-Oi! I think my hand just fell off! I better go get some more duct tape. Pikachu, would you take care of the disclaimer for me?
Disclaimer: pi Pika CHUUUU chu pika pi pi chu chu pika pi chu chu pika pi pi pi pika chuuuu chu pikachu!
-Thanks Pikachu, here's a quick recap for those of you who don't speak pokemon languages.
Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, DBZ, Walmart, Geico car insurance, or anyhting else with a registered trade mark that I failed to mention.
Review Time!
Grand Wolf: o.O You are always the first one to review! How the heck do you manage that? I know two of my readers as freinds offline, (whatever that is,) And you still get here faster than them. Amazing. I thank you as always for your syupport. Pikachu would like to add the following: "PIka PI PI Chuuuuu pi pika pi pi chu."
AelitaAngels: Hey, you're black too! (I read your profile.) Never met another Fanfic author (as far as know,) That was of a darker skin tone. I'm only part black, but Heck, I'm not white! LOL! (though, I kinda part european...Screw it. whatever.) I like drawing too! But lack of a scanner is hindering me... So I write!
J.S: to me, this is the fastest I have ever updated Chapters, So be glad. My favorite Character is a three way tie between Bardock, Raditz, and Vegeta. (No yaio of course,) Pikachu would like to say: "Pi Pika. Pi chuu. Pika pi pika chuuuuu chupi pika."
J. Jaguron: - thank ya! I know, Bardock is awsome.
The General of Darkness: You're welcome for the review, but I am about to behave very childishly.You have been warned. What do ya mean "My overall writting skills need a little more work?" You neeed to tell me what that means. If you mean spelling, I suck at spelling. And someone removed Microsoft word from my computer.
Riyo Shoma: Thank you. long time no see, eh? Steve is in this chapter. :P
-My confidence level is zero right now, so please, If this chapter sucks, BITE ME! You've all just been humoring me, havent you. I can't belive it. SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT MY OVERALL SKILLS NEED WORK, I MEAN I'M BARLEY FOURTEEN! Why hasen't any one told me? STOP TELLING ME I'M DOING A GOOD JOB THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE WRITTING LOL WAS THAT MY WRITTING SUCKED SO BADLY THAT IT WAS FUNNY!
.: Chapter Ten: Homecomming (and going):.
Goku climed out of the plushie pile after the Fanclubs had past. Vegeta was still strugilling to free himself from the Goku plushies. Every time It seemed like he found the edge of the plushie bin, his hand or foot slipped on a stray plushie.
Goku watched Vegeta struggle with retreving himself from the bin. Goku walked over to try and help him. "Stay away from me, Kakkarot!" Vegeta growled as he clung to the edge for the bin. "I can do this myself." Goku shrugged. He noticed a kids picture book on the ground beside his foot. He picked it up off the ground. On the cover, there was a picture of Freiza. Goku fummbled with the book and dropped it by mistake.
Goku picked it up again. He walked over to Vegeta, who had finally managed to swing one of his legs and half of his torso over the side of the bin. "Hey Vegeta, What does this say?" Goku asked, pointing to the title of the book. The sight of Freiza sent Vegeta strait back into the plushie bin. He stuck his head out from under the mass of Plushies.
"The Littlest Evil Overlord." Vegeta read. He gapped at the book. A picture book for children about Freiza? He sent a ki blast at the book. The only part that was left was the corner that Goku had been holding it by. Goku dropped the smoldering corner of the book. He walked over to the bin and grabbed Vegeta's arm and yanked him out. "I told you not to help me, Kakkarot." Vegeta growled.
"Oh right! Sorry, I forgot!" goku said cheerfully. and he dropped Vegeta on the ground with a thud. Vegeta hopped to his feet muttering things about poison, murder and revenge. Goku starred at him momentarly. "I didn't know you like soap operas Vegeta!" He said happily.
After a while, Goku and Vegeta found Goten, Trunks, and a very disgruntled looking Gohan by the entrance to the store. Trunks held out the Walmart bag to Vegeta. "I got the lights Dad!" He said Happily, swinging the bag. Vegeta stopped dead in his tracks. "You know, I had completly forgoten about that." Vegeta mused.
Trunks, Goten, Gohan, Vegeta and Goku walked across the parking lot. Goku had offered them a ride home, because Vegeta's car was no longer in working order. They all piled into the car, with Goku in the driver seat, Gohan riding shotgun, and Goten, Trunks and Vegeta in the back seat.
