... err... Hello? Am I dead or something...?
Kai: Sorry but no...
OMG IT'S KAI!! I MUST BE IN HELL!!!
Kai: --
Max: You were caught and dragged in by Harry Potter so badly that you totally forgot about us and your reviewers ;o;
... Ohhh... that explains the poster on my ceiling... o.o'' Well... I guess I should continue where I left off, eh?
Tyson: Alright... what chapter are you on... ?
... ..''' Eerrrrr.... 2 I guess...
Mariah: Oh Lord... she DID forget us!
''' I'm sorry! HP ish very addictive ya know! And then the 3rd movie just came out!
Max: Yea sure... blame Daniel Radcliffe for your forgetfulness ;o;
That's a great excuse! Daniel Radcliffe did it!!! It's his fault for being ever so sexy!!!
Everyone: --
Kai: I'll just do the disclaimer... Lil Bre doesn't own anything but some fishes, some socks, and a few pictures.
Chapter 4- Kai's Problem Solving
It was a beautiful Saturday today. Yep. The birds were chirping, the sky is cloudless, and the children were out to play. Yep, it's like nothing can go wrong...
::CRASH!!::
"KAI!!! COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID LOSERFIED PANZY SO I CAN BEAT YOUR HEAD IN!!" Tala yelled causing the entire city to hear him, whom was wearing nothing but his boxers carrying a large bat.
...errr... Let's rewind back a few minutes to see what happened... o.O;;
REWIND!
In the Hiwatari home, Mariah was helping Kathy serve breakfast and Taylor and Kayla were sitting at the table when Kai slowly walked to the kitchen.
"Morning, Kai," Kathy greeted. "Would you please go and wake Tala up, please?"
"Sure..." Kai gave an evil grin walking back toward the stairs.
"Uh oh I forgot... quickly, put on the earmuffs under the table!" Kathy ordered as they, including the tigers, put on the earmuffs. Then...
::insert super big air horn noise::
Kai ran down the stair dropping an airhorn the size of a keyboard on the floor and ran out the backdoor. Tala then walked down the stairs carrying a bat with his hair all on one side.
"Which way did Kai go?" Tala asked in a low, deadly voice. Everyone pointed towards the door.
"Thanks..." ::CRASH!:: "KAI!!! COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID LOSERFIED PANZY SO I CAN BEAT YOUR HEAD IN!!!" Tala yelled spotting him as he chase him down the street until he caught up with him.
"Err... what happened and how did you know that would happen?" Taylor asked.
"Kai has been waiting 10 years to pull that stunt... It started 10 years ago... the day they had to go to the graduation rehearsal..." Kathy began.
Flashback 10 years ago
Kai was sleeping halfway in his bed when Tala came in wearing a long-sleeve blue shirt and black pant putting on a tie.
"Kai, gotta get to the rehearsal," Tala said nudging him to get up. Kai didn't move. He then grunted, left the room, and came back holding an airhorn.
"WTH WAS THAT FOR?!" Kai yelled.
"To wake you up... oh yea and just to annoy you," Tala answered laughing his head off as he left the room.
"Mark my words, Tala Hiwatari, One day... I'll get my revenge... SOMEDAY!!!!" As soon as he thrusted his fist in the air, he activated a switch that caused a large kool-aid filled balloon to drop on his head. "Curse you sibling rivalry... CURSE YOOOOUUUUU!!!!"
End Flashback
"Ohh..." Taylor said. "That's funny... but I'll never want a sibling. Just me and my dad til I get kick out the house at 18," he said proudly.
Tala soon came back in with a bent bat and sat down at the table. "Breakfast smells great," Tala complimented grabbing a plate. "Is there anything happening today?"
"Nothing much, but Mark and Michelley are coming for dinner tonight," Mariah said.
"Sorry I can't make it tonight," Tala apologized, "I have a date tonight and I have a few errands to run for Rei. I'll be gone all day."
"What? But we was suppose to go see Hellboy 4 today," Taylor said. "You promised."
"We'll go tomorrow, I promise. Very busy today. I gotta jet," Tala said leaving to get changed.
That Afternoon
Taylor was playing a video game on the Gamecube when Tala came down the stairs grabbing his keys and heading out the door for the 3rd time today. "See ya later, Sport," Tala ruffled his hair leaving. When he left, Taylor shut off the game and decided to walk outside on the deck. When he got there, he saw Tyson and Kai slumping on the deck table looking angry.
