Tala: After seeming like FOREVER, Lil Bre has finally updated.
... You're never doin' the intro ever again!
Tala: Fine then! Let Tyson do it for all I care!
Tyson ain't doin it either!
Tyson: No fair! Can I at least do the disclaimer?
Alright...
Tyson: RIGHTEOUS! Lil Bre doesn't own anything but her fishes and some socks and a genie!
Well done I guess...
Chapter 3: Shopping Choas and Tala finding love
"Ugh, where am I?" Rei asks waking up from fainting. "It's like I've been knocked out forever..."
"Actually you was knocked out for only 10 minutes," Kenny corrected. "We're still in your restaurant."
"Oh.."
"But still congratulation!" Tyson said helping Rei get off the ground.
"I'm gonna be a father..." Rei awed. "I'M GONNA BE A FREAKIN' FATHER!" Rei started jumping up and down as he ran to the stage, knocked over the live band and grabbed the microphone. "ATTENTION EVERYONE!" People turned to him. "Everyone should leave now! Free cookies and desserts and doggy bags! Just get out of my freakin' restaurant!"
"Uh boss," one of the chefs said tapping him on the shoulder, "it's already closing time..."
"Oh... well then... see you guys Monday!" Rei said grabbing his jacket.
"Cool a day-off," they said leaving.
"This weekend we go shopping!" Rei yelled.
"For what?!" Kai asks.
"Duh dude, we're shopping for the wedding and the upcoming baby. WE START TOMORROW!!" Rei marched out the building locking the door.
"Err... is someone gonna tell him that he locked us in...?" Mariah said sweatdropping.
~*~Saturday Morning~*~
Rei, Kai, and Tala were at a Dine-In getting breakfast.
"Why so early?" Tala complained looking at his watch, which read 8:47.
"I wanna get things ready and everything!" Rei explained. "We gotta get the cake, the tuxes, the decorations, the baby clothes, the doctor appointments, the food, the tuxes, the cake..."
"Dude, you're repeating yourself!" Kai said shaking Rei back to reality. "Just. Calm. Down."
"You're right... it's just a wedding... Just the most important event of your life. It's only- HOW WERE YOU SO CALM??!!!!!" Rei busted out gripping onto Kai's shirt.
"It wasn't that hard.. I just relaxed, wore out a few stress balls and it just happened," Kai said leaning back into his seat. Suddenly, Kai said knocked off by a woman with a red bandana rushing past the threesome, dropping her food on Kai.
"I'm sorry," the woman apoligized helping him up. "I was in a rush and everything."
"Great... now I'm covered in breakfast..." Kai said trying to wipe the jelly off his shirt. "This shirt costed-" Kai was cut off by Tala shoving him out of the way forcing him to sit down.
"It's alright," Tala said helping the woman clean up the mess. "Please excuse my brother. He's part Russian, part Japanese, part retarded, whole dummy."
"I AM NOT A ::smack" Tala knocked Kai in the face causing him to fall back into the seat.
"See, can barely finish a sentence... So.. uh... what's your name?"
"Mariam, and thank you for helping me.. uh..." she said.
"Tala, no problem and nice meeting you, Mariam. You want me to buy your something else to eat?"
"That would be very thoughtful of you, Tala. Thank you." They both walked to the counter to get more breakfast.
"Dude, do you know what this means?" Rei said to Kai, who was gaining consciousness from the blows.
"Yep... Tala is So getting his ass kicked!" Kai yelled angrily raising his fist.
"No!" Rei said. "Tala found love and we'll leave him alone with that girl for a little bit. Kay?"
"... he's still getting his ass kicked..." Kai grunted taking Tala's sausage biscuit.
~*~At the Mall~*~
Hilary, Mariah, Jackie, and Emily were shopping at the baby story.
"Are you sure that you should be shopping for baby clothes. It's only been a month," Jackie says looking at hats.
"I'm just looking for a crib and some other- OOOH! Look at those cute pajamas!" Hilary squealed. picking up the pajamas while everyone else sweatdropped.
"Hey, isn't that Tala over there at the theater?" Emily pointed out. Tala was recieving popcorn with Mariam. Mariah rushed over and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey Tala, where's Kai and Rei and who's this?" Mariah asked.
"Oh, this is Mariam. Mariam, Mariah. Mariah, Mariam," Tala introduced. "I last saw them walking into Dillard's department store."
~*~Meanwhile at Dillard's~*~
Kai and Rei were looking and smelling perfume at the perfume department.
"Why would women wear this?" Rei asks setting a bottle down.
