Chapter 5, ladies and germs. Yes, it's been a while since I updated, and
YES, im sure some of you are pretty upset. But you cares. *rasberries XD *
Nah, I'm just playin with ya. Sorry about all the late updating and
everything. I just havent had much luck with writing and stuff.
Tonberry: Lazy...
I'll barbacue you, you over grown fish. Anywho, here's chapter 5.
Chapter 5- odd kill spot.
After I had helped the man who was getting the snot beat out of him, I walked down the halls to see if I could help anyone else. Helping is good. Always help someone in need. Remember that. As long as their need is good, and not like evil, like blowing up something or hurting someone. Then you should't help them. Back to my story!
I had run into a few monsters in my life, but nothing like I had seen these bucket men bring. They were big and green and had a few metal pipes in their mouth. I hid everytime they came by, cause they were big. Other then that, I kicked booty everytime I saw something else. Bucket men, bombs. You name it, I kicked it! Yup. I was unbeatable! Till one of those green thingies caught me off guard. He slammed hard into me and knocked me into the side rail, which really hurt! I was steamed. So, I poof my ton-magic book and flip through, seeing if I could find anything even remotly similar to this thing.
Nothing. Zero. Zip. Nada! I had to get this updated. Oh well. I figured I might as well try and see if I can find its kill point. He stood there while I made my vicious approach. Well, it would have been vicous if my foot hadn't caught my robe, making me fall on my face. Darn it all! I told Ton-king these robes were too long! But would he listen? No. Never listen to the tonberry who makes the cloths. After I got up, I walked up to him and waved my lantern. I floated up to the odd things face and decided to try and make peace. "Hi..." I said, giving him a wave and my cute Tonberry smile.
*Whack*
The stupid creature head butted me! Ok. I tryed to be nice. I tried to make friends, but when you throw it back in my face in the form of a head butt, thats when I get mad. I waved my lamp again and floated back over to him. "No nice..." I said as I jammed my knife in his eye. His weird eye goo sprayed everywhere, luckily missing me, but the creature didn't flinch. He didn't even scream or moan or anything. It was very odd. I yank my knife out and jam it into his other eye. Still nothing. Time to get drastic. I take out my knife and ram it into the one place no one would think to find a kill spot. His nose. And oddly enough, I got a response. The creature roared and and stumbled back a bit before falling to the floor, dead.
This was, needless to say, a surprise. You never, ever ever ever ever hear of a monster with a kill spot in its nose! I mean, I knew this thing wasn't natural. I over heard one of the bucket men talking about how their new weapon was really helping with this fight. But to put a kill spot in its nose...thats just stupid. All you would have to do is punch the thing in the face and it would die. I mean come on! What were these bucket men thinking!
Well, at least now I knew I didn't have to keep running from those things. Now I was invinceable!
"There are more SeeD's down this way!"
"Let's get'em!"
I didn't hear these dude till it was too late. By too late, I mean I didn't know they were even coming until the ran complatly over me, not even stopping as if I weren't there. And so, for a little bit, I lay there, trodden on and knocked out. Oh well. I needed some sleep anyway.
And there you have it. Another outstandng chapter from an outstanding author!
Tonberry: Cocky...
Short. Anyway, this is Drake, the prince of dragons, saying stay tuned for more Tonberry action. Same Tonberry time, same Tonberry network!
Tonberry: Lazy...
I'll barbacue you, you over grown fish. Anywho, here's chapter 5.
Chapter 5- odd kill spot.
After I had helped the man who was getting the snot beat out of him, I walked down the halls to see if I could help anyone else. Helping is good. Always help someone in need. Remember that. As long as their need is good, and not like evil, like blowing up something or hurting someone. Then you should't help them. Back to my story!
I had run into a few monsters in my life, but nothing like I had seen these bucket men bring. They were big and green and had a few metal pipes in their mouth. I hid everytime they came by, cause they were big. Other then that, I kicked booty everytime I saw something else. Bucket men, bombs. You name it, I kicked it! Yup. I was unbeatable! Till one of those green thingies caught me off guard. He slammed hard into me and knocked me into the side rail, which really hurt! I was steamed. So, I poof my ton-magic book and flip through, seeing if I could find anything even remotly similar to this thing.
Nothing. Zero. Zip. Nada! I had to get this updated. Oh well. I figured I might as well try and see if I can find its kill point. He stood there while I made my vicious approach. Well, it would have been vicous if my foot hadn't caught my robe, making me fall on my face. Darn it all! I told Ton-king these robes were too long! But would he listen? No. Never listen to the tonberry who makes the cloths. After I got up, I walked up to him and waved my lantern. I floated up to the odd things face and decided to try and make peace. "Hi..." I said, giving him a wave and my cute Tonberry smile.
*Whack*
The stupid creature head butted me! Ok. I tryed to be nice. I tried to make friends, but when you throw it back in my face in the form of a head butt, thats when I get mad. I waved my lamp again and floated back over to him. "No nice..." I said as I jammed my knife in his eye. His weird eye goo sprayed everywhere, luckily missing me, but the creature didn't flinch. He didn't even scream or moan or anything. It was very odd. I yank my knife out and jam it into his other eye. Still nothing. Time to get drastic. I take out my knife and ram it into the one place no one would think to find a kill spot. His nose. And oddly enough, I got a response. The creature roared and and stumbled back a bit before falling to the floor, dead.
This was, needless to say, a surprise. You never, ever ever ever ever hear of a monster with a kill spot in its nose! I mean, I knew this thing wasn't natural. I over heard one of the bucket men talking about how their new weapon was really helping with this fight. But to put a kill spot in its nose...thats just stupid. All you would have to do is punch the thing in the face and it would die. I mean come on! What were these bucket men thinking!
Well, at least now I knew I didn't have to keep running from those things. Now I was invinceable!
"There are more SeeD's down this way!"
"Let's get'em!"
I didn't hear these dude till it was too late. By too late, I mean I didn't know they were even coming until the ran complatly over me, not even stopping as if I weren't there. And so, for a little bit, I lay there, trodden on and knocked out. Oh well. I needed some sleep anyway.
And there you have it. Another outstandng chapter from an outstanding author!
Tonberry: Cocky...
Short. Anyway, this is Drake, the prince of dragons, saying stay tuned for more Tonberry action. Same Tonberry time, same Tonberry network!