"Hey Uncle Kai and Uncle Tyson, are you guys angry, too?" Taylor asks angrily.
"Yep," Kai answered angrily.
"What's your problem?"
"Our wives won't let us have another piece of cake," Tyson grunted. "What's your problem?"
"My dad went on a date and he was suppose to spend the day with me and go see Hellboy 4!" Taylor said frustrated.
"Well that's silly," Kai said, "your dad needs a little time for a dating life, can he?"
"I guess you're right. But being angry about not getting your 5th piece of cake is sillier and just plain stupid, right?"
"Go to your room." Soon, the doorbell rang and Taylor left to go answer it. At the door was none other than Mark and Michelley.
"Hello," Taylor greeted.
"Hey there.... Tala...? You shrunk and your hair is... dyed?" Mark said looking down at Taylor.
"I'm Taylor, I'll go get Aunt Mariah. You ugly monkey..." he mumbled the last part. As soon as Taylor left, Mark spotted Tyson with Kai playing with a paddle ball. He snucked up behind the twosome and yelled, "WHAT ARE YA DOING?!" in their ears. Starddled, Tyson fell out of his chair and Kai smacked himself in the eye with the paddle ball... again.
"ARGH! Never again!!" Kai threw the evil toy over a nearby fence. He was then caught in a headlock by Mark.
"You're been treating my sister right?" Mark asked in a low growl.
"Oh yea, just like a queen," Kai responded tripping up Mark and him landing on Mark.
"Ugh, get off! I'm getting too old for your high jinx!" Mark grunted shoving Kai off him.
"Mark! It's great to see you!" Mariah greeted giving him a hug. "What's wrong with Michelley?"
"She's just mad because she can't go to this party tonight," he said. "She'll get over it."
"Can't you just let her go? I mean, it's just dinner."
"Mariah, Mariah, Mariah," Mark sighed gripping her into an one-arm hug. "She's a teenager. She'll have plenty of time to go to parties. With a husband like yours, Kayla might not be as discipline when she's older."
"Well, since she isn't talking to you, Michelley said that she wasn't hungry and was going to sleep early," Mariah smirked returning to the house.
"You know what, dude," Tyson said as Kai and he gripped Mark's shoulders, "you're a mean daddy."
"Oh do shut up!" Mark grabbed their noses and bashed their heads together and left.
That Night at Dinner
Mariah, Kai, Kathy, Mark, Taylor, and Kayla was having a silent dinner (with Kayla shouting and throwing her cream corn) when Mark demanded Kai to past him the salt.
"Oh, you're talking to me?" Kai asked shocked. "I thought you was the almighty father and I was the 'bad influence'!"
"Don't pull this on me, Hiwatari," Mark pointed his fork at Kai. "All I was saying was that Michelley respects me and she'll never do anything wrong! You, on the other hand, was way too wild growing up --no offense Mrs. Hiwatari-- and Kayla might end up be a disobeying, crazy..."
Kai wasn't actually paying all too much attention to Mark's speech. He was looking out the window behind Mark. While he was rambling on, Michelley had climbed down a rose bush ladder and run towards the front yard. Outside he saw there was a red sports car parks outside with a blonde hair teen inside. She made out with the boy for a minute and she climbed into the car and they sped off.
'She must be going to that party,' Kai thought grinning. 'She's SO busted.' He got from his seat and headed upstairs.
"Key Kai, I'm talking to you! Where the heck are you going?" Mark demanded.
"I just remembered that I gotta pick Gary up since his car broke down. I'll bring some desserts on the way back, alright," Kai lied and went down the hall to where Michelley was in this evening and said a crumbled up invitation on the bed. He wrote the address on his hand, grabbed his coat from his room, and left the house.
After picking up Gary from his boxing job, Kai asked him if he could do him a favor and come with him to this party. As soon as they got there and before Kai could ring the doorbell, Gary spotted Michelley by the pool crying.
"Michelley!" Kai said walking towards her. "What's up? What's wrong?"
"Uncle Kai?" Michelley said surprised wiping her tears away. "What are you doing here? How did you know?" Kai showed her the invitation she left. "Oh. Well, I thought this would be the best party of my life. But my boyfriend cheated on me and he broke up with me while me was... making out with... that Danielle slut!" Michelley bursted into tears again and Kai gave her a hug and let her sock his shoulder.