"I know right," Kai said, "And then these things are expensive. Women are better off getting sprayed by a skunk." All of a sudden, a penny on the floor between Kai and Rei began to rumble. They both looked around and saw a herd of women carrying torches, pitchforks, and other sharp objects at one end of the mall.
"Uh... did we do something?" Rei asks nervously.
"GET THE PERFUME DISSERS!!!!" they all yelled and started charging for the two.
"Wow... a mob of angry women... shall we run for our lives?" Kai asks Rei calmly.
"Oh yes, let's" Rei answered.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" they screamed running around the store and up the escalators. They shoved people out of their way while the mob trampled over anything in their way. The two kept running until they got cornered at the gift wrapping shop.
"Please don't hurt us," Rei begged.
"We're not gonna hurt you... MUCH! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The women laughed evilly pulling out make-up and perfume.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~20 minutes later...~*~
Hilary and Mariah walked into Dillard's and saw that everyone was picking up things from the ground.
"They must have had a store-wide clearance sale," said Hilary looking around.
"I wonder where Kai is," Mariah wondered looking around the store as well. They went up the escalator and saw everything mess up, too. "I hope they wasn't trampled or died at the sale."
"Don't worry Mariah, they might not even be here," Hilary assured.
"Uh excuse me," a lady said at the gift wrapping shop. "You woouldn't happen to be Mariah Hiwatari would you?"
"Yes I am," Mariah answered.
"Follow me please," the lady took Mariah and Hilary to the gift wrap shop and past the counter. She pointed under the counter and they saw Kai and Rei in fettle position not blinking. "He's been saying, 'Where's Mariah, I want my mommy' for the past 15 minutes."
"What happened?" Mariah asks.
"Ad why do they smell like perfume and have make-up on?"
"Perfume mob," the lady answered.
"Ohhhh.. them..." Hilary said. She grabbed Rei and rolled him down the escalator.
"Thanks for finding our husbands," Mariah thanked using a dolly to take Kai to the car. "Ad thanks for this therapy card. We'll schedule a appointment right now."
"No problem, come back to visit and wrap gifts some time. Bye ^_^"
________________________
After take for like... EVER to get this story, I've finally finished CHAPTER 3!!!! ::wind blows in the background while Lil Bre doesnt a super hero pose::
Kai:... uh... right...
Rei: Please review and stuff, kay! Later
... You're never doin' the intro ever again!
Tala: Fine then! Let Tyson do it for all I care!
Tyson ain't doin it either!
Tyson: No fair! Can I at least do the disclaimer?
Alright...
Tyson: RIGHTEOUS! Lil Bre doesn't own anything but her fishes and some socks and a genie!
Well done I guess...
Chapter 3: Shopping Choas and Tala finding love
"Ugh, where am I?" Rei asks waking up from fainting. "It's like I've been knocked out forever..."
"Actually you was knocked out for only 10 minutes," Kenny corrected. "We're still in your restaurant."
"Oh.."
"But still congratulation!" Tyson said helping Rei get off the ground.
"I'm gonna be a father..." Rei awed. "I'M GONNA BE A FREAKIN' FATHER!" Rei started jumping up and down as he ran to the stage, knocked over the live band and grabbed the microphone. "ATTENTION EVERYONE!" People turned to him. "Everyone should leave now! Free cookies and desserts and doggy bags! Just get out of my freakin' restaurant!"
"Uh boss," one of the chefs said tapping him on the shoulder, "it's already closing time..."
"Oh... well then... see you guys Monday!" Rei said grabbing his jacket.
"Cool a day-off," they said leaving.
"This weekend we go shopping!" Rei yelled.
"For what?!" Kai asks.
"Duh dude, we're shopping for the wedding and the upcoming baby. WE START TOMORROW!!" Rei marched out the building locking the door.
"Err... is someone gonna tell him that he locked us in...?" Mariah said sweatdropping.
~*~Saturday Morning~*~
Rei, Kai, and Tala were at a Dine-In getting breakfast.
"Why so early?" Tala complained looking at his watch, which read 8:47.
"I wanna get things ready and everything!" Rei explained. "We gotta get the cake, the tuxes, the decorations, the baby clothes, the doctor appointments, the food, the tuxes, the cake..."
"Dude, you're repeating yourself!" Kai said shaking Rei back to reality. "Just. Calm. Down."
"You're right... it's just a wedding... Just the most important event of your life. It's only- HOW WERE YOU SO CALM??!!!!!" Rei busted out gripping onto Kai's shirt.
