Author's Note: hello all. –waves- this is my first time writing Shaman King fics… anyway this is really a parody of the Chirstmas carols so…DO REVIEW:D and in the meantime don't laugh yourself to death… XDDD
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The Shaman Carols
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Shaman Bells (parody of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing through the snow
On Horo's giant fart
He made Pirika faint
And blew up Anna's face
Anna was so mad
She gave him one tight slap
And he went tunneling into
Darling Hao-sama
BANZAI!
Tao Ren ja, Tao Ren ja
Yoh loves to eat rice
Manta is a little nerd and Faust is plain creepy
BANZAI!
Tamao's shy, Ryu is not
Tao Jun is way hot
Oh no here come the X-Laws
And iron maiden Jeanne.
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Shaman Bells (Jamin's version- written by her… I am merely putting it up here until her lawyers pay me a visit… naw I'm kidding… hawhawhaw… about the lawyers anyway… -.-)
Dashing through the snow
Hao's underwear is cold
Anna kicked his butt
He flew right into Yoh
A snowball splashed on Ren
The spikey grew and grew
It turned into a Christmas tree which was drenched in Manta's pee
Yuck!
Jingle bells, something smells
Horohoro farts
Faust and Eliza ran miles away from stupid Funbari
Oh!
The X-laws, pass X-laws
Jeanne-sama dies
Hao then dries his underwear on a little fireplace
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Author's Note: Meri Kerismasu, oh Shamans! - mC