"What does this ex-boyfriend of yours look like?"
"He's a jock, so he's a little shorter then you, blonde hair, green eyes, and he's wearing a red DKNY shirt. His name is Matt." Kai turn to Gary and gave him an evil look.
"You got that description in your head, Gary?" he asks.
"Clear as water," Gary said as they both decided to go inside the house.
"You stay here Michelley." She just nodded and waited.
3 Minutes Later
"Hey Michelley, is this your guy?" Kai called out. Michelley looked around to find her uncle until he looked up and saw Gary dangling a blonde boy from a balcony upside down.
"Yea," she replied covering her mouth in shock.
"Please, help me!!" Matt cried.
"You know what you're here for," Gary growled.
"Now apologize to my niece!" Kai made Gary shake him.
"I'm sorry Michelley for breaking up with you, cheating on you, and for have an overprotective father AND a maniac uncle!" Gary lifted him back up, Kai slapped Matt on his head, and Gary hung him again. "WHAT I DO?!"
"Give her 30 dollars," Gary demanded. The boy chunked the money down at her.
"Now let me go you overgrown fatass punk!" Gary turned to Kai whom just nodded. He then tossed the blonde down and he landed in the pool with a beautiful splash.
After dropping Gary off at his house, Kai and Michelley hadn't said a word to each other.
"Uh... Uncle Kai..." Kai said "Hn." to tell he was listening. "Thanks for driving me back and I'll understand that you'll tell Daddy about this and everything."
"I was going to tell him before I left the house. But after that, I'm not going to. This happened to Mariah before we got together. Some guy named Johnny. Beat the living shit out of him when I got back from Russia. By the way, what's your favorite ice-cream?"
"Strawberry milkshake, why?"
"Hn. Gotta cover this up somehow!"
"You know what... Daddy's wrong, you're the greatest uncle I'll ever have!"
o.0!!! I finished?! I FINISHED!!!!! WOOT!!!! GO ME!!!!
Tala: Yea... after like... FOREVER!
Well Sorry Dra-..... Tala.... yea... that's your name... '''
Tala:... Please review before I end up killing her! Thanks and junk!
Kai: Sorry but no...
OMG IT'S KAI!! I MUST BE IN HELL!!!
Kai: --
Max: You were caught and dragged in by Harry Potter so badly that you totally forgot about us and your reviewers ;o;
... Ohhh... that explains the poster on my ceiling... o.o'' Well... I guess I should continue where I left off, eh?
Tyson: Alright... what chapter are you on... ?
... ..''' Eerrrrr.... 2 I guess...
Mariah: Oh Lord... she DID forget us!
''' I'm sorry! HP ish very addictive ya know! And then the 3rd movie just came out!
Max: Yea sure... blame Daniel Radcliffe for your forgetfulness ;o;
That's a great excuse! Daniel Radcliffe did it!!! It's his fault for being ever so sexy!!!
Everyone: --
Kai: I'll just do the disclaimer... Lil Bre doesn't own anything but some fishes, some socks, and a few pictures.
Chapter 4- Kai's Problem Solving
It was a beautiful Saturday today. Yep. The birds were chirping, the sky is cloudless, and the children were out to play. Yep, it's like nothing can go wrong...
::CRASH!!::
"KAI!!! COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID LOSERFIED PANZY SO I CAN BEAT YOUR HEAD IN!!" Tala yelled causing the entire city to hear him, whom was wearing nothing but his boxers carrying a large bat.
...errr... Let's rewind back a few minutes to see what happened... o.O;;
REWIND!
In the Hiwatari home, Mariah was helping Kathy serve breakfast and Taylor and Kayla were sitting at the table when Kai slowly walked to the kitchen.
"Morning, Kai," Kathy greeted. "Would you please go and wake Tala up, please?"
"Sure..." Kai gave an evil grin walking back toward the stairs.
"Uh oh I forgot... quickly, put on the earmuffs under the table!" Kathy ordered as they, including the tigers, put on the earmuffs. Then...
::insert super big air horn noise::
Kai ran down the stair dropping an airhorn the size of a keyboard on the floor and ran out the backdoor. Tala then walked down the stairs carrying a bat with his hair all on one side.
"Which way did Kai go?" Tala asked in a low, deadly voice. Everyone pointed towards the door.
