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This is the rest of chapter five, but I added some stuff to make it longer.

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Chapter 6: Monster Mommy

Draco jumped apart from Hermione and glanced over his shoulder to see his extremely dissatisfied mother.

"Draco Lucius!" she shrieked again with her hands on her hips. "You know I don't like it when you bring women in the house!"

Hermione was feeling a bit torn. One side of her was slightly embarrassed because of the situation, and the other side was screaming, 'WHY IS DRACO STILL LIVING WITH HIS MOM?'

Draco cleared his throat and looked at his mother with an odd expression onj his face. It vaguely reminded Hermione of the time Peter had eaten a cookie right before dinner without Hermione's permission. It was the expression that said, 'I'm really truly sorry,' but it is not meant.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Malfoy cared too much for her son to realize his insincere expression, and so turned her attention to Hermione. "Who the hell are you?" she asked rather rudely.

"Hermione Granger," she replied getting up from the couch and folding her arms defensively.

"A mudblood!"

Hermione and Draco both winced. Hermione was very hurt by those words, because she could tell Mrs. Malfoy really meant them. "Yes," Hermione said through clenched teeth.

Mrs. Malfoy lifted her chin higher. "And why would Draco ever want to be ear you?"

We've been closer than you know, Draco thought.

Hermione narrowed her eyes sharply. "He's the father of my six year old son."

Mrs. Malfoy became very pale very quickly. "HOW DARE YOU MAKE UP LIES YOU EVIL SCUM OF THE EARTH! MY DRACO WOULD NEVER TOUCH YOU, YOU FITHY INSIGNIFICANT BITCH! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Small tears formed in Hermione's eyes and she brushed them away gently before looking up at Draco. "Well, goodbye Draco," she croaked.

Draco grabbed Hermione and sat her on the couch while staring angrily at his mother. Whatever trust he might have regained was now gone. "Mum, it's the truth."

Hermione began to suspect that Mrs. Malfoy might be bipolar. Her face lit up suddenly, "Oh Draco! I'm so proud of you I knew hanging out with your father's friends would mold you!"

Hermione turned to Draco's disgusted and embarrassed face.

"Mom! I didn't rape her!"

Hermione's face fell. What kind of a person is excited to think their son raped someone?

"You actually… uh… willingly had a child with this whore?"

Hermione clenched her fists. No wonder Draco can't keep a girlfriend, his mom chases them away.

"Yes," Draco answered sternly.

"Well…" Mrs. Malfoy said looking for more of an explanation.

"Well what?"

"How come I didn't know about my son's heir!"

"Hey! I didn't know either! I just found out!" Draco said in his defense.

Mrs. Malfoy smirked and turned her attention back to Hermione. "Ashamed of being a whore, were you? Is that why Draco didn't know about it?"

Hermione could no longer contain herself. She jumped from the couch and glared icily at Mrs. Malfoy. "Peter is not an it. He is a six year old boy who is more of a man than your son!" And with that Hermione left to find the fireplace.

Draco turned quickly to his mother. "Damn it mum!"

"Don't fret over a mudblood Draco. It is not like they are human."

Draco rolled his eyes and ran after Hermione as his mother shouted to him from behind.

"Draco! Why a mudblood?"

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