MORE FAN FICS IN FIVE WORDS OR LESS.

"Don't panic!"

"Okay, now panic!"

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"The console's damaged."

"Excuses, excuses."

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"Jelly Baby?"

"Why, thank you."

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"What are you doing?"

"Improvising."

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Gone for more fish. –Frobisher

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Do Not Enter. Making Nitro.

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Sorry didn't leave note. – Romana

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Butterflies escaped. Back soon. – Doctor

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Beat Halo. Go me. – Doctor

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Beat Fitz. Go me. – Sam

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Need ciggies and booze. – Fitz

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Ran off with David. – Susan

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Getting married. – Barbara and Ian

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Having cyber sex. – Cyber Leader

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From Canon:

"It isn't even remotely human."

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"Computers are very sophisticated idiots."

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"I cannot allow your interference!"

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"No one of consequence."

"Thanks."

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"Harry Sullivan is an imbecile!"

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"What? ... No tea, Harry."

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"It's stopped being fun, Doctor."

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"Now I know you're mad."

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"I'm a mouth on legs."

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"You feign ignorance, Time Lord?"

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"Be your natural horrid self."

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"Adopt silent mode, Mistress."

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"Erase memory banks. Memory erased."

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"Must dash. Come back later."

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"Anybody remotely interesting is mad."

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"HA HA HA HA"

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"Who is this terrible Zodin?"

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"The quotes are over, Doctor."

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"Well, fortunately, we're in England."

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"That's an interesting philosophical question."

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"We're perfectly harmless, unfortunately."

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"You speak treason!"

"Fluently!"

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"Incredible power, unlimited rice pudding…!"

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"Officially, I'm here quite... unofficially."

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"I do dabble a bit."

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"Never trust gimmicky gadgets!"

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"There should've been another way."

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"Careful, careful—I might explode!"

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"The Evil One!"

"Nobody's perfect."

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"Alistair, who is the Doctor?"

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"Remember me to Gallifrey."

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"Time will tell. Always does."

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Audio Drama Snippets:

"Doc, did I break something?"

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"The TARDIS is on strike!"

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Star Trek:TNG/Doctor Who Xovers

Have run off with K-9. – Data

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"We are Borg."

"EXTERMINATE!"

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Highlander/Doctor Who Xovers

"There can be only—!"

"Oh."

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Doctor Who/From Eroica With Love Xovers

"The Seal of Rassilon!"

"Tacky."

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"Jack? What's under that uniform?"

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STOLEN: Police Box, circa 1963

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"I didn't say play doctor!"

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Dear Diary,

Have stolen Adric.

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Ran off with Adric. –James

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"You will obey me."

"Idiot."

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