"Thanks..." ::CRASH!:: "KAI!!! COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID LOSERFIED PANZY SO I CAN BEAT YOUR HEAD IN!!!" Tala yelled spotting him as he chase him down the street until he caught up with him.
"Err... what happened and how did you know that would happen?" Taylor asked.
"Kai has been waiting 10 years to pull that stunt... It started 10 years ago... the day they had to go to the graduation rehearsal..." Kathy began.
Flashback 10 years ago
Kai was sleeping halfway in his bed when Tala came in wearing a long-sleeve blue shirt and black pant putting on a tie.
"Kai, gotta get to the rehearsal," Tala said nudging him to get up. Kai didn't move. He then grunted, left the room, and came back holding an airhorn.
"WTH WAS THAT FOR?!" Kai yelled.
"To wake you up... oh yea and just to annoy you," Tala answered laughing his head off as he left the room.
"Mark my words, Tala Hiwatari, One day... I'll get my revenge... SOMEDAY!!!!" As soon as he thrusted his fist in the air, he activated a switch that caused a large kool-aid filled balloon to drop on his head. "Curse you sibling rivalry... CURSE YOOOOUUUUU!!!!"
End Flashback
"Ohh..." Taylor said. "That's funny... but I'll never want a sibling. Just me and my dad til I get kick out the house at 18," he said proudly.
Tala soon came back in with a bent bat and sat down at the table. "Breakfast smells great," Tala complimented grabbing a plate. "Is there anything happening today?"
"Nothing much, but Mark and Michelley are coming for dinner tonight," Mariah said.
"Sorry I can't make it tonight," Tala apologized, "I have a date tonight and I have a few errands to run for Rei. I'll be gone all day."
"What? But we was suppose to go see Hellboy 4 today," Taylor said. "You promised."
"We'll go tomorrow, I promise. Very busy today. I gotta jet," Tala said leaving to get changed.
That Afternoon
Taylor was playing a video game on the Gamecube when Tala came down the stairs grabbing his keys and heading out the door for the 3rd time today. "See ya later, Sport," Tala ruffled his hair leaving. When he left, Taylor shut off the game and decided to walk outside on the deck. When he got there, he saw Tyson and Kai slumping on the deck table looking angry.
"Hey Uncle Kai and Uncle Tyson, are you guys angry, too?" Taylor asks angrily.
"Yep," Kai answered angrily.
"What's your problem?"
"Our wives won't let us have another piece of cake," Tyson grunted. "What's your problem?"
"My dad went on a date and he was suppose to spend the day with me and go see Hellboy 4!" Taylor said frustrated.
"Well that's silly," Kai said, "your dad needs a little time for a dating life, can he?"
"I guess you're right. But being angry about not getting your 5th piece of cake is sillier and just plain stupid, right?"
"Go to your room." Soon, the doorbell rang and Taylor left to go answer it. At the door was none other than Mark and Michelley.
"Hello," Taylor greeted.
"Hey there.... Tala...? You shrunk and your hair is... dyed?" Mark said looking down at Taylor.
"I'm Taylor, I'll go get Aunt Mariah. You ugly monkey..." he mumbled the last part. As soon as Taylor left, Mark spotted Tyson with Kai playing with a paddle ball. He snucked up behind the twosome and yelled, "WHAT ARE YA DOING?!" in their ears. Starddled, Tyson fell out of his chair and Kai smacked himself in the eye with the paddle ball... again.
"ARGH! Never again!!" Kai threw the evil toy over a nearby fence. He was then caught in a headlock by Mark.
"You're been treating my sister right?" Mark asked in a low growl.
"Oh yea, just like a queen," Kai responded tripping up Mark and him landing on Mark.
"Ugh, get off! I'm getting too old for your high jinx!" Mark grunted shoving Kai off him.
"Mark! It's great to see you!" Mariah greeted giving him a hug. "What's wrong with Michelley?"
"She's just mad because she can't go to this party tonight," he said. "She'll get over it."
"Can't you just let her go? I mean, it's just dinner."
"Mariah, Mariah, Mariah," Mark sighed gripping her into an one-arm hug. "She's a teenager. She'll have plenty of time to go to parties. With a husband like yours, Kayla might not be as discipline when she's older."
"Well, since she isn't talking to you, Michelley said that she wasn't hungry and was going to sleep early," Mariah smirked returning to the house.
