The first spirit detective

Disclaimer: I do not own Yuyu Hakusho, but I do own Curse, Chrystal, and Alisa, and I asked KuwabaraMikey for her character.

Curse shows up

"Wow, Curse was pretty good at the detective job." Yusuke said once the story ended.

"Yes I know, but my father had to say otherwise." Koenma said with his hands folded on the table.

"Why, I mean he was awesome!" Kuwabara exclaimed.

"Well, my father decided one day to do a back ground check on the detective I brought in and found out something that I should have known." Koenma answered seriously.

"Well, go ahead and tell us! We're all ears." Yusuke said leaning back in his chair.

Flashback

"Koenma!" Enma screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Yes father." Koenma said coming into his father's office.

"Get your detective in here now!" Enma said as he got angrier.

"Yes sir." Koenma said as he left to get Curse.

Curse and Koenma then came in about ten minutes later. They both stood in front of Enma waiting for what he was saying.

"Curse, you are now relieved of your detective job." Enma said sternly.

"WHAT!" Koenma and Curse screamed in unison.

"Curse, you are fired, if I must put it in lamins terms for a simpleton like you." Enma said in a serious tone.

"You'd better watch it Enma or my sword my slip, on your head!" Curse said pissed off.

"You can try what you must, but you are still fired. I'm bringing in someone to replace you. Tomorrow you leave and meet her on the way out. Now please leave my office." Enma said as he sat up straight once more.

"Fine, I'm out of here tonight." Curse said as he grabbed his sword and walked out the door.

"Father! What is the meaning of this?" Koenma asked pretty mad at his dad.

"Curse was an assassin and you didn't realize it. From now on we will run background checks on every detective that comes through that door! Is that understood!" Enma screamed as Koenma nodded.

"Yes father." Koenma said as he left out as well.

With Curse

"Hey Koi, wake up." Curse said as he came back to their room.

"What?" Koi asked as he sat up.

"We're getting out of here." Curse said.

"Why?" Koi asked as he grabbed his sword.

"I got fired, that's why." Curse said pissed.

"Ok, you ready to go?" Koi asked as he stood up.

"Yep, let's go back home." Curse answered as he opened the door.

As they were walking out they saw someone talking to Koenma. Curse got close enough where he could hear exactly what they were saying.

"So your name is Kuroko?" Koenma asked again to make sure he was right.

"Yes, and it will be a pleasure to work with you and Mr. En…" she was interrupted by Curse.

"Don't be so sure. Enma runs background checks now, so you'd better hope you don't have anything "bad" on it." Curse said as him and Koi stepped in so they were seen.

"Oh, well I guess I have nothing to worry about, because there's nothing bad on it." She said smiling.

"Smile while you can, girlie." Koi said as him and Curse walked past her, with their swords swung over their shoulders.

"Well, I guess that was Koi and Curse?" Kuroko asked.

"Yep," Koenma sighed, "That was them."

End of Flashback

"Well, that clears up a lot." Kurama answered as he still seemed like he was slightly confused.

"Well Koenma, if you're going to talk about me, at least have me around." Curse said coming through the door.

"Well hi to you too Curse." Koenma said smiling.

Curse then sat on the table.

"Hi Koenma and hi to you." He said as he winked at Yusuke as Yusuke gave him a disgusted look.

"How have you been?" Koenma asked.

"Oh, I don't know, living in Hiei, and looking through his eyes for a long period of time!" Curse said as a black smoke surrounded him.

"Whoa, whoa, calm down a little bit." Koenma said as he noticed Curse wasn't happy.

"Sorry, I got carried away." Curse said in a slightly better mood.

"It's ok." Koenma said.

"Look, not to be rude or anything, but do not exploit my past unless I'm here from now on, got it!" Curse said looking at Koenma.

"I got it, I got it." Koenma answered slightly shaken up.

"Now, that that's clear, who's hungry?" Kuwabara asked as everyone did an anime style fall.

"This not the time for food!" Yusuke screamed as his stomach growled as well.

"Well, it seems as if we're all hungry. I say we go back to that Raman shop where we took the girls." Kurama said smiling slightly.

"Yeah, good idea." Yusuke said as he got up followed by everyone else.

At the Raman Shop

Curse looked at the menu and smiled. It had been a long time since he had human food. He wondered which he should get. The chicken, shrimp, or beef? He then glanced at Yusuke who was sitting next to him.

"Hey, what are you getting?" Curse asked.

"Beef." Yusuke answered looking out the window.

"Oh, ok." Curse answered. He now knew what he wanted. He wanted beef just like Yusuke.

A waitress came up to them and asked them what they wanted.

"Chicken." Kuwabara told her.

"Shrimp." Kurama told her smiling.

"Beef." Yusuke and Curse said at the same time.

They then looked at each other and smiled.

"Ok, your order will be here soon." The waitress said smiling.

"Curse you need new clothes." Kuwabara pointed out.

"What's wrong with the ones I got!" Curse started to holler.

"You look like Genkai." Yusuke said smiling.

"Fine, so what to propose we do about it?" Curse asked.

"Only one word could help you….Mall!" Kurama said happily.

Well there's chapter nine. R&R PLEASE