Okay, I am really back with a new chapter for TAL this time!

Everyone: ish angry at LilBre:

All right, so I didn't write a new chapter in a few weeks…

Everyone: A few what…?

Alright, alright, a few months -.-''

Everyone: Better Now get on with the story or else!

O.O! All right!

Chapter 5- Baby maybe Part I

Rei was pacing up and down the lobby at the local hospital. He was waiting to find out if his baby-on-the-way is healthy and if it's a girl or boy. Kai and Mariah were sitting on the over-stuffed couch; Mariah reading an old magazine, and Kai watching his best friend put a hole in the floor.

"Why is it taking so long? Did they kill her or something?" Rei continued his pacing. "Oh my God, What if they DID kill her and is hiding the evidence as I wait for the results! DON'T WORRY HILARY! I'M COMING!" Rei headed for the nearest door, but fell on his face as Kai nonchalantly grabbed him by his ankles to stop him.

"You need to calm down," Kai forced Rei to sit in a chair. "They're just running tests, which usually does take forever and a day. It did with Mariah. Grew a freakin' beard while I was waiting…"

"Oh shove it you liar," Mariah glared at her husband with current hate. She turned to her friend and gave a sympathy look. "Don't worry. They're just simple tests."

"Yeah, the only thing you gotta worry about is the throwing-up. That wouldn't be good if she throws up" Kai added in.

"WHAT" Rei yanked at his jet-black hair.

"Of course, if Hilary chunks up, the baby will come up as well premature. You didn't know that?"

"I thought that was normal! She's been barfing for weeks now! Oh God, oh God..." Rei ran circles around the room chanting 'Oh God'.

"May I see you for a minute Kai, outside" Mariah growled out the last word, tugging at Kai's ear like a little boy in trouble, out the door of the hospital.

"My ears do not need to get any bigger, 'Riah" Kai rubbed his sensitive left ear.

"Why would you tell Rei something like that! He's already panic-strucked by the whole baby-thing. Why the hell would you make it any worse" Mariah bellowed out in one breath.

"It's fun..." Mariah gripped onto Kai's ear once more and dragged him back inside with greater force. "I'll apologize! I'll apologize"

"You better." Mariah nearly tossed Kai towards the 'Oh God' chanting neko-jin.

"Rei," Kai called to his friend. Rei ignored him and continued chanting 'Oh God'.

"Hey, Rei." Still chanting.

"DAMMIT REI I'M TRYING TO FREAKIN' APOLOGIZE!" Everyone in the whole hospital stopped from whatever they were doing to stare at the duo-blue colored adult.

"You, apologize!" Rei looked shocked for the moment but then soon cracked up. "BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"I'm being serious about this" Kai yelled. He took a deep breath and said"When she throws up it's normal, but when she's all cranky, run like you are on fire. I've made the mistake of responding to Mariah when she was pregnant..."

9 Months Ago

Mariah walked back and forward through the house. Her stomach kept getting wider and wider everyday and she was feeling quite sad about losing her figure. She kept pacing until she noticed Kai was in the kitchen making sandwiches and reading some type of book.

"Kai, do you think I'm fat"

"Of course, Sweetie" Kai replied nonchalantly placing an olive on top of one of the sandwiches.

:10 seconds later:

Crashes and yelling echoed across the house in such noisiness. Kai ran out of the house with a tomato in one ear and the rest of the sandwich on his face and shirt.

"I wasn't talking about you, Mariah! You have the nicest figure" Kai dodged a butcher's knife that was thrown against a tree. "I was repeating a line in the book I was reading."

"'LINE IN THE BOOK' MY PREGNANT ASS! YOU WERE READING A BOOK ABOUT ACRHITECTURE" Mariah slammed the door and Kai heard the lock along with it.

"... I didn't mean it..." Kai called out. Mariah opened the door, only to throw out a pillow, a blanket, and his pants (because he was in some boxers), and slammed the door shut again. "...Why me..."

End Flashback

"Wow..." was all Rei said in astonishment. "Thanks for that lesson. But this is my first child, so I'm to spoil it to death."

