Chapter 8 everybody. ^_^ I know, your super pissed that I haven't been updating, but I'm working on it. I ask that you remain calm and don't go on some type of shooting spree over it. I also have some other news. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, I've recently seen the anime Furi Kuri (FLCL) and I must say it's a very good show. Now, I've not decided yet, but I MAY MAY MAY hold off on the fics in the FF8 catagory to focus on a fic there. I might do it, I might not do it. It all depends on weither review or not. C'mon! My Squfuu has almost triple the reviews as this one! Here's the fic. Peace!

Chapter 8 - New frined? Vice grip of the little woman.

I wasn't sure where I was. I was no longer in the hospital room , but in a dorm room similar to Quistis'. Only this one looked like a Tornado spell was cast in it. Several times over. While it as turned upside down and shaken. Who lives like this?! It's not Quistis' room. Oh no. Help! I've been Tonnapped! Quistis! Help! Who, what, when, where, why?!

Since I knew I wasn't in my only friends room, I had to remain perfectly still. Who knows what kind of sick and twisted individual had taken me hostage? What if they knew I was a real Tonberry? When would they me go if they did? Where would I go from there? Why am I asking myself questions I can't answer!?

"Mr. Green, I'm home!" A voice called out and in bounced the human string bean. She was so small, yet had somehow squeezed the breath out of me Hyne knows how long ago. Well, it probably can't be too bad. Does a psycho call you Mr. Green?

......I'm gonna die.

She almost tripped over the clutter amongst the floor, which almost gave away my cover as I had to hold in a laugh. "Whoo...gotta clean up in here. Later! Right now, munchy munch munch time!" With a jump, she landed on the bed and crossed her legs, setting a white bag down and reaching in to pull out a few items of food. "Mmmm....pudding, peanut butter and jelly sandwitch, and a ten ounce of my favorite soda. Life is good." She said with a sigh. "Execpt with Rinoa zonking out yesterday. Thats a super duper mega bummer." Leaning down, she smiled and looked at me. "Ever have that happen, Mr. Green?"

I had no idea if she was actually speaking to me or if she was just someone who confided in things that she thought were stuffed and cute. I'm guessing the second one, cause Quistis was the only one who even knew I was here. It would probably be best that it stay that way until this whole ordeal was settled.

Time passed and the girl talked as if she knew I were real. She was a real chatter box, but I learned alot about her. Her name was Selphie and she just recently found out she had grown up in an orphange with Quistis and her other friends, Zell, Irvine, Squall and Seifer. Seifer wasn't a friend anymore, but still, she grew up with him. She told me about everything they had gone through, how they had met Rinoa and found out about each other. Odd how she could do it with a mouth full of sandwitch in under ten minutes, huh?

I finally came to the conclusion that she wasn't going to kill me and paint her room with my blood and organs. Weird thought, I know, but I was scared. I was away from the only person I knew here and was forced to stay still in fear Selphie would run out, waving me in the air and shouting "It's alive! ALIVE!" That would be just a tad bit embaressing, yes?

My eyes were hurting from not blinking in so long. I was able to get some quickly blinks in when she closed her eyes or looked away, and it felt good. I mean, really good. I could feel my eyes hardening from lack of moisture.

Hours passed and finally, nightfall came. Selphie had stayed gone after eating, and left me time to try and find a way back to Quistis' room. She had left me on her bed, which gave me very few options of moving. If I were in another place when she got back, I would be in deep behemoth dung. The green smelly kind, too. The really bad stuff you step in and can't get off your shoe and the smell just sticks to you. Sorry, but thats how it would be.

I had to look around to find options of escape. I'm pretty sure some type of sensor controled the door, so that was out of the question, as I was too short. *sigh* Why me?

The vent as blocked off by the desk and there's no way I could move something that big, so thats gone, too. It seems fate had dealt me a pretty bad hand. The only other thing was the window, and, as you know, Tonberry cann fly. But it did give me some type of idea. It was risky, it was dangerous and there was a good chance that I would die from it. Well, you know my motto. Give me freedom, or something close to it!

But it would have to wait. Selphie had come back in just as I had tried to stretch my legs. Man, this is really hard. I had no idea it took so much patience being a doll. I can honestly say that I have a new found respect for the things my brothers and sisters played with when they were tonlings. Yes, we had dolls. We're not so much different from you. We play, think, eat, sleep, cry and bleed just like you do, so don't give that look. With a swush of the door, Selphie sulked in and fell onto her bed face first.

I slowly tried to inch myself away, but her arm reached out and pulled me back into another vice grip. She was asleep and she still could choke an Ochu! Hi birdies. Nice to see you again...

And end! XD too short? I hope not. But if it is, it is. If it aint, it aint. Please review and I'll see you in the end credits. Peace out and rage in!