Disclamier: Vegeta is NOT gay. (and I don't own dragonball z or walmart.)

- gadzooks! I haven't written in over a week! So sorry for the delay. My brthday was on the fith (of this month) and I was kinda busy. :) Any way, ON With THE SHOW

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.:Chapter Seven: It Ain't Easy being Santa:.

Vegeta walked quickly across the fake snow in the north pole display. "Dammn it!" He thought. "This is just like something Kakkarot would do." He nocked a plastic reindeer out of the way.

Gohan looked up from placing a little girl on his dad's lap. He saw Vegeta walking quickly across the snow with Goten and Trunks close behind. "He dad, look! It's Vegeta and Trunks!" Goku looked up from the little girl on his who was raving about wanting a pony for christmas.

"Hey what's up Vegeta!" Said Goku with a wide grin. Vegeta stood glaring at Goku. Gohan lifted the little girl off of Goku's lap and she and her mother left shotting dirty looks at Vegeta, who couldn't care less.

"Hey Vegeta, would you mind being santa for a few minutes, I wanna go get something to eat!" Vegeta looked at Trunks. "You said beforethat dressing like this is part of 'Holiday cheer' correct?" Trunks nodded his head and tried to keep from snikering as he thought about his dad in a santa suit.

"Great!" said goku, then you'll do it?" Goku looked pleadingly at Vegeta. "I eat fast, I'll only be gone for a few minutes." "Alright, I'll do it!" snapped Vegeta.

"Yay!" shouted Goku happily. Here, come with me I'll give you the outfit. Goku turned and started to follow Goku. "Wait! before you go, here's some senzu for your eye!" Goten tossed a senzu bean to vegeta who caugth and ate it. "Thanks brat said Vegeta turning to follow Goku." "WAIT screamed Trunks, can I have some money for lunch?" Vegeta, who was not in the mood to argue with Trunks, handed him a hundered dollar bill.

Trunks grinned. "Thanks Dad!" he said as he started off with Goten and Gohan. "Are you comming Vegea? Goku shouted. Vegeta turned and walked towards Goku.

"click" went a small noise from behingd a cluster off trees. "what a great shot!" Thought the paparazzi as he ajusted his camera. "I better follow them, this could be

intresting."

Goku led Vegeta to the Men's fitting rooms in the clothing deparment. Vegeta and Goku walked into the stall and Goku started to hand Vegeta the santa outfit bit by bit as he took it off. (he's wearing clothes underneath, of course) "Okay, here's the coat, ouch, wait okay, here you go." Assorted thuds and bumps echoed out of the fitting room accompinied by Goku and Vegeta's voices. "Watch it you clumsy fool!" Vegeta snarled as Goku's thumb just missed his left eye as Goku strgled to remove his coat in the to-small dressing stall.

Passing people stopped and starred at the dressing room stall. "Told ya so!" said one fan girl, wearing a "Goku x Vegeta forever" t-shirt. They just make the cutiest couple! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed the other girl, who happened to be wearing an anti-yaio t-shirt. "YOU FIll MY HEAD WITH LIESSSSSSSSSSSSS" The anti-yaio fan girl ran to the stall in a crazed frenzy and ripped the door off its hinges. Goku and Vegeta stood looking dumbfounded wearing each other's clothes. ( Goku in Vegeta's armour and body suit, Vegeta in the Santa suit.) "NOOOOOOOOOOO" she screamed and collapesd twitching on the ground.

"Okay, what the Hell was that all about?" Vegeta askd, looking at the Fangirl wearing a yaio shirt laughing hysterialy and the fangirl lying twitching on the ground. Goku shrugged and poked the fan girl. "She's still alive." He said happily. "But I think this is a very bad place for her to take a nap..."

Vegeta turned and walked toward the north pole and sat down in the chair. "Alright brats." He growled, "Who's next?"

A little girl climbed up onto Vegeta's lap. "Hi Santa!" she said hugging Vegeta she looked up at his face. Vegeta, despite his better instincs, could feel his heart mealting. She looked up at him with big, clear blue eyes. "I've been a good girl his year!" She chirrped. "Why is this happening to me? Vegeta thought. "I don't even like kids... But..." He tthought as he looked at her big, eyes and chubby, rosy cheeks. "She's... so CUTTTTTTTTTTTTEeeeeee!" Vegeta gave in to the superior will of er cutness and give her a hug.

"Click" went the camera "Oh, boy, I wonder how much THIS shot will sell for on e-bay! It'll get at least one hundered bucks, or my name isn't "STEVE THE ANIME PAPARAZZI!" He thought. "This is gonna be great!" he wispered in his british accent.

"Yayay!" giggled the little girl. "Santa hugged me!" The little girl hopped of his lap. "Bye Bye Santa!" Vegeta was almost sad to see her go. But he didn't have time to wallow in his newfound misery, because one of the NorthPole workers had just dropped another kid on his knee. Unlike the previous kid, there was nothing cute about this one. He wipped his nose on his sleve and squiggled around on Vegeta's lap uncomfortabley. He had dirt on his face.

"Putrid human child!" Vegeta thought resentfully. "Hey Santa!" said the boy. "I brought you a present!" The kid reached into his pocket and pulled out a large worm, that still had some dirt on it. (Little known fact: Vegeta is terrified of only one thing in the universe, and that's WORMS, yes, I speak a true FACT from the show, see the fushion saga for more info. The episode when Goku and Vegeta are in Majin-buu.)

"ERRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHh" Vegeta screamed and knocked the little boy off his lap. The worm flew out of his hand and landed squiggiling on the floor next to Santa's chair. "DIE FOUL VERMIN OF HELLLLLLLLL" Vegeta shot multiple ki blasts at the worm. Sonn enough, there was a crater were the worm had been.

"Click." "SWEET!" Thought Steve, "This is world class black-mail material!"

"Awsome!" shouted the boy. "For christmas, can you give me the power to do that? I never knew you could do that! You're like a Z fighter or something! You should talk to Goku, he's awsome. Vegeta's kinda lame though." See ya later Santa!

Vegeta grimaced. the fake beard was getting itch and hot. "I hope Kakkarot is back soon."

Heeheeeehhhee, okay so next chapter explains what Trunks Gohan, and Goten were doing during this time. Till then, R&R and I'll write more. Oh, and has anyone heard from I-LOVE-VEGETA? WHY DID YOU GO? COME BACK OLD REVIEWERS!