"It wasn't that hard.. I just relaxed, wore out a few stress balls and it just happened," Kai said leaning back into his seat. Suddenly, Kai said knocked off by a woman with a red bandana rushing past the threesome, dropping her food on Kai.
"I'm sorry," the woman apoligized helping him up. "I was in a rush and everything."
"Great... now I'm covered in breakfast..." Kai said trying to wipe the jelly off his shirt. "This shirt costed-" Kai was cut off by Tala shoving him out of the way forcing him to sit down.
"It's alright," Tala said helping the woman clean up the mess. "Please excuse my brother. He's part Russian, part Japanese, part retarded, whole dummy."
"I AM NOT A ::smack" Tala knocked Kai in the face causing him to fall back into the seat.
"See, can barely finish a sentence... So.. uh... what's your name?"
"Mariam, and thank you for helping me.. uh..." she said.
"Tala, no problem and nice meeting you, Mariam. You want me to buy your something else to eat?"
"That would be very thoughtful of you, Tala. Thank you." They both walked to the counter to get more breakfast.
"Dude, do you know what this means?" Rei said to Kai, who was gaining consciousness from the blows.
"Yep... Tala is So getting his ass kicked!" Kai yelled angrily raising his fist.
"No!" Rei said. "Tala found love and we'll leave him alone with that girl for a little bit. Kay?"
"... he's still getting his ass kicked..." Kai grunted taking Tala's sausage biscuit.
~*~At the Mall~*~
Hilary, Mariah, Jackie, and Emily were shopping at the baby story.
"Are you sure that you should be shopping for baby clothes. It's only been a month," Jackie says looking at hats.
"I'm just looking for a crib and some other- OOOH! Look at those cute pajamas!" Hilary squealed. picking up the pajamas while everyone else sweatdropped.
"Hey, isn't that Tala over there at the theater?" Emily pointed out. Tala was recieving popcorn with Mariam. Mariah rushed over and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey Tala, where's Kai and Rei and who's this?" Mariah asked.
"Oh, this is Mariam. Mariam, Mariah. Mariah, Mariam," Tala introduced. "I last saw them walking into Dillard's department store."
~*~Meanwhile at Dillard's~*~
Kai and Rei were looking and smelling perfume at the perfume department.
"Why would women wear this?" Rei asks setting a bottle down.
"I know right," Kai said, "And then these things are expensive. Women are better off getting sprayed by a skunk." All of a sudden, a penny on the floor between Kai and Rei began to rumble. They both looked around and saw a herd of women carrying torches, pitchforks, and other sharp objects at one end of the mall.
"Uh... did we do something?" Rei asks nervously.
"GET THE PERFUME DISSERS!!!!" they all yelled and started charging for the two.
"Wow... a mob of angry women... shall we run for our lives?" Kai asks Rei calmly.
"Oh yes, let's" Rei answered.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" they screamed running around the store and up the escalators. They shoved people out of their way while the mob trampled over anything in their way. The two kept running until they got cornered at the gift wrapping shop.
"Please don't hurt us," Rei begged.
"We're not gonna hurt you... MUCH! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The women laughed evilly pulling out make-up and perfume.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~20 minutes later...~*~
Hilary and Mariah walked into Dillard's and saw that everyone was picking up things from the ground.
"They must have had a store-wide clearance sale," said Hilary looking around.
"I wonder where Kai is," Mariah wondered looking around the store as well. They went up the escalator and saw everything mess up, too. "I hope they wasn't trampled or died at the sale."
"Don't worry Mariah, they might not even be here," Hilary assured.
"Uh excuse me," a lady said at the gift wrapping shop. "You woouldn't happen to be Mariah Hiwatari would you?"
"Yes I am," Mariah answered.
"Follow me please," the lady took Mariah and Hilary to the gift wrap shop and past the counter. She pointed under the counter and they saw Kai and Rei in fettle position not blinking. "He's been saying, 'Where's Mariah, I want my mommy' for the past 15 minutes."
"What happened?" Mariah asks.
"Ad why do they smell like perfume and have make-up on?"
"Perfume mob," the lady answered.
"Ohhhh.. them..." Hilary said. She grabbed Rei and rolled him down the escalator.
"Thanks for finding our husbands," Mariah thanked using a dolly to take Kai to the car. "Ad thanks for this therapy card. We'll schedule a appointment right now."
"No problem, come back to visit and wrap gifts some time. Bye ^_^"
________________________
After take for like... EVER to get this story, I've finally finished CHAPTER 3!!!! ::wind blows in the background while Lil Bre doesnt a super hero pose::
Kai:... uh... right...
Rei: Please review and stuff, kay! Later