione ran to the nearest house table to eat the rest of the food. Noise from outside the hall slapped McGonagall back into reality as students began pouring in. "And fast," McGonagall added turning on her heel and walking out.

"Hmm," Fleur mused before raising her wand and casting a body bind on Hermione. Students gasped as Hermione fell to the floor in shock.

"Ms Delacour let me go!" Hermione yelled wiggling on the floor like some kind of deranged worm.

"Non," Fleur purred levitating Hermione and walking out of the hall.

"Fleur! I swear if you don't let me go I'll never talk to you again!" Hermione screamed frantically wobbling around in the air. Fleur grinned and kept walking up to their room, Rowena sat at the portrait and began cat calling and wolf whistling as they approached.

"And here I thought you Velixions' could woo a person over, I didn't think they went this lo-" Rowena was cut off as a loud 'Godric' echoed through the hall. The portrait flipped open and Fleur put Hermione through before whispering to Rowena the new password change and stepped through.

"Fleur please," Hermione begged new tears forming in her eyes. Fleur simply nodded and laid her down on the couch.

"'Ermione?" Fleur asked quirking a slender eyebrow as the Vixin suddenly jumped from the lounge and bounded up to their room.

"Catch me if you caaaan!" Hermione hollered down the stairs, which was greeted by a silent curse from the Velixion. Fleur bolted up the stairs to see a grinning Hermione hold her wings outstretched before dive off their balcony. Fleur gasped before extending her own wings and flying after her. Hermione felt the familiar rush of air surge through her system as she sped towards the ground. Her eyes suddenly perked up as she saw familiar pink hair across the lake.

"Tonksypoo!" Hermione screamed over the wind as she sped across the lake causing ripples to surround her body hiding her from view.

Tonks and Angelus sat in each other's arms simply enjoying the tranquillity of the lake before them. Tonks nestled further into Angelus' arms as they tightened around her slender frame. Angelus felt a small prickle at the back of her neck causing her to quickly turn to see the glowing ball of water headed straight for them.

"Company!" Angelus screamed flaring out her wings and quickly stepping in front of Tonks holding one arm in front of her.

"Siiiister!" Hermione called stopping letting the ball of water that formed around her drop back into its dead like state.

"Hermione?" Tonks asked her jaw dropping at the now grinning from ear to ear girl before her.

"The one and only," Hermione stated proudly flying towards the two pale looking Vixins.

"Are you ok?" Angelus questioned letting go of Tonks' arm to hold her hand. Hermione noticing the sudden movement burst into giggles.

"OOOO! Tooonks and Angeeeluus siiitiing in aaa treeeeee…." Hermione cried out doing a small dance on the shore of the lake. Tonks and Angelus both mentally slapped themselves before growing a light pink.

"K I S S I N…" Hermione was suddenly muffled by a quick 'silencio' from a calm looking Fleur. Tonks and Angelus began praying to whatever gods were out there as Hermione suddenly stopped wailing.

"Did zhe cauze any trouble?" Fleur asked landing next to Hermione and letting out a sigh.

"None at all," Tonks said waving her hand in the air to brush off any problems or doubts.

"May I ask what's wrong with her?" Angelus piped up brushing off the sand on her robes that wasn't there.

"The Vixin tranzformation," Fleur stated simply shrugging as if it was no big deal. Tonks immediately burst into a fit of giggles that were muffled by a glaring daggers Angelus.

"Haven't you fixed it yet?" Tonks asked still trying to keep down the laughter.

"Fix it?" Fleur replied waving her hand in the air to illustrate her point.

"Shh Nymphy, let us not put silly ideas in their heads now." Angelus said giving Tonks a knowing wink.

"Oh but that's soo cruel," Tonks whispered her bottom lip sticking out in a overdramatic way.

"Life's cruel," Angelus said putting the back of her hand against her forehead in mock sorrow.

"Shall we?" Tonks asked biting back the laughter, Angelus nodded and quickly flew with Tonks in heed ignoring all the yelling and cursing coming from the fuming Velixion.

"Velixion temper, tsk tsk tsk…" Angelus muttered shaking her head.

"Will they make it?" Tonks asked a small grin appearing across her baby like features.

"Hope not," Angelus replied grinning even wider. This was met with cackling from the other woman as they played in the clouds.

Fleur waved her hand and took the spell of a very hurt looking Hermione. Hermione's bottom lip outstretched as new tears formed from her crimson eyes.

"Non ma cherie do not cry," Fleur whispered holding Hermione's chin in her hand and wiped away the stray tears with her thumb. Fleur pulled Hermione into a tight embrace and held her as Hermione wept out what could have rivalled Nigeria falls. Fleur suddenly perked up as soft kisses trailed from her ear down her neck and stopped on her collarbone where they paused before travelling southern down to where they were met by a black silky bra.

"'Ermione!" Fleur scolded pulling the over hormoned Vixin from her. Fleur's eyes were met by sparkling crimson ones as a new grin appeared across Hermione's flawlessly featured face. As fast as Hermione got there her wings spread out once more as she sped across the lake.

"Merde," Fleur whispered stretching out her wings and began flying after her. Hermione's senses were on overdrive, everything was spinning.

Food, Sex, Cry, Food, Sex, Cry, Food, Sex, Cry.

