I'm so sorry! Really, but I have a good reason for taking so long. See I went out of town for a week right after I posted and when we got back we moved. I'm in Alabama for a year(god please help me)!I just got internet(haven't had for 2 weeks, thought I was going to lose my damn mind!) and before I even read any yaoi at all I updated my story, it's 3 am see I'm not even sleeping before I update. I promise I'll work hard to update a lot sooner from now on!

Wow! big teary eyes You guys are so great! I can't believe you all like my story as much. I'm so happy sobs Well here's what you all asked for, chapter two!

Warning: This is a yaoi story; it will contain a lemon and if you don't like it don't screw yourself by reading it.

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA if I did there would have been lost of yaoi and Roy Mustang would be in every episode.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

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Chapter 2: Damn That's Hot!

"God must hate me." Ed couldn't help but state aloud his epiphany of the day's events.

" Is that so Fullmetal?" Roy could barely stop himself from laughing as a mumbled 'shit!' came from the small brunt blonde, but then again he was Colonel Mustang and self-control was one of his strong suites. ' Expect with Edward, some how he always makes me desperately want to lose all cool and composer. It's been like that since the first time we spoke. From the beginning I simply wanted nothing more than to throttle him for his stubbornness.' The Colonel sighed as he thought about all the arguments, all fights, all the times he had almost set his own office on fire. 'And yet some how that all changed, I didn't really notice it until about three months ago'

Flash Back

To say to it was hot that day, would have been the biggest understatement since 'Ed doesn't like to be called short.' It was mid- May and a heat wave had everyone in Central running for the wondrous thing called air conditioning. Most unfortunately, at the military headquarters, due to most all of the A/C units trying to run at once a power surge caused them all to fry.

This left many a Officer throwing off regulations and walking about in only half their uniform sweating, quoting the 'medical emergency' clause of their contact, which stated that if it was an extreme life and death case uniforms did not have to warn. This mostly applied to doing fieldwork, but to many this heat was life and death.

Even with this clause many were sweating and looking quite bedraggled. Expect for one Colonel Mustang, the Flame Alchemist. After so much training with fire he had an unusually high heat tolerance. Sitting at his desk in full uniform looking as calm and cool as any other day the alchemist not so patiently wondered, 'Where the hell is Ed! He's half an hour late!' No sooner than the thought had crossed he's mind, loud curses could be heard just out side the door, as the door began to open Roy thought a little revenge was in order for making him wait, he stood up to "greet" his guest.

"What happened; short on time Full-" He was cut off by the fact that all thought had completely left him. Ed was standing in the door way looking like he had ran there instead of taking the train. Every inch of skin shimmered with sweat, the red trench coat and black over shirt were missing in action, it seemed only his leather pants and black tank top had made it home safely. Along with the fallen clothing lay his normal braid, it to was lost and in its place a ponytail was filling in at the point of midway1. In other words Ed looked hot in more ways than one.

The Colonel could only stare, mouth slightly a gap, as poor overheated blonde walked in and collapsed on to one of the couches in his office. Fanning himself and panting Ed lied on his back trying to cool down enough to think. 'After I give my report, I still have to go back to the train station and pick up my luggage and then come all the way back here, to my room, which probable doesn't have working A/C like the rest of the buildings!' With that in thought, the short alchemist let out a moan of discontent.

'Is it just me, or dose everything about Fullmetal scream "please fuck me". It would be impolite to not as he is requesting. No! This is Fullmetal were talking about, he's just a child. Look at him! Does he look like a child'

Roy looked down at his face, any signs of baby fat were lost to smooth angles, molten gold orbs hidden behind dropped lids, soft slightly parted lips, lean frame, yet muscles rippled under glistening skin with every desperate pant for air. Gulping, gripping edge of the desk for support, he answered himself 'No, Fullmetal is most defiantly not a child.'

"Colonel are you okay?", inquired Ed having finally a woken from his heat induced daze, " You look flush, maybe you should take off your jacket." Still lying on his back the blonde craned his head to get a better look at the other man.

"No." replied Mustang, having finally a woken from his Ed induced daze, "I'll be fine. Now Fullmetal, report." Returning to his seat, Roy tried desperately to regain his composure. The short Alchemist gave a loud groan, which did not help the already uncomfortable situation. 'This is not good! I can't hold on much longer, I need to get him out of here before I pounce him! Yes please do pounce him. No, not here in my office thin walls, remember that one time with the air headed brunette? Yeah Hawkeye wouldn't talk to me for a week. Exactly! Okay, but then I must find a way to get him some where more private.'

"-Then the train broke down, me and Al walked three miles to the train station. Al is there waiting for the train all our stuff got put on. There was no way we could carry all that crud. Now I got to walk back to the station and get Al and all our crap walk back here and in heat that could make a grilled cheese sandwich on asphalt!" whined Ed. Too caught up in thought, Roy only caught the last part of the rant.

"Well then, you better get going. However I don't want you to have a heat stroke, so go tell Havoc to drive you there and to your room" said Mustang hurriedly, he was going to need a very cold shower after this. The blonde looked perplexedly at raven-haired man. 'Why is Colonel being so nice? Probably doesn't want to lose his dog. Then he might actually have to do his own dirty work.' With that bitter thought in mind, Ed left the room without so much as a thank you. Roy didn't really notice, after all, he had much harder and bigger problems to deal with.

End Flashback

'Yes, it's been three long months. Now I finally have him right where I want him.', He smirked to himself at this thought. Ed on the other hand was suddenly very afraid; the Colonel had that predatory look in his eyes again.

I know, I know it's super sort, but I wanted to at least update, not just an authors note(those piss me off, I think it's alright only in cases of extreme writers block). The next chapter will be longer, promise

Okay, please review and be honest! I think this chapter sucked personal. And Remember the more reviews I get the faster I'll update!