Chapter 8

Daniel and Teal'c quietly rounded a bend, making sure that they were not seen.

"Hey Teal'c," said Daniel. "Do you know where we are going?"

Teal'c looked solemn. "Indeed I do not, DanielJackson."

Daniel, who was a little unnerved by this, said, "OK, then why are you going this way?"

Teal'c continued undeterred, with Daniel tailgating him. "For the same reason you are going this way."

Daniel sighed. "Great. I can't believe it. We're lost in a Goa'uld facility. Don't they have, like, maps or something?"

"Indeed they do, DanielJackson. They are this way. They are on the community noticeboard in the Jaffa room."

Daniel's eyes quickly became larger than his glasses. "You serious?"

"Yes."

The bespectacled man opened his mouth to say something,but had no time toreply; Teal'c heard a noise and raised his hand to indicate silence. His friend obeyed, readying his zatn'k'tel. In too much of a spy movie fashion, Teal'c crept around the corner, he saw something, he pointed the gun, he…

"Teal'c!"

Teal'c lowered his weapon, as he saw O'Neill lowering his own. Sam appeared from behind him.

Alarms sounded around them as the Goa'uld were alerted of their presence. Then, all of a sudden, a large voice boomed around the ship.

"SG-1 is in da house y'all."

SG-1 looked at each other, confused. What was with the guy speakin' da streetz? Having no time to ponder this (Jaffas were chasing them yelling "Get those MotherBeep!s"

O'Neill, Sam, Teal'c and Daniel sprinted around the bend like a famous sprinters. Daniel attempted a peek behind him, only to be victim to a disorientation device. He tried to yell to his friends, but the last thing he was them also being clobbered by the purple device.