Disclaimer: one potatoe two, potatoes umm, I don't own DBZ or Pokemon. Or walmart. Or the lion King, which I made a spoof of.
- This story has a fourm now! Cheak it out, It's the only fourm I own on Oh and btw, It's about time for a quick re-cap of the story so far, as told by my special guest, pikachu! Take it away Pikachu!
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-Everyone got that down? Great! Let's get started now then! And on another note, I would like to remind my readers that when Goku and Vegeta were in the dressing room, they were just swapping outfits, NOT anything gross or wrong. I'm still totally anti-yaio.
Review Time (oh, btw, why do I have 908 hits and only 56 reviews? I can tell that certian people are following the story and not reviewing! pleas, I want to here from everyone of you! please, I'll never know what you like (or hate) about my writting if you don't!)
J.S: I forgot to tell you, yes, I can get a tan. Because I'm only PART black, (More like 1/4, the rest of my heritage is chinese, indian, and Swedish.) My skin tone varys from a darker asian tone to a dark chocolate colour. My skin is a bit mocha is looking right now, because of the surplus sun I get, regardless if I want it or not. So basicly, I have MORE colour diversty that people with a lighter skin tone.
Grand Wolf: No, actually, Bardock and Raditz are two of my favorite characters. I just wanted to tie them in to the story somehow, so I just made Goku look like them instead of actually including them. A small tribute to sayins past.
Alimay Zemog: StOP CALLING ME VEGGI! Stop it stop it stop it!
thewriterofstuff: umm, conspiracy... yeah, that's it. It has nothing to do with anything, just keep thinking that. Yeah...
.:Chapter Start: Stampede:.
Vegeta ripped of his Santa Hat, he was sick and tired of playing substitute santa for Goku. Vegeta slipped his hands into his pocket. "Damn it! where's my wallet!" He growled. He set off across Walmart to see if he could find Goku. "That fool better have not touched my wallet!" he thought.
At about this time, Trunks, Gohan and Goten had finished thier Mcmeals, and were headed out. "I still have some money still." Trunks thought for a minute. "I know! I'm goning to get the christmas tree lights for my dad!" Trunks grinned happily and began to jog towards the christmas isle. "I'm comming too, wait up Trunks!" said Goten following Trunks through the crowd. "Hey you two wait for me!" yelled Gohan, pushing his way through the crowd behind them as Trunks and Goten wove through legs and dodged moms pushing shopping carts.
Eventually, Trunks and Goten found the isle they wanted to get to. Unfortunatley, the lights had been inconvienatly placed at the top of a very high self. "Hey, were'd your brother get to?" asked Trunks looking around for Gohan. Gohan had got stuck in the crowd, being his polite self was saying "excuse me" and "Pardon me" to every person who pushed by.
"I dunno..." pondered Goten. "He was right behind us before..." "Oh well!" said Trunks cheerfully. common, help me get these lights down!" Said Trunks, standing on his tip-toes. "Here, I'll climb up on your shoulders!" said Goten, scrambling up on Trunk's shoulder. "Hey watch it, oww!" Trunks snapped as Goten accidently kicked him on the head.
Goten grabbed the lights just as Trunks fell forward and they landed on a hep on the ground. Goten held up the box of christams tree lights. The intercom stopped playing christas music momentarly. "Attention all shoppers There is a 50 discount sale on ALL CHRISTMAS DECORE!"
"Great, I can save some cash!" said Trunks thumbing through the money his dad had given him. "Hey, what's that noise?" Goten asked. Trunks listened. A faint rummbiling filled the air. "I here it too!" Said Trunks, cupping his hand to his ear. "What's that?" yelled Goten.
It seemed like ever shopper in the store was running toward the isle were Goten and Trunks were standing. STAMPEDE! Trunks and Goten screamed. They started to run, but the shoppers began to over take them. Trunks crawled his way up onto the top of a shelf by clawing up the racks on the side of the shelf. "GOTEN!" Trunk screamed streching his hand out to Goten.
Goten was clinging to a swaying discount sign on a pole. Suddenly, one of the crazier phyco shoppersdrove the coner of his buggy into the side of the sign, and Goten was sent sailling throw the air as the sign bent.
"Yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaa!" screamed Goten as he headed toward the mass of stamepeding people. Just when it looked like he would hit the floor for sure, Gohan jummped out of the crowed and grabbed him in midair.
Trunks cheered. Goten ran over and placed Goten gently beside Trunks on the top of the shelf, but as he did a woman knocked into him and sent him saling back into the crowd. "GOHAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BIG BROTHER!" screamed Goten. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Gohan screamed as he fell back lashing his arms into the air.
"Big Brother, NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Goten as he searched the crowed for Gohan. When the last few phyco bargin shoppers had cleared the area and were all crammed into the isle. "Gohan!"shouted Trunks and Goten. Gohan was pulling himself off the floor. He had shoe marks on his clothes and even on his face. He got uyp and started to dust himself off.
Gohan looked up at Trunks and Goten. "Don't you think we over reacted just alittle bit?" he asked.
(and now, we obsereve Vegeta!)
Vegeta pulled his emergancy credit card out of his shoe. "HA!" he thought. "And Bulma, that fool, thought that an extra credit card was a stupid idea." Vegeta smiled a bit at the thought of being right. Suddenly, without warrning.
"HI!" Vegeta jummped about a foot into the air. A walmart sales woman had Just jummped out of a pile of giant teddy bears.
Click oi, this footage is gonna make me R-I-C-H! Tally ho! Cheered Steve silently. "Yes!"
Vegeta's surprise fadded into anger. What the hell are you doing? Vegeta asked. He leaned forward a bit and read the sales lady's id pin. It read "Camille"
"I know, You look like you' ve got some one special to shop for!" Camille said in a sing-song voice. Vegeta stooped. "Well, If it's for this whole Christmas holiday thing, then I guess I can spare a second. He thought."
Why don't you get tha special person on you're holiday shopping list a new, 50 inch high def. LCD Screen TV! Se said, ripping the dust cover off the TV. All yours, (Or theirs)
for the retartedly high price of $1599.99
"It'll make a lovely present, especailly to rub in someone's face, a real impresser." Camille said, never losing that happy sales person look. vegeta starred at the incedabley large TV.
"How much would It cost gift wrapped?" He asked, holding out his credit card. Camille grinned. "The gift wrap and delivery is free if you buy two." She said. "Great, I'll take them. Just bring it to this address on Christmas eve." He said writting the Son's address onto a slip of paper and handing it to Camille. "You can count on me sir!" she said, giving Vegeta a military salute.
"Oh and by the way, nice beard." She said, crawling back into the mass of teady bear. Vegeta looked down. He was still wearing the fake Santa beared. He ripped it off and tossed it onto the ground. Now, he thought. To find Trunks, and Kakkarot. Vegeta was getting really tired of wearing the Santa suit. He Pushhed a loose strand of hair bak in place with his hand.
Vegeta closed his eyes and focused. He could feel Trunk's chi, but Kakkarot was surpressing his. "This is gonna be difficult", he thought. Vegeta steeped into the nearest isle.
"WHAM!" Goku collided with a very surprised Vegeta. They both took a second to recover. "Raditz?" Vegeta asked, still dilusional from the force of impact with Goku. "Why did you cut your hair?" Goku tugged the last wig out of his hair. "It's me Vegeta!" He said, rubbing a sore spot on the back of his head. A nearby cry of rage and affection allerted Goku. "Vegeta, we can't let them find us!" Goku said paniking and waving his arms back and forth.
Goku Dived into a pile of Discounted Vegeta plushies. "Hurry up! Goku said beconing to Vegeta from his hide out. "I can't belive I'm doing this!thought Vegta as he threw himself into a bin of Over-priced Goku plushies. The Fangirls stampede past screaming ther affections to Bardock and Raditz, and cursing Goku for forgetting his father and helping to kill his brother.
"Now there's something you don't see every day!" vegeta thought as one of tyhe fangirls held up a abused-looking Goku tied to a stick and set fire to it. Goku slinked further back into the pile of Vegeta Plushies.
Gosh, chapter nine already! well, I better get to work on the last chapters. We're almost done, oh and btw, the next Chapter features a formal Christmas eve dinner at the Sons. Be there, or be SQUARE! (or triangular, whatever you want.) R&R please please please! Riyo sohma, were'd you go? COME BACK! DON"T LEAVE ME HERE!) R&R Pikachu commands you to!