Disclaimer: ...I don't own Z or Walmart. Or Macdonalds. Or Starbucks.

Okay, yup... I actually can't think of anything to say... POPCORN!

Grand Wolf: no, bwahahaha, no one can! It is one of the two supreme laws governing the existance of everything! (the other one is the rule of insanity, but more on that later.)

Riyo Sohma: I alredy have most of the chapter parts planned, so it'sd hard to write in new ideas into the story, but I'll do my best. (oh, and no Yaio. this is a yaio free story.)

wraithgirl: THANKS! actually, those characters represent diffrent people, the anti-yaio maniac represents... ME! (read my bio for more info.) The yaio supporter is a friend(s) of mine, and the paparazzi was inspired by a character name and description given to me by Riyo Sohma. Oh and there IS gonna be a Starbucks AND a Macdonalds in this chapter.

thewriterofstuff: Relax, Gohan's back in this chapter.

Ailmay Zemog: -- Veggi? I told you not to call e that. No Veggi no Veggi !

J.S: Woah, you reviewed every chapter! Thanks for that. Oh and that's way awsome, living in Australia! The fangirl thing has to do with a debate me and my friend were having, and I prefer to be inconclusive. You're lucky about the festive thing, but here in miami, its so coated in tourists trying to ESCAPE christmas that we basicly SKIP Christmas ourselves. I'm actually Canadian, but I lived in New York city most of my school years. So I'm just missing my "White Christmas" that's really all.

- Before we start, I would like to tell you about the supreme laws, the first, the lack of will in precense of cuteness, can somtimes be bent, but never broken. The second law, however, the anything is possible if you are insane rule, is absolute. Remeber those, you will be quizzed later. (Not really, just kidding.)

.:Chapter eight: Really fast food:.

(This chapter is about what Gohan, Goten and Trunks were doing while Vegeta was preparing to be and being santa)

"Wow, a hundred bucks!" Shouted Goten looking at the money in Trunk's hand. "You better not spend it all in one place!" said Gohan cheerfully. Trunks looked down at the money. "Hey!" he said brightly, lets go to Macdonalds! Lunch is on me! "

"Awsome!" shouted Goten. Goten and Trunks started off toward the Macdonalds, running, but being careful not to use super-human speed. "Hey wait you two!" Shouted Gohan as he struggled with weaving in and out of the people in the crowd.

When they got to Macdonalds, the line was surprisingly short. Goten, Gohan and Trunks jogged up to the counter. The cashier behind the counter had a Macdonalds pin that read; "Camille" "Hello, may I take your order?" she asked.

Trunks looked up at the menu. "We'll take three!" He saidwith a wide grin. "Of what item will that be?" She asked preparing to punch in the number on the cash register. "uuummmmmm...Everything!" Said Trunks. "Like you know, three chicken nuggets, three Big Macs, Three regullar hambergers, three of every desert...Everything!" Thecashier looked at Gohan, Goten and Trunks, dumbfounded. "Would you like fries with that sir?"

Meanwhile, Goku and Vegeta had just finshed swapping clothes. Goku had ran into the first store he had seen, which happend to be a Starbucks. Soothing Jazz music filled the air of the small coffe shop. People with laptops covered most of the available tables. Goku walked up to the cashier, who was wearing a pin that said "Camille".

"Hi!"said Goku, when it was his turn at the register. "Can I have oneof everything that this place has to eat?" camilee stared. "One of everything, sir?" she asked. Yes said Goku. His stomach rummbled. "Better make that ALL of everything." He said, patting his growling stomach. Camille added up the total on the register. "Tha will be "$350.45, sir." Goku relized he had left his wallet conatining all his money in his Santa Suit, which was currently on Vegeta.

He reached his hand into Vegeta's pocket (he's wearing Vegeta's clothes, remember?) and remnoved his wallet. There were no pictures inside, like wallets usssually have. instead he found just what he was looking for, money. It was just the right amount too. "I'm sure Vegeta won't mind," Goku thought as he carried the mountian of food to a nearby table.

"Wait, sir!" called camille, "you forgot one item!" she gingerly placed a small packet of kechup on top of the towereing pile of sadwiches, pastries, and after-coffee mints. "What is the ketchup for?" Goku asked. "Not exactly sure..." Camille said cheerfully. "I found it under a muffin, so I figure since you bought that muffin, the ketchup is yours free!"

Goku grabbed the packet with his teeth, which was the only avalible. He bit down a bit too hard and it ripped and squirted all over his cheek. "Yech!" Thought Goku as he but his purchases down on a table.

It just so happens that the reason Starbucks was so crowded but none was in line was that the Bardock fan club had there biweekly meeting at that particular starbucks. Their President stood and was about to adress the club, when she spotted A tall figure wearing sayin clothing. He had the right body size and hairstyle. "No, It can't be!" she shouted.

Goku turned towards the owner of the voice. "Huh?" he said, with a furrowed brow and a bit of an annoyed look. "What was that?" "BARDOCK!" Screamed the fangirls. "YOU'RE ALIVE!" Goku looked at the blankly then touched his cheek. The ketchup had formed a mark similar to the scar on Bardock's face.

Goku didn't have much time to think after that. Goku forgot all about eatting and ran for his life. Or at least his dignity. "I'm not who you think I am!" He yelled at the adoring mob that was now chasing him.

Goku ran back through Walmart and into the Wig section. He dived into a pile of hideous, tangled black wigs that were marked as 75 off. The fan girls trammpled by were Goku was hidding. He climed out of the pile and dusted himself off. Some of the ratty looking wigs stuck to his hair. He yanked and tugged at them, but they stuck fast. He sighed and walked into the next isle.

Unfortunatley, some Raditz fangirls were doing there christmas shopping, and when they spotted him, "RADITZ IS BACK, AND HE GREW BANGS!" "Oh Kami not again!" Goku moaned as he bolted down the hat isle tearing at the wigs attached to his hair as he went.

"I hope Vegeta is doing better than I am !"Goku thought as he tossed one of the wigs aside.

Please R&R! In the next chapter, Vegeta goes shopping for Christmas presents with Bulma's credit card.