"No, bad Rei" Kai smacked him with a newspaper like a dog. "You really need to train… Hey I got it. Maybe you can 'borrow' someone else's child for a day, and the next day, you can get a kid another age older."

"Oh yea, and where are we suppose to kind some idiot to let me borrow their children"

"Sure you can borrow my children" Tyson said with enthusiasm. "How many do ya want"

"I can't believe you're actually pulling this off, Kai" Rei sweatdropped at both his friends.

"This is good. So far, you have a baby, a 3 year old, a 5 year old, an 8 year old, a 10 year old, a 12 year old, and a 16 year old. That's one week of trying to become a good parent" Kai explained.

"But isn't the wedding in two weeks" Rei asks.

"You don't worry about that" Kai grabbed his friend. "Max, Kenny, Tyson, Tala, Gary, Mariah, Jackie, and I have the whole situation set up. While you and Hilary learn about the evilness of parenthood, we will do all the shopping ourselves."

"Heh, I guess this whole thing can be figured out all right" Rei half-smiled.

"Good, you guys start tomorrow"

The Next Morning

Kai lies in his bed sleeping and partially drooling on his pillow when Taylor began to shake him.

"Wake up, uncle" Taylor yelled in his ear. "Aunt Mariah said to wake up so that you can start the shopping you promised for."

"Tell her five more minutes…" Kai mumbled through a pillow.

"She also said, 'It's either get up or the sleep on the couch for the next two weeks'."

"Damn the man who invented women to make men sleep on the couch when they're angry…" Kai slowly rolled out of the bed and put on the closest pair of pants. "Let's go."

"Hey, can I say 'damn'?" Taylor asks.

"You can when you turn twenty-three," Kai hit him playfully on the head and they walked down the stairs to the smell of pancakes and sausages.

"I thought you'd never get up," Tala said drinking his coffee.

"I was going to get up at my own time, thank you," Kai huffed take a plat of pancakes and sausages and smothering them with syrup.

"Since neither of you are ready to leave yet, I'm going to take Kayla to Rei and Hilary's" Mariah announced as she picked up Kayla and left out the house.

"So, where are you two going first" Ms. Hiwatari asks.

"First, we'll get the cake" Kai started off.

"Then we'll look for decorations" Tala added.

"After that we'll get caterers for the reception."

"After that we'll find a place to actually have the wedding."

"Then we'll get look for a limo."

"And on Saturday we'll go look for tuxedos and the gowns" Tala finished.

"Well, you guys only have about a week left to finish…" Ms. Hiwatari drowned on.

"Let's get out of here before she starts on that responsibility speech…" Tala whispered into his little brother's ear.

"Good call, let's sneak out the back…" Kai and Tala slowly grabbed their shoes and reached the back door. "Later Taylor."

Mariah walked down the sidewalk on the bright sunny morning. Kayla was strapped into her stroller trying the catch the butterfly that refused to leave her eyesight. She made it to the doorstep of Rei's current residence, rang the doorbell and waited patiently for someone to answer the door. A few seconds later Hilary swung the door open with a bright smile on her face.

"I thought you would never get here," Hilary picked up Kayla as Mariah left the stroller on the outside, grabbed the baby's bag, and entered as well.

"You know this is going to be a real challenge. Kayla hasn't really stayed away from Kai and I for 5 hours with someone she hasn't known for a while."

"Everything will be fine, Mariah," Hilary grabbed Kayla's bag and placed it on the couch. "Besides, I need to learn how to take care of your child first before I actually mess up on my own."

"Er…."

"Off to do those errands with you!" Hilary shoved Mariah out the door and locked it behind her.

I think I'll finish it here

Everyone: HERE!

Yes, here! Wait… where did you come from? I thought you guys left in an angry rage… not that I don't mind…

Kai: We decided to forgive you.

Aw tha- hey! Why should I apologize!

Gary: Cause you started it by hurting our feelings!

I only state facts you dimwits!

Everyone:gets pissy and leaves again:

… Dang… I really gotta think before I talk… read and review please -.-'