I'm sorry! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I didn't mean to wait this long to update! I swear! ducks the pineapples readers are throwing at her I'm soooo sorry! I was busy with school. SO SORRY!

Anyway, since I'm done with all the apologizing, here's the next chapter! Have fun, and please review when you've finished.

Oh, and I changed my penname. I was bored of the other one.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything your recognize from J.K. Rowling's books. Wish I did, but I obviously do not.

"Hey Sirius, didn't we use to have a mirror in our dormitory?" asked a groggy James as he searched the room to check his reflection.

"What? Probably, why?" replied the sleepy tousled-hair teen from his bed.

James blinked. "Maybe because it's the dance tonight, and I'd like to look at least a tad acceptable…" stated Potter slowly.

Honestly. Guys are so dumb.

"Meh. Let's go. Doesn't really matter what we look like, if we're going with those dweebs."

"Yeah. What were we on?" sighed a depressed James. "Oh well. Can't change the past. Let's flush this toilet.

And with that, the pair left, after taking a quick refreshing drink from the jug near the door.

And were half way down the stairs when they realized they had left Lupin and Peter up in dormitory, sleeping.

So they went back, woke up the two, and headed downstairs once more.

"I can't believe we're doing this! McGonagall will cut off our ears and use them for coasters when we've finished." exclaimed Elizabeth, who was at the moment worrying about the detention the four girls were sure to earn later that night.

"Eww Elizabeth. That's gross." Said Marie, prone on her bed, thoroughly resigned to the fact that she was going to have to spend the evening with Peter. It was for the greater good, after all.

Lily finally came out of the bathroom, smirking, as she had been all day. The four girls were all completely dressed up as they should be, seeing as the dance was a formal one. Their dormitory wasn't as bad an explosion as it usually is before a dance. The foursome didn't feel the need to go all out on the Marauders, but they looked alright, I suppose.

"Well girls," said Lily, her smile still plastered on her face "I believe it's time to go, wouldn't you agree?"

"Oh indeed!" replied her dorm mates poshly.

"Right. Let's jump off this airplane."

And with that, they headed out the door.

Until they realized they had forgotten their cameras.

So they went back, retrieved their cameras, and trundled downstairs once more.

The Marauders met the girls at the bottom of the stairs to their dormitories, thoroughly disgusted looks on their faces.

Except of course for Sirius, who was staring off into the distance, humming a little song about spiders, and wondering what it would be like if sugarplums actually did dance in his head.

He wasn't ever the same after that incident with the gorilla and his top hat.

Anyway, moving on.

The Marauders met the four girls, and down to the Great Hall they went.

Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, and Wormtail, although being the highly intelligent specimens as they are, did not notice the fact that everyone they passed was staring at them in petrified shock, and not just because they were walking along peacefully with four of their arch-enemies.

In fact, the entire populace of Hogwarts was staring at them because of what they were wearing.

James was adorned in lime green footy pajamas with little purple hearts zooming around on them.

Sirius was dressed in what seemed to be a bunny costume.

A very feminine bunny costume.

That involved thong underwear, 4-inch pink heels, and a very revealing top. Not that Sirius had anything to reveal, but you get the point.

Lupin, generally the most reserved and thoughtful person in the group, was completely covered head to toe with dots, lace, bows and ribbons. Something like the dress you used to smother your highly unfortunate dollwith when you were four.

And then there was Peter.

Who looked very much the same.

The girls had meant to turn him into a rat, but it appears he was already too much like one to change.

Of course, the boys didn't know what they were wearing.

That would ruin the plan.

Lily, Marie, Melanie and Elizabeth were nearly wetting their pants by now, but they knew to the best was yet to come.

The Marauders, along with their very much entertained dates, were sullenly sitting at a table on the edge of the dance floor, still thoroughly oblivious to the stares they were receiving.

It had been about half an hour since the group of eight had made their grand entrance into the Great Hall, and the girls were starting to get a little nervous about the rest of their plan. What if it didn't work out? What if the crucial part of their plan didn't arrive?

But then their doubts were relieved as they saw Snape and his group of cronies enter the hall.

"Dear Lord James, is that Severus?" asked a delighted Sirius

"Oh my aunt Fanny! Is that Lucius with him?" replied an equally thrilled Potter.

"Ooooooooooh!" squealed the Marauders, and off they went, waltzing towards Snape and his friends, with supposedly seductive looks on their faces.

And the girls pulled out their cameras.

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