"You know what, dude," Tyson said as Kai and he gripped Mark's shoulders, "you're a mean daddy."
"Oh do shut up!" Mark grabbed their noses and bashed their heads together and left.
That Night at Dinner
Mariah, Kai, Kathy, Mark, Taylor, and Kayla was having a silent dinner (with Kayla shouting and throwing her cream corn) when Mark demanded Kai to past him the salt.
"Oh, you're talking to me?" Kai asked shocked. "I thought you was the almighty father and I was the 'bad influence'!"
"Don't pull this on me, Hiwatari," Mark pointed his fork at Kai. "All I was saying was that Michelley respects me and she'll never do anything wrong! You, on the other hand, was way too wild growing up --no offense Mrs. Hiwatari-- and Kayla might end up be a disobeying, crazy..."
Kai wasn't actually paying all too much attention to Mark's speech. He was looking out the window behind Mark. While he was rambling on, Michelley had climbed down a rose bush ladder and run towards the front yard. Outside he saw there was a red sports car parks outside with a blonde hair teen inside. She made out with the boy for a minute and she climbed into the car and they sped off.
'She must be going to that party,' Kai thought grinning. 'She's SO busted.' He got from his seat and headed upstairs.
"Key Kai, I'm talking to you! Where the heck are you going?" Mark demanded.
"I just remembered that I gotta pick Gary up since his car broke down. I'll bring some desserts on the way back, alright," Kai lied and went down the hall to where Michelley was in this evening and said a crumbled up invitation on the bed. He wrote the address on his hand, grabbed his coat from his room, and left the house.
After picking up Gary from his boxing job, Kai asked him if he could do him a favor and come with him to this party. As soon as they got there and before Kai could ring the doorbell, Gary spotted Michelley by the pool crying.
"Michelley!" Kai said walking towards her. "What's up? What's wrong?"
"Uncle Kai?" Michelley said surprised wiping her tears away. "What are you doing here? How did you know?" Kai showed her the invitation she left. "Oh. Well, I thought this would be the best party of my life. But my boyfriend cheated on me and he broke up with me while me was... making out with... that Danielle slut!" Michelley bursted into tears again and Kai gave her a hug and let her sock his shoulder.
"What does this ex-boyfriend of yours look like?"
"He's a jock, so he's a little shorter then you, blonde hair, green eyes, and he's wearing a red DKNY shirt. His name is Matt." Kai turn to Gary and gave him an evil look.
"You got that description in your head, Gary?" he asks.
"Clear as water," Gary said as they both decided to go inside the house.
"You stay here Michelley." She just nodded and waited.
3 Minutes Later
"Hey Michelley, is this your guy?" Kai called out. Michelley looked around to find her uncle until he looked up and saw Gary dangling a blonde boy from a balcony upside down.
"Yea," she replied covering her mouth in shock.
"Please, help me!!" Matt cried.
"You know what you're here for," Gary growled.
"Now apologize to my niece!" Kai made Gary shake him.
"I'm sorry Michelley for breaking up with you, cheating on you, and for have an overprotective father AND a maniac uncle!" Gary lifted him back up, Kai slapped Matt on his head, and Gary hung him again. "WHAT I DO?!"
"Give her 30 dollars," Gary demanded. The boy chunked the money down at her.
"Now let me go you overgrown fatass punk!" Gary turned to Kai whom just nodded. He then tossed the blonde down and he landed in the pool with a beautiful splash.
After dropping Gary off at his house, Kai and Michelley hadn't said a word to each other.
"Uh... Uncle Kai..." Kai said "Hn." to tell he was listening. "Thanks for driving me back and I'll understand that you'll tell Daddy about this and everything."
"I was going to tell him before I left the house. But after that, I'm not going to. This happened to Mariah before we got together. Some guy named Johnny. Beat the living shit out of him when I got back from Russia. By the way, what's your favorite ice-cream?"
"Strawberry milkshake, why?"
"Hn. Gotta cover this up somehow!"
"You know what... Daddy's wrong, you're the greatest uncle I'll ever have!"
o.0!!! I finished?! I FINISHED!!!!! WOOT!!!! GO ME!!!!
Tala: Yea... after like... FOREVER!
Well Sorry Dra-..... Tala.... yea... that's your name... '''
Tala:... Please review before I end up killing her! Thanks and junk!