Author's note:This is part one of a two part chapter. Stupid idea but oh well. Anyways:Batman and all related characters belong to DC Comics. Harmful if swallowed.

Chapter Four Part One: The part of the story that lacks explosions and cool computer effects!(And maybe even plot development! YAY!)

While in the dining hall, Bruce and Jonathan ate across from each other in complete silence. Bruce then slammed his fork on the table, which caught Jonathan's attention.

"I am so disappointed in you," Bruce said firmly.

"Erm...what did I do?" Jonathan said as poked his mashed potatoes with his spoon.

"You know what you did..."

"No I don't." Jonathan said quickly. "Was it because I took off that one night?"

"Oh hells no! I was talking about your grades!" Bruce said. "How do you expect to go to a nice school with THESE!" He held up a poorly drawn picture of Catwoman.

"First off I graduated quite a while ago and another thing is that you drew that this morning."

"I did...?"

"Mm-hmm..."

Bruce broke down sobbing which made Jonathan feel a bit uneasy. He got up from his seat to comfort Bruce. "W-why do keep making me feel like a moron?"

"Because you are a moron," Jonathan said soothingly. Bruce began to wail even more. " There, there. Want to go talk about it in the living room? (because you are getting your boogers all over my coat).." Bruce nodded and followed Jonathan to the living room.

Jonathan pulled up a couch next to the fireplace and made Bruce lie down.

While taking off his glasses, he relaxed on a comfortable chair and positioned himself in a professional manner. "Now..." Jonathan said in a cool tone. "Is there anything bothering you that is making you acting this way, Mr. Wayne?"

"Not that I know of," Bruce said as he stared at the ceiling. "Why you be calling me Mr. Wayne now?"

"I call you by that since you have to address me as Dr. Crane now.." Jonathan said irritated. "Tell me all about yourself, Mr. Wayne...Your hopes, your dreams, your...fears, perhaps?"

"Ooh! I always dreamed of dancing at techno clubs in Japan 24/7."

"Okaaay," Jonathan said as he pulled out a pen and pad of paper from the inside of his coat. "We're making progress."

"And I've always been scared of.. heh, you'd laugh at me Robin.."

"IT'S DOCTOR CRANE!"

"Okay. Sheesh. Well, as I was about to say... I've always, always, always been scared of bats. Yep. Bats. And stuff that floats in the toilet that wasn't there when last time I used it."

"So that explains the toilet training," Jonathan mumbled to himself.

"What's that you said, boy?" Bruce asked.

"Nothing, nothing..."

"Well, anywhoo... I also miss my mommy and daddy because they saved me from some bats that tried to steal my Froot Loops. But blah blah blah blah blah chimmichanga blah blah blah..."

'Excellent.' Jonathan thought. 'I think I have enough things to use weaken him. Soon Senior Bellini and I will be reunited once and for all!.. Again? What is with all the incredibly cheesy lines!'

"Okay, okay. Next part no incredibly cheesy line. Sheeshy." says the author.