Chapter 2: The Time Travel Lord
The Time Travel Lord was a very sinister man, up to a sinister thing.
The Time Travel Lord was trying to find anyone who had a time machine and destroy it.
"Why would anyone do such a thing?" you might ask.
Well the Time Travel Lord had lost his one and only time machine not quite long ago.
He lost it, because a very old lady named Miss Wormwood, had asked for it, and the softie inside the Time Travel Lord, couldn't say no to such a kind old lady.
She said that it had blown up in World War II.
Then he discovered that their were other people who could time travel, and this was not a good thing.
"Why is it not a good thing" you might ask.
Well the Time Travel Lord had invented the whole idea of time traveling, and he was the owner of all the time portals in the world.
Now, owning all these time portals brought in some big bucks.
Most time travelers did not know that all the time machines had a little device called a T-Pass, which was set up to their bank account.
"What's a T-Pass" you might..." STOP ASKING QUESTIONS... I mean cough.
A T-Pass is a little thing that pays all the money at the invisible toll ways in the time portals.
So back to the Time Travel Lord, the Time Travel Lord could not have anyone over-run him by selling their time traveling idea to the public, because the only other thing the Time Travel Lord could do for a job was work at McDonalds (and in high school, he did not like that job because he saw cockroaches crawling all over the food he was cooking).
Now the Time Travel lord had some evil looking henchmen that went out and did all his evil deeds.
The henchmen looked just like him, but smaller.
That means they were short, stubby and a little round, if you know what I mean.
They had a purple mask which covered their hideous faces (the Time Travel Lord was a makeup model and the makeup guy messed up and accidentally used permanent makeup, so when the Time Travel Lord went to do the whole villain evil guy thing, he couldn't have makeup) and on the purple masks were blue eye lenses which people couldn't see threw to the inside, but the people on the inside could see out) the top of the masks were covered with red spikes. They wore tight purple suit with a blue V on the front and a gun holder strapped to the back. The suits were equipped with jet pack time machines.
So enough about what they look like and what they did and how the act, lets see what the Time Travel Lord and his goons are up to.
"Hey boys, I think were found ourselves two suckers" said the Time Travel Lord as he was watching a surveillance tape showing Calvin and Hobbes plotting to get rich.
"It's a boy and a stuffed tiger, now I think you guys know what you got to do..." said Time Travel Lord.
The henchmen took out their guns and loaded them.
"WAIT, I don't think we're on the same page here" said the Time Travel Lord, "you have to go clean up and get ready for dinner, AND THEN you can go sucker hunting".
I think you get what you get by "sucker hunting" and if you do, I'll tell you what he meant anyways.
The Time Travel Lord meant that he was gonna send his goony henchmen to go bring Calvin and Hobbes as prisoner.