Peri, buying new coat –Doctor
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Planet for sale, cheap. – Slytheen
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FOR SALE: Union Jack T-shirt.
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Companion wanted. No screamers, please.
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"What's it do?"
"No idea."
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"The end of civilization."
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"Tea?"
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"Raxacoricofallapatorius!"
"Now you're showing off."
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All sins forgiven. – Emperor Dalek
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Stuck in Cardiff. Send help.
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"DO NOT BLASPHEME!"
"Oh, shit…"
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"Worship me, human."
"Oh, Goddess…"
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"Are you an idiot?"
"Umm…"
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"Doctor! This is your lifess…"
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"Mel, don't scream."
"No promises."
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"That's my TARDIS."
"I'm underwhelmed."
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Dear Diary,
Finally ditched Tegan.
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Susan gone. Bloody teachers next.
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"Doctor?"
"Danger."
"Daleks?"
"Definitely."
"Damn."
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"Rose…?"
"Mickey."
"Come back?"
"No."
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"Sonic screwdriver!"
"Shelves over there."
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"Bananas?"
"I like bananas."
"Sigh."
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"Wicked, Doctor!"
"Don't encourage him."
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"I'm the Master."
"Bloody Goths."
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"What's that?"
"That's my dog!"
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"You're a good bloodhound."
"Negative."
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"Can't you bark?"
"Negative, Master."
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"Batteries not included, Master."
"Fuck."
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"For you, C'rizz."
"Turtle wax?"
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"Doctor Who?"
"If you like."
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"Rani, I'm your Avon Representative…"
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"What secret Time Lord technique?"
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"Doctor…!"
"Rose…!"
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"What's that?"
"Jack!"
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"Two hearts and…what else?"
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MORE CANON FODDER
"Bung a rock at it."
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"I aimed for the eyepiece."
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"I wonder how that happened!"
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"Your boyfriend."
"Not anymore."
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"I've remembered. I can dance!"
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"You are the weakest link!"
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"Defabricator? What's it do?"
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"Oooh."
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