A devilish grin crossed her ruby red lips as she spotted Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter sitting together on the edge of the lake. Hermione quickly pulled up into the sky and drifted through the clouds hidden from public eye. She ducked into one of the large trees in the forest and landed softly onto the ground retracting her wings. Creeping over towards the two boys wand at the ready she hid behind a large boulder and craned her neck around it to see them sitting rather closely and skipping stones over the water.

"AHHH!" Draco screamed as Hermione jumped out from behind the boulder with her robe over her head hiding her face. With a quick couple of incantations there stood Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in matching pink frilly sundresses with pictures of naked men on them. On their heads were crowns made out of a honey chocolate substance and on their feet were 8 inch hot pink stilettos.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Hermione screamed howling with laughter and skipping away as Harry and Draco realised they were handcuffed to each other.

Fleur's eyes scanned the skies until a flash of black hair entered her vision. Fleur quickly sped forward to hear loud pants and moans. Her heart beat quickened as she dived into the cloud that the black hair and noises were coming from.

"ANGELUS!" Fleur screamed diving out of the cloud with new visions of a very naked Tonks and Angelus burned into her memory. Many hours passed until Fleur's eyes snapped open as her eyes caught a vision of a girl skipping across the grounds holding what looked like a large lollypop with her robes concealing her face. A long trail of honey covered angry pixies followed the girl but suddenly flew away as Fleur flew closer.

"Fleur!" Hermione exclaimed grinning as the fuming Velixion landed in front of her halting all further movement.

"'Ermione! Vhere 'ave you been and vhat iz that!" Fleur yelled waving her hands frantically above her head. With child like innocence Hermione tilted her head letting small locks of ebony cross her eyes.

"This?" Hermione pointed to the large swirling lollypop. Fleur nodded holding the bridge of her nose, Hermione's eyebrows scrunched together as she thought,

"You know…. I don't really remember…." Hermione mused before bursting out into a fit of laughter. Fleur's grip on the bridge of her nose grew tighter before she reached out and took Hermione's arm into her own. Hermione realising that today she didn't really feel like flying threw herself at Fleur during mid flight and nestled into the warmth of her arms.

"'Ermione…" Fleur said laying the giggling girl down onto the lounge. Hermione's eyes opened and she grinned before pulling Fleur down for a soft kiss.

"Food?" Hermione asked with her child like innocence yet again. Fleur nodded and snapped her fingers.

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A soft pop was heard as Dobby appeared bearing three carts full of dinner. With a small salute another pop was heard and he left. Hermione got up from the lounge and ran glided over to Fleur placing a chaste kiss on her cheek before flying over to the food and began to devour it.

"Merde," Fleur whispered as Hernione finished gulping down the last of the food and turned to meet her eyes with a new hunger.

"Ohh Fleur…" Hermione purred flashing her pearly white fangs and stepping forward. Fleur began to back up before getting into a full pelt run into the bathroom. Hermione ran after her laughing like a maniac and stripping off her robes.

"'Ermione! Vee can talk thiz out…" Fleur said gliding over the water and sitting at the top of the entwined women in the middle of the pool.

"But why darling, actions are more powerful than words!" Hermione quipped gliding naked and gracefully towards the cowering Velixion.

"That iz why I think vee zhould break up!" Fleur yelled letting out a breath she didn't know she was holding.

"B-break up?" Hermione whispered tears already streaming down her face. Fleur mentally smacked herself feeling little strings pull on her heart.

"Oui," Fleur replied pushing silver locks from her eyes.

"I HATE YOU!" Hermione screamed her wings spreading out unusually wide and her eyes burning with a new passion.

"Merde!" Fleur cursed as she watched a fleeting Hermione leave her sight. Fleur flew after her and up the stairs where she was met with a large smack. Fleur stood dumbfounded as the doorway into their bedroom had some kind of invisible shield. There standing with a teary smirk was a rather angry fully dressed Hermione holding her wand.

"I loved you," Hermione spat scowling at the now teary Velixion.

"Oh 'Ermione I just wanted you to ztop, pleaze I'm zo zorry." Fleur pleaded spreading her fingers and placing them against the invisible wall. Hermione's bottom lip trembled as she walked forward and waved a hand letting the barrier fall between the two. She took Fleur into her arms and pressed her face against Fleur's warm neck. "'Ermione Je t'aime plus que n'importe quoi." Fleur whispered placing a kiss on her forehead.

"I'm so sorry Fleur," Hermione whispered taking in the familiar vanilla scent radiating from the Velixion.

"Huzh now…" Fleur whispered guiding the two of them onto the soft feathers of the bed and under the red silk sheets. Fleur planted another chaste kiss on both of Hermione's cheeks and pulled the sheets over them.

"I love you," Hermione whispered placing a soft kiss on Fleur's lips before pulling back and snuggling into the crook of Fleur's neck.

"I love you too," Fleur said tightening her grip on the Vixin before both of them drifted off into dreamless sleeps.

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Phew I finished, and so close to Christmas… So I guess this is my gift to all my beautiful sexy reviewers whatever religion you come from.

Love to you all, and special love to vermilionRED because that's why I started doing this story in the first place.

Ps. Sorry for the short chapter, its 1:08am and I'm quite tired…

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