(AN: This is my first story and I could barely think of how to do it, so tips would be nice but please don't be too hard on me, I'm not so sure the format is right?)
It was a normal day in the Griffin home, as the family sat down to breakfast; Stewie was yelling cuss words at Lois as she gave him the wrong cereal. "Lois what the deuce do you think you're doing, I'm going to kill you on of these days, I don't want this cereal, I want the kind I like!" "Awww, Stewie you want this cereal? Good boy eat the cereal, no Stewie don't throw it!" Just then Peter Griffin walks in to the smell of, well cereal and milk, in his bowl at the table. "Hey honey, hehehe last night eh eh?" He says as he sits down at the table. "Peter not in front of the kids!" Lois exclaims as she picks up the Healthy O's from the floor. "I say, I say so the fat man had a good time last night did he?" Stewie said with humor as he watched Lois pick up his mess off the floor. "Hey who wasted those Healthy O's?" said Peter as he bent down to shove some in his mouth. "Peter there are plenty in the box, pour some in a bowl if you're hungry!" Just then Stewie started screaming. "Lois I'm starving you vile woman give me my cereal before I really swear vengeance on you!" "Stewie what do you want!" Peter gets up and walks to the pantry; he grabs Stewies favorite cereal on his way to the refrigerator. "Here Stewie, daddy knows just what you want!" He says happily as he pours Stewie the cereal. "See Lois? Who's the good parent now! Hahahaha" "Thank God someone finally got me the damn cereal; I thought I was going to have to hurt someone!" Lois looks very upset as she walks out of the room, Peter looks behind him to see what she's doing, and then looks back down at his food. "Ah, she's probably just going to cry in the bedroom and get mad at me later, who cares?" Peter says as he shrugs his shoulders and finally digs in. "My my Peter, aren't you going to run after Lois? No then? Oh well, you can get me more cereal this way!" As they are eating breakfast, Lois walks in and says, "So how is everybody doing? Stewie do you need more cereal?" "Nah, Lois I just gave him more, hehehe eats like his daddy!" "My God! I do not eat like you, you fat tub of lard!" "Awww, Stewie here, go play with your toys!" "Yes I'm free!"
The next day the whole family including Meg and Chris , who were at their grandma's the day before, were going to the zoo, for a trip, and Stewie was pleased, he wanted to see the animals, maybe blow something up ( if he could sneak away that is). While in his bedroom, he was getting changed, and in walked Chris. "Hey Chris what do you want, I'm just changing Stewie here." "Well Mom, grandma gave us these clothes yesterday for Stewie, and I wanted to give them to you." "Oh, look at these Stewie, let's out them on for the zoo!" "No! No woman! Put it down I won't wear it! Nooooooooo!" Peter walks in and says, "I'm ready to go, how about you?" " Yeah I'm ready, look at Stewie's new outfit from grandma! They all pile in the small family car and Peter starts it up.
To be continued……..
(AN:I'm sort of at a block just now, and I need to think of something that might get Stewie really mad at Lois(besides the outfit scenario) so tips would be great,but again my first time writing on this site, and I usually do poetry but stories are good, so yeah thanks and, hopefully you guys can give some tips, thanks and goodbye )