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.:Chapter 2: Damn those tree lights:.

Trunks rushed into the room holding a box marked "x-mas decorations" over his head. Here they are Dad! He said dropping them on the floor. Goten looked from Trunks to Vegeta in a confused manner.

"Well, what are you looking at?" Snapped Vegeta. "Get lost Brat." Goten scammpered out the door "Bye Trunks, see Ya!" He called as he flew off. Trunks ripped the tape of the box of Christmas decorations.

"Wait, if this is the first year we're celebrating this retard Holiday, Than why do these decorations look so old? Vegeta asked. Trunks grabed a ugly pink and brown swirled glass ball out of the oddly assorted Ornament box. "Because, Mom wanted the tree to look more authentic, so she bought these from a second hand store." Trunks let the glass orb fall and smash against the hard floor.

"What did you do that for Brat?" Vegeta asked looking at the thin shards of glass that now coated the floor. Trunks shruged. "It was too ugly for the tree, and no one in their right mind would want it, so I put it out of its misery."

Vegeta shruged. Well brat, What do we do with the tree first? The tree lay slanted against the wall, just as it had been when he walked in the door. "Welllllllll" said Trunks. First we have to put it in the stand. Trunks yanked the large metal stand out of the box and placed it on the floor. "Just pick up the tree and, I'll screw it into the stand!" He chirped.

Vegeta grabed the tree and lifted it up. "Like this Brat?" He asked, holding the tree over his head. "Yup, now put it into the stand, I'll hold it steady!" Unfortunatley, as good as this plan may have seemed it didn't exactly work out. Vegeta rammed the tree down more like he was delivering a death blow than placing a Christmas tree in a stand. The tree went in, but perhaps alittle TOO far in.

"Oops. Dad, that wasn't exactly right." Trunks pointed at the tree's trunk which had gone right through the stand and cracked the floor boards. "Close enough Brat. What's next?" Vegeta asked, brushing a few stray pine needles out of his hair.

"Well, we gotta put the lights on the tree!" Trunks pulled the tangled wad of little muilti-colored tree lights out of the box. Vegeta grabed the wad of lights and tossed them onto the tree. Trunks stared at it.

"What?" Vegeta asked staring at the tree. "You're supposed to untangle them and rap them around the tree." He said. "Like this!" making a swirlly motion with his arm. "Alright Brat." Vegeta said retreving the lights from the tree."You grab that end and I'll grab this one. Vegeta began to work feverantly on the knots in the string of tree lights. Trunks just held his end and starred at his dad. The more Vegeta tried to get the knots out, the more tanngled it became around his body. Pretty soon Vegeta was the one decorated with lights. Trunks, who was still holding onto his end looked on in amazment. He had never relized just how mutch his dad really looked like a christmas tree...

"No", Trunks thought as he watched his dad struggle, "I cant do it." He glanced from the power outlet next to the tree to the plug in his hard. Vegeta fought the lights ever tangling himself deeper in the mess of little glass bulbs and wire. Vegeta was so upset he didn't notice Trunks sneak over to the power outlet. "Mabey I will." He thought and he pluged the tree lights in.

"Wow." thought Trunks. He never thought his dad could look so a) confused, b) Pretty and most of all c) Festive. Trunks giggled at his Dad's stunned expression.

Vegeta starred blankley at the glowing lights. "What the hell is this Brat?" Vegeta asked pointing at the now glowing tree lights. "Did you do that? He asked as the lights glowed red, green, blue, yellow and purple. Trunk's guilty expression was a dead give away that he had some how planned this. Vegeta was about to begin yelling at him, but the lights were growing uncomfortable warm against his skin...

OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW, TRUNKS YOU BAKA, HELP ME GET THESE MINI ORBS OF FLAME OFF OF ME. Vegeta tried to untangle himself from the old-fashioned string of lights which were growing hotter by the second. Trunks ran to the wall and yanked the plug out. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE!" Vegeta snarrled as he tried to untangle himself. finally he gave up and used a small ki blast to cut the wire to shreads.

"Uh-oh" Trunks thought. Trunks had a knack for trouble, and he knew, when trouble (espcailly when it concerned Vegeta) There was only one place to run... "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" Trunks screamed darting through the hall.