Oh yay! I finally got a new chapter!
Everyone:still angry and gone:
… They'll come back… they always do… I hope…
Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade or anything else that may pop up in this story! Just own fishes, my dog, and some socks! Everything else my momma and daddy brought! DON'T SUE! PLEASE!
Chapter 6- Baby Maybe Part II
"I'm so excited, Rei!" Hiromi exclaimed cuddling Kayla in her arms. "This was a good idea to let us care for children for different ages. Who's idea was this again?"
"It was Kai's," Rei replied, making funny faces at Kayla. Soon, began to cry. "What's wrong?"
"Rei! How many times must I tell you? Your 'funny' faces scare children! Tyson's little boy was scarred for life two years ago," Hiromi took Kayla from the neko-jin. Kayla hiccupped and continued to cry. "Why is she crying?" Soon, a loud farting noise echoed throughout the house and the smell spread like wild fire.
"Oh sweet Jesus!" Rei exclaims pinching his noise. "Since you got her, you change her while I make breakfast." Without a response from his wife, Rei ran out the room and to the kitchen.
Meanwhile at the local bakery, Kai was being super peaky about the cake design.
"No, too ugly. No, too girly. No, too whatever's negative about it," Kai flipped through the bakery's cakebook. "Ew, that wax figure looks like a monkey in a suit!"
"That's because that IS a monkey in a suit," Mariah snatched the book away from her husband.
"They all look that same anyways!" Kai complained. Tala looked over Mariah's shoulder and sighed.
"That's because they are the same pictures you're looking at, doofus," Tala facfaulted at his stupid brother.
"I can design a better cake than that!" Kai pulled out a piece of paper and a pen and started to doodle on the paper. A minute or so later, Kai shoved the paper in Mariah's face. The picture looked like a bunch of squares stacked on top of each other, in no particular order. At the top of was two stick figures: one with three or four lines indicating Hiromi and a line that went to the other stick figure's feet indicating Rei.
"Um, Kai… why isn't the cake stacked in a particular order?" Mariah asks.
"A new edge! A new, unique wedding cake!"
"This is what I think about your 'cake'," Tala pulled out his lighter, set the paper on fire, and stomped on it to put out the ashes. Kai screamed in horror as he jumped Tala and the two started to fight.
"Hey, stop fighting you two!" the woman of the bakery ran out the kitchen, brandishing her rolling pin in her hand.
"Yeah, stop or else I'll-" Mariah was cut off by her cell phone ringing. "Hello?"
"Mariah, how are we suppose to stop Kayla from crying?" Rei asks over the phone.
"Did you change her diaper?"
"Yes."
"Did you try to feed her?"
"She wasn't hungry."
"Did you try to burp her?"
"Try burping her, Hiromi!" Soon, a loud belch was heard over the phone. "Thanks. Call when you're picking her up. Bye." A click was heard at the other end. She hung up her phone and noticed the fighting has seized because Kai and Tala were gone.
"Hey, where did they go?" Mariah asks the old lady confused.
"I kicked their asses and kicked their asses out the door," she pointed her wrinkly finger to the door where Kai and Tala were sitting at the corner in embarrassment. "Do you know those two, miss?"
"Uh… no…? I was wondering if I can get this cake design. The wedding is in a week," Mariah lied, looking behind her hope Kai nor Tala heard her.
At a tuxedo place, Jackie and Emily was forcing Gary, Tyson, Max, and Lee into the store.
"Oh come on you big babies!" Emily growled, trying to break the door open.
"I've heard about this store, evil things!" Max cried trying to get out of the squabble.
"Evil things are gonna happen to YOU if you don't get through this goddamn door!" Emily cursed.
"What evil tings?" Jackie questioned.
"There's this gay guy in here. And everytime a man comes up in here he gets all… touchy-feely," Tyson shuddered at the thought. "This guy told me that he knew a guy that knew a guy the knew this girl that knew a guy that knew a guy that knew a guy's cousin's wife's 2nd niece who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's uncle's twice removed cousin who knew this guy that he was felt up on that gay guy and his fiancé caught them and they broke off the engagement all because of it."
"NOO! I DON'T WANT A DIVORCE!" Gary attempted to run, but Emily tackled the large boxer to the round.
"No! Tuxedo! Now!" Both Emily successfully shoved the four men into the store and slammed the door shut. A man wearing a tight pink shirt and tightly fitted jeans wearing a green scarf came to view and greeted the group. (I'm stereotyping people! I do not mean to offend anybody gay! I swear!)
"Well HELLLOOOO! I'm Yamato Zabuka! How many I assist you?" the man greeted with enthusiasm.
"We're here to rent black tuxedos for a wedding," Jackie responded. The wives sighed as the cowards of men shivered behind them like little children.
"Well certainly!" Yamato squealed as he took Tyson's and Lee's hands and took them away and Jackie followed. The two cried with tears streaming out of their eyes as they left the group. "My friend will be with the others in shortly." Along with screams, the three were gone into the fitting rooms. Max and Gary sighed in relief that it wasn't them going with the gayest man on the face of the earth. Unfortunately, another man wearing tight jeans and a white shirt walked through the front door.
"Well HELLLOOOO! I'm Taichi Yamazaki! How may I assist you?" the man greeted
with enthusiasm.
"NNNNOOOOOO!" Max and Gary's voices echoed throughout the whole universe.
"Oh come one you big babies," Emily pushed the two to follow Taichi.
"Super!" Taichi chimed as he helped Emily push the two into fitting rooms.
Back with Rei and Hiromi, they finally fed Kayla, bathed her, and put her to her nap as they promised Mariah. As the two finally closed their eyes and relaxed on the couch, the doorbell rang and bangs were heard on the front door. Rei, knowing he actually did the least work, decided to answer the door. At the door was Mariah and bruised up Kai and Tala along with Tyson's son, Kenji.
"It appears you have done a good job," Kai looked around the house sorely. "Where's Kayla?"
"Finally asleep…" Rei yawned. Kai nodded and went to search for his child. "Who's next?"
"Rei, meet Kenji. Kenji, this is Uncle Rei," Tala introduced the green-eyed navy-haired boy to the neko-jin. "You'll learn how to handle a 3-year-old."
"And since it's almost noon, Jackie told us to tell you guys that he's due for a nap for an hour, lunch, and then play time. Good luck." Kai soon came back with the sleeping Kayla in his arms.
"Later, dude. Oh, before I forget," Kai turned back to his friend and handed him a small box. "Kenji should never eat any type, form or color of sugar. If he does, wind this music box. Four turns should do it." With a smirk, Kai left the property for more shopping.
Kenji looks up to Rei and smiles. "Are we going to have fun, Unkle Vei?"
"I hope so, Kenji. I hope so…."
OH YAY! I FINISHED THE CHAPTER! THAT'S SUPER!
A moment of silence for Terri Schavio… for her careless husband decided to slowly kill her by starving the chick to death. She died on the 31st of March…
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