Hey everyone! Glad you liked the last chapter D I'm going to make this one longer, so it'll take awhile for it to be finished. If you're bored, you can check out my other fic, it's just a totally random thing I decided to do tonight. It's funny I suppose, so read it and tell me what you think. Anyway, here's your chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize from J.K. Rowling's books… duh.


"Let's go!" whispered an excited Lily. "We have to slip the potions in their drinks before they go up to the dormitory."

"But won't they see us sneaking into their room?" asked Elizabeth, who was nervous about being caught.

"Of course not stupid! We have our Invisibility Charms, don't we?" snapped Lily. She wanted the plan to go perfectly. Of course it would, the girls being the incredibly intelligent beings that they are. Ahhh… Good times.

And so the girls stealthily made their way across the Gryffindor Common Room, narrowly avoiding a couple of fifth years who suddenly stood up and almost ran right into the four girls.

They ran up the staircase to the Boy's Dormitory's, heading all the way to the top to the seventh year rooms. Once inside, they each went about putting in place their assigned charms.

They gathered together at the door, each girl smiling satisfactorily, chuckling softly.

"Well girls, everything is going as planned." said Lily happily. "Now to put Phase Two into action."

"Damn." said Marie. She was dreading this part.


"Oh James!" sang Lily.

James nearly broke his neck whipping around to see who had called him. All he saw was Lily, but it couldn't have been her, because Evans never called him James. Jerk, ass, idiot and pathetic loser were some of her favourites, but never James.

"James, it was me who called you. I have a confession to make," she started. "Ever since I met you, I've had to suppress certain feelings for you." Lily didn't seem to think it was necessary to tell the boy that the feelings were of hate, seeing as it would ruin the plan. That would be very terrible. Indeed.

"But now is my only opportunity to let you know how much I love you! James, tell me you'll come to the dance with me!"

The boy was clearly dumbfounded. Lily held her breath, hoping that he would accept. It was crucial to the plan. Very crucial. And her face was turning slowly purple. Not good.

"I—I guess so…" said James slowly, thoroughly astonished.

"Great! I'll meet you in the Great Hall tomorrow everingat eight, okay?"

"O-okay…"

"Wonderful! See you later then!"

And Lily danced off, obviously thrilled.

James just settled back into the armchair he was lounging in, and began to read his book.

And then shot up, falling out of the chair.

"What in Merlin's name just happened?" he spluttered. "Am I going to the Sadie Hawkins dance with Lily?"

"Ewwwwwww!" He shrieked. Those Maruaders do seem to be a tad but feminine, don't you think?

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Potter, a similar shriek could be heard from the library as Sirius realized he had just agreed to attend the dance with Elizabeth of all people.

Elizabeth, Marie, Melanie, and Lily met in the corridor, laughing and pumping their arms. The plan was still running smoothly.

They headed back to their dorms, Lily smiling coyly at James as she passed. He merely 'eeped' and fell out of his chair again. Bruised tailbone, that's what he'll have the next morning. Ouch. I had one of those once. Fell all the way down the stairs. Not fun.

The four young women arrived in their shared room, and began to laugh uproariously. Except for Marie. She was quite upset actually.

"I still don't see why I have to go with bloody Peter!" she wailed. "He's so gross!"

"We know Marie, but we did draw straws!" laughed Melanie.

"Yeah, well, the straws were fixed!" she muttered.

"Right…" said the girls, getting ready for bed.

"So, we'll see what happens tomorrow, won't we?" asked Lily. "The plan had better work properly. I'll have to kill myself if it doesn't." Morbid much?

"Stop worrying Lily! Everything will go as planned. We made sure of that, didn't we?" grinned Elizabeth deviously.


Lily and her troupe walked confidently through the halls the next day between classes, as students pointed and whispered. Clearly, word had got out that complete rivals the Marauders, and none other than the seventh year girls, were actually dating.

Shocking the entire student body to the very core.

I believe a second year in Ravenclaw actually fainted from astonishment after learning the news.

Horrible.

Anyway, as soon as classes finished, the girls retired to their rooms to ready themselves for the dance.

The boys had their daily nap.

Oddly enough.

And that's when the real fun started.


Okay, maybe it wasn't longer, but I thought that this was an appropriate time to halt the story. Tune in tomorrow, or Wednesday, for the next chapter. The more reviews I get, the quicker I'll update! D