Fourth chapter. Thanks for all the reviews. Loves ya all.
After an entire day of intense training Cree invited the boys to get some pizza. She had no idea what a big mistake that was.
"Last one there's a rotten egg," Tyson yelled as he raced out of the hotel.
"Yeah, and the first one has to eat it." Cree countered.
The others (Ray, Max and Kenny) ran after Tyson, but Kai didn't even look up from polishing his blade.
"Aren't you coming?" Cree asked.
"No," came the monotone reply.
"Don't you ever have fun?"
"Fun leads to laziness. Laziness leads to no practice. That in turn leads to stupidity on the battlefield which leads to a loss. Therefore fun leads to losing."
"Yeah… I see how you figured that out. But come on. A little fun won't hurt anybody. Besides, you know the old saying. All work and no play makes Kai a dull boy."
"Wow! People are naming sayings after me," Kai muttered, sarcasm dripping from every syllable.
"No, only I am."
"And why prey tell is that so?"
"Because."
"Because what?"
"Mind your own bee's whacks."
"I am. You're the one you is poking your extraordinarily large nose in my business."
"Am not."
"Oh please. You're practically putting ointment on my bee's whacks."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing."
"So uhm… you uh… coming?"
"If it gets your extraordinarily large nose out of my business theeeeeeeen…………………… No."
"You want me to make you?"
"Just try," he snarled.
"Okydoky. Want me to call your little girlfriend Cathy? She said something about an extra ticket to a movie. Apparently the Muffet Babies."
"Let's go!" Kai yelped, practically leaping up.
"Checkmate."
Once at the pizza parlour everyone (except Kai who sat with his arms crossed over his chest eyes shut) started yelling their orders at the poor waitress who looked immensely fed up with her life. Finally after a LOT of arguing the food arrived.
"Dig in!" Tyson shouted.
He, Max, and Kenny literally 'dug in' to the pizza. Ray bit into his own burger much more civilly. Cree and Kai sat there looking disgusted.
"Aren't you guys gonna eat?" Max asked with his mouth full.
"I think I'm gonna go far away and…………… be far away," Cree replied standing up and walking out.
"I think I'll go help her be far away," Kai said, quickly getting up and following.
Kai's POV
I saw Cree in the middle of a heated battle. She's pretty good. Hey, she won already? That was pretty fast. She's good. She's pretty good. In fact, that statement would apply to her without the 'good' word.
DID I JUST THINK THAT! I couldn't have.
But you did.
No I didn't. But at that angle and in this moonlight she does look beau…… NO, NO, NO! STOP THINKING RIGHT NOW.
You like her.
NO I DON'T!
YES YOU DO
NO I DON'T!
FINE FINE. BUT YOU DO.
I DO NOT LI…… OH NO! She's coming this way. Okay Kai just act cool, natural, normal. I stood against a wall in what I would normally have thought was the most idiotic position. Good thing the others weren't there. They would've known that.
"What are you doing here?" she asked.
"……"
Say something cool.
"………………………………………"
Ok Kai say anything
"…………"
Any words
"…………………"
This is the longest anyone has ever stayed quiet.
"……… I like apple sauce."
Oh yeah, you had to say that.
"Well at least now I know you're one of the many admirers of apple sauce," she chuckled.
Laugh with her Kai. "Ho Ho Ho."
"Apparently you are also a huge fan of Santa Clause."
Ya had to laugh.
"You're weird."
"Why thank you."
"That was not a compliment."
Oh yeah, make yourself look like a moron in front of her.
And all this time you were what exactly.
She's talking again. Pay attention. But it's kinda hard to stare at those lips without wanting to…… AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! What the hell is wrong with me? PAY ATTENTION KAI. PAY. ATTENTION. NO! Not like that! Think of something else… Beyblades! Think of Beyblades! No! Pay attention to what she's saying.
"…heading back to the hotel now. Are you feeling alright?" she asked.
"………"
Say something cool.
"………………………"
Okay Kai say anything.
"……"
Any words.
"…………"
This is the second longest anyone has ever stayed quiet.
"You're really beautiful."
"WHAT?"
You're getting really good at screwing up.
"Kai WHAT did you say?"
Kai, Kai, Kai. You are officially a dead guy. "Umm…………… Uhhh ………… Hmmm," Just then Tyson came racing towards us. Thank you God. I love you Tyson. Heck I'd be willing to marry you right now.
"You two making out?"
I HATE YOU TySON! The marriage is off.
End of Kai's POV
Cree started chasing him while Kai thanked every God he knew.