"Hey dad, Why are you still wearing that Santa suit?" Trunks asked as Goku pulled out of the parking lot. Vegeta looked down at his clothes. "Dman it, I forgot about that too." He thought. "Kakkarot, I'm goning to need my garmets back." He growled. Trunks, Gohan and Goten snikered.
"Okay Vegeta, I'll give them back later." Goku said as he turned onto the highway. Goku was a surprisingly good driver. Everything was peaceful, calm, and farily boring untill... "Riiiinnnnnnnggggggg!" Goku flipped open his cell phone.
Goku :"Hello?"
Saleslady: "Hi, Is this Mr Son?"
Goku: "Yes It is, Why? Who is this?"
Sales Lady: "This is Camille, I'm a Sales lady.You can save a bunch of money and switch to Geico Direct car insurance."
Goku: "Great I would love to!"
Goku was not really focusing on driving being destracting by the Geico sales persn, and just as they were turning around a bend of a cliff a British looking guy with a camera jummped onto the winsheild and started snapping away with his camera.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goku (and everyone else) Screamed as the car skidded back and forth, and then went sailling off the clff just as the paparazzi jummped off the windsheild.
Goku flipped his phone closed. "I have good news, and bad news." He annonced as the car flew through the air. "What's the bad news, Kakkarot?" Vegeta screamed. "Well were gonna crash, and because we will survive this, we most likely be mobbed by fans." Vegeta shuddered at the thought. "Well, what's the good news?" He asked impatiently. "I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance!" Goku said with a smile just before they crashed into the ground beneth the cliff.
As the dust cleared, The four sayins pulled themselves, unscratched (but a bit dirty), out of the twisted crummpled remains of Goku's car. "Good thing I just bought new car insurance!" Said Goku, dusting off his (weel actually Vegeta's) clothes.
Trunks sorted through what had been the trunk of the car. "He look dad, The Lights are still okay!" "Oh whhopppyyy!" Said Vegeta sarcasticly and rolling his eyes.
Goku used instant Transmission to get Trunks and Vegeta home. Bulma was waiting out side for them. The entire Capsle corp. building had been covered in lights, And the lawn was covered with festive decorations. "What is all this woman?" Vegeta asked, looking stunned.
"Ohh, well, you too took so long, that I hired a proffesional decorater to finish the job." Bulma said happily. "And Vegeta, what's up with the Santa suit?" She asked.
Vegeta chose to ignore Bulma's inquiry about his oufit. "So you mean, I just went tohell and back for nothing!" He asked inraged at the thought. "Well, techinacly, you went to Walmart on Christmas eve, but I guess that's pretty similar. And yes, you did go there for nothing." Bulma stated in a matter-of-fact kind of manner.
Vegeta sat down on the ground. Trunks walked over and tapped his dad on the shoulder. "Heheehehhhe, mabey walmart WASN'T a great idea, huh dad?" Vegeta clenched his fists. "Just walk away Trunks, walk away."
Trunks backed away slowly, and then turned and ran towards his mom. "Common Trunks, Let's go in and Get ready!" Bulma said, placing her hand on Trunk's head. "Were are we going?" Trunks asked. Well, The Sons are having a party at ther house, and we're invited!" said Bulma happily.
Eventually, after alot of screaming, fighting, and ki blasts, Vegeta was convinced that he should go to Goku's party. After all, he couldn't wait to see how superior his Gifts to the Son family would be over all other gifts.
Vegeta, Trunks and Bulma flew over to the Son's house. Almost everyone was there already. Vegeta had changed into a pair of jeans and a plain t-shirt. He gave handed Goku a shopping bag with his santa outfit when goku greated him by the door. Goku chuckled. "Thanks Vegeta! I'll give you your outfit back after I wash it, I accidently got soy sauce on it." Vegeta sighed. "Just keep it, I don't need it back."
Inside the Son's living room, most of the Z fighters had already gathered. Krillen was talking to Yamcha, and Piccolo was freeloading on water. Vegeta took his favorite spot-the shadowy corner of the room were he could glare at those having fun from a distance.
Suddenly, The sunset in the sky became totally dark and all the lights in the room went off. The door opened and in snaked a smaller version, but nevertheless,
"Shenlong?" Vegeta wispered shocked. "Yup, That's him alright!" said Goku cheerfully. "Didn't Bulma tell you I invited evreyone, I really meant it." "You never told me that!" Vegeta wispered to Bulma. "Must have slipped my mind." She said said with a shrug.
-Okay, Review or no Reviews, I might have to quit. Because no one reviews any more. T-T I've been abandoned and mocked and I've almost had enough. Just R&R please? I know ther are some people that are following this story and not reviewing. well, I say, KNOCK IT OFF AND REVEIW ALREADY!"