Title: Camp Antics

Chapter 3

Disclaimer: Me no Konomi-san! Me no own Tenis no Ohjisama!

AN: Just wanted to emphasize that I have not seen the anime yet. I have only read the manga, and I'm up to volume 10. So, if things are being alluded to, it's because it's from the manga and not the anime. I'm working on getting the anime; you know money, time, things like that. Anyway, enjoy (niku niku)!

Italics denotes thought

Inui, Shusuke, and Kaido sat in the room waiting for the boys to return from their mission. Shusuke flipped through the recent ProTennis Monthly, Kaido reclined on his bed listening to music and Inui scanned through his notebook. Shusuke looked up at his watch. "Mmm…they've been gone a little longer than planned."

"Do you think they're okay?" Inui asked, without lifting his eyes from his notebook.

Eiji burst through the doorand sprawled out on his bed. Momo and Ryoma followed; Ryoma leaned up against the door and Momo fell to his knees. All three were breathing heavily as if they had just finished sprinting an entire marathon.

"So, how was it?" Shusuke grinned as he took in the pathetic sight.

"K-k-k-kowaiiii!" Eiji gasped in between breaths.

"Well, let's see what you brought back!" Inui didn't waste anytime.

Ryoma and Momo dragged themselves over to Eiji's bed as the other three gathered around. Eiji pulled his loot out first and laid it on the bed. The boys looked at it, then looked at Eiji.

"Toothpaste, Eiji?" Inui asked with his eyebrow raised. His voice had a hint of disappointment.

"But, it looked just like my favorite brand!"

"Okay, Momo, you're next." Shusuke said hastily, not giving Eiji anymore time to defend himself.

Momo reached into his pocket and put his bounty on the bed. Everyone groaned. Inui picked up the package and adjusted his glasses.

"A half-eaten box of Pocky?" he asked quizzically.

"Heh, heh." Momo grinned sheepishly. "I kinda got a little hungry during the mission."

"Feh. You're such a pig!" Kaido hissed.

"Bite me, Snake Boy!"

"Can't you think of anything else but your stomach?"

"At least I do think!"

"DROP DEAD PORKY!"

"WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!"

"LET'S GO!"

"Silence! We still have one more item. Let's see what Ryoma brought!" Inui cut in between the bickering rivals.

Momo and Kaido settled down and looked at Ryoma. Every eye watched as Ryoma dug into his pocket and pulled out the wad that he took out of Sakuno's bag. He placed it on the bed and looked at it.

"Um, what is it?" Eiji asked.

"I dunno. I thought it was a wristband."

Inui picked up the wad and unfolded it. All eyes widened and Ryoma's mouth dropped to his knees. I didn't ! I didn't! His hand shook as he tried to come to the realization that he actually did. He had touched…

"Well, well, Ryoma. What was on your mind tonight?" Shusuke cooed. His smile still plastered on his face.

The boys 'oohed' and 'ahhed' as Inui held them in the air. It was rather small in size; a soft pastel yellow with two teddy bears in red bows on it. They were a cute pair of panties. Kaido shivered and knelt down by the bed, covering his face with his hand. A drop of blood oozed out from between his fingers.

"Kaido-kun, daijobu ka?" Shusuke asked.

Ryoma remained on the bed, dumbfounded. The hand that carried those panties trembled. Yes, he had touched girl's underwear. But not just any underwear; HER underwear. His mouth was dry and he began to sweat. He was a pervert, just like his old man. He could see his dad now, standing over him with a huge grin on his face. "My son has finally arrived! Good job!" Ryoma closed his eyes! NO! NO! I'm nothing like him! I didn't know what they were! I didn't know! It's not my fault, it was dark! I didn't know! I didn't even know! Suddenly, everything went black.

"Oi, Ochibi? Ochibi?" Eiji shook Ryoma and grinned. "I guess the shock was too much for him, eh?"

"He's still pretty young. Help me move him to his bed." Momo said as he lifted Ryoma's limp body off of Eiji's bed.

"And someone also needs to help Kaido. He hasn't moved yet." Shusuke added as they all glanced down on the floor where Kaido lay motionless. "This sure has been one exciting night."

Inui and Shusuke stepped out into the hallway, away from the commotion inside.

"It went better than expected, ne Shusuke?"

"Actually, it turned out just the way I thought it would." Shusuke answered, his voice serious; yet, his face maintained it's smiling countenance.

Inui straightened his glasses and nodded wordlessly.

"Saa, lets get back to the room before Kunimitsu returns and suspects anything."

Again, Inui nodded silently and followed Shusuke to their room. He looked over at Shusuke nervously. This all had started when Shusuke announced that he wanted something to do right before lights out. The whole plan; all the details, even down to the time limit was all thought out by Shusuke. Inui just delivered the mission to the group. At first glance, Shusuke looks like a quiet, friendly, and thoughtful guy; but, that's just by appearance only. But what he thinks about…

Scary, Inui shuddered. And I thought that Hajime was a terror.