It was a nice summer Wednesday in Calvin's now revealed state, New Mexico.
Calvin and Hobbes were watching Loony Tunes on TV.
BAM! "Ooh, you wabbit!" screamed Elmer J. Fudd on TV.
"Ha! Ha! I sure wish I could do stuff like that!" laughed Calvin.
Then Calvin's Dad turned off the TV and broke the remote on PURPOUSE!
Hobbes can still see through his marble eyes when he's in stuffed animal mode. He saw Calvin's face turn red and his eye pupils turn into fireballs.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Calvin screamed so loud, the neighborhood shook.
"When I was your age," his dad said, "unlike you, my family and I used to do outdoor stuff ALL the time like camping, playing outside, resting on a hammock, and ride bikes.
He took 5 breaths and continued. "My family didn't even HAVE a TV! You, you just do stuff that's deadly like sitting around in the house and watch the demon that's so-called "TV".
"Well, you didn't have to destroy the remote." Calvin yelled with anger.
Dad's response is kicking Calvin and Hobbes out the house and slamming the door very hard. Dad opened the door again and said, "Oh yeah, I will also put the TV in the attic." He closed the door and locked it and all the windows around the house.
Then Calvin thought up a better idea. He and Hobbes went to Susie's house. Calvin knocked on the door and Susie opened it. "Can I and Hobbes watch TV?" Calvin asked. "Sure." Susie said, "Hurry up! Loony Tunes is on."
Calvin and Hobbes went in and sat in front of the TV. At the second they started watching cartoons, something came on. "Hurricane Calvin is coming to New Mexico!" the weather man said, "Now back to Loony Tunes." Then the cartoon came back on.
"WOW!" Calvin screamed. "A hurricane named after ME! If I tell everybody about this, we could be RICH!" However, Calvin and Hobbes didn't hear the words "coming to New Mexico".