Goku Goes To College: Part Three

"Now let's see." Goku said walking out of the bathroom. "My biology class should be right down the hall." He began walking towards his next class when he noticed a really big set of doors with a plaque reading 'drama' on it. He opened the door and saw a group of students dressed as if they were from the renaissance on a stage and a man sitting in a chair.

"All right and on three, two, one, dazzle me!" The man said as the lights dimmed a little and a large, muscle bound student with wild gold hair walked onto the stage. Dressed like the others in the class he stepped in the middle of everyone else and took a deep breath.

"Kakarot." He said. "Ka ka, ka ka rott. Ka ka!"

He pulled out a fake sword and began swinging it. "Kakarot! Ka ka rott!" He screamed. "Ka ka rooooooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttt!"

"And end scene." The man in the chair said getting up and applauding as the other students clapped along with him and the student bowed. "Brilliant Brolly! Brilliant! Keep this up and you'll be on Broadway in no time!"

Goku just stared for a few seconds then checked his schedule, shrugged and crossed off his biology class. "Excuse me, how would I go about signing up for this class?" He asked walking towards the teacher.

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Back at the Son home Gohan suddenly shuttered. "That's the third time today." He thought to himself looking at the pieces of the table. "Has my letter from the college arrived yet Goten?"

"Not yet!" Goten shouted from the living room. He was looking through the latest World Record Book. "Ah here we go. Most Styrofoam ingested in a one hour period. Wow, that's a lot!" Goten looked at the small piece he had in his hand then he got an idea.

"Hey Gohan, I'm going to go to Capsule Corp and get Bulma. She'll know what to do."

"Good idea Goten. I'll just stay here and try to figure out how to put this monstrosity together until you get back." Gohan said when all of a sudden he shuttered again. "Maybe I should put on a coat or something."

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At SCC Goku walked out of a room marked 'pop culture' with a smile on his face. "So you're telling me all we do is watch T.V. and write about it?" He asked the teacher following him.

"Yep." The teacher replied. "It's one of the easiest and most pointless classes there is."

"Wow. Well sign me up Mr Fannboi."

"Done and done." He said adding Goku's name to the list of students and getting back into his classroom.

Goku went to walk back towards his room but decided to turn around and get a drink from the nearby water fountain just as Videl, Erasa and Sharpener turned the corner.

"Well I checked all of the classes Gohan was signed up for and apparently as of this morning he's still signed up for them so I have no idea why his letter hasn't shown up yet." Videl told the two.

Sharpener just laughed. "I'm sure it'll show up eventually. We all know how crushed Nerd Boy would be if he wasn't allowed to go school."

Videl turned and glared at him. "And we all know how crushed you would be if you lost the use of your vocal cords!"

"Yeah, but how the hell's that going to happen?" Sharpener laughed. Erasa tapped him on the shoulder as Videl began tightening one of her gloves and whispered in his ear. "Ohhhhh."

"So what do you say Sharpener?" Videl asked.

"Um, sorry I made an unkind comment about Nerd Boy." He replied.

Videl punched him the stomach and he fell to the ground. "Close, but not close enough." she said turning towards Erasa. "Come on, let's head back to our room."

"But what about Sharpener?"

"Somebody will pick him up eventually, come on."

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At Capsule Corp Goten arrived to find Bulma walking around outside muttering to herself and shaking her head.

"Hey Bulma." Goten said with a wave.

"Oh hey Goten, what are you doing here? I thought that suspension you and Trunks had for destroying that wall was lifted."

"Oh it was. My mom just took me out of school for the day so I could help her put a table together."

"Well, you guys need any help? I know they can be kind of complicated sometimes."

"Oh no Gohan's doing just fine." Goten lied. "I was just wondering if you have any styrofoam."

"Well, yeah. We have some why?" Bulma asked.

Goten passed her the World Record Book he took from home and pointed at the record he was trying to break.

"I see. Well, follow me."

The two walked into the house and stopped in the living room.

"Now, I can't remember where we keep out styrofoam so I'll have to find my dad. You wait here."

Goten nodded as Bulma walked off and walked over to the door of Vegeta's room. He turned the knob and opened the door a little bit and took a peek. Inside Vegeta was watching T.V. as the intro for the Jerry Springer Show began.

"Today's topic...um, something involving red necks...yeah..."

Vegeta sighed and changed the channel. "Ugh, I prefer my talk shows to be less violent."

Goten's eyes widened with shock as Vegeta stopped on the 'Granny Olson's Child friendly Talk Hour'

"That's better."

Goten shut the door then shook his head and felt as if he was going to faint.

Bulma walked over and seeing Goten's face sighed. "You looked in Vegeta's room didn't you?"

Goten nodded.

"Not a pretty sight huh?"

Goten shook his head.

"Well, I was able to find where we kept all of our styrofoam. Come on."

Goten and Bulma began walking through the building stopping at a door that read 'Storage Q'. She pushed a button and the door opened and Goten dropped to his knees.

"Wow!" He shouted. "It's everywhere!"

"Yeah. There's some styrofoam that's been there since my dad was running Capsule Corp out of his basement before I was even born."

Goten wiped a single tear from his eye and dived into the room. Bulma sighed and shut the door. She didn't feel like explaining to her employees why a kid was eating decades old styrofoam boards.

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Goku walked back into his room to find Turles and Brolly looking out the window.

"Um, hey guys."

Brolly turned around and held up a hand. "Kaka, Kakarot." He greeted.

"What are you two looking at?"

Turles turned around with a smirk on his face and pointed down. Goku looked out the window and saw Nappa sitting in a kiddie pool, wearing a toga, eating a hot dog and drinking straight from a beer keg.

"I'm bald!" Nappa screamed before passing out in the pool as a seagull came over and began pecking at his hot dog. He opened his eyes and began shouting. "Hey, 'dat's my dog! Get back here!" He started running after the seagull but as he was running out of sight his toga got caught on a fire hydrant and was torn off leaving him in nothing but…nothing…. "I'll get you birdie! If it's the last thing I do!" He screamed throwing the keg. A crash, then a scream and police sirens were heard as Nappa began looking around. "Uh oh." He said climbing a tree as Turles shut the blinds and began to laugh.

"What an idiot." He said.

"Kakarot ka ka." Brolly, um, agreed.

"How are all of you getting here?" Goku asked. "I mean, well, Radditz has been doing it for awhile but how did you two and Nappa get here?"

"Well, all three of us are here on the student exchange program. Radditz, well I have no clue how he does it." Turles told him.

"Ka ka aka rott ka ka?" Brolly asked.

"Hmmmm. It might very well be transdimensional teleportation." Turles said. "You've always been the clever one amongst us Brolly."

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Back at the Son home Gohan was waiting by the door.

"One of them will get here soon." Gohan said to himself. "The letter or Goten with Bulma. Oh please Dende. Let one of them arrive before mom wakes up."

He stood waiting for a few more seconds then looked up towards the sky. "Well then screw you Dende! I guess I'll have to do everything myself!"

Gohan got up and was about to walk towards the pieces of the table when he suddenly slipped on something. He hit the ground hard and when he got up checked what he had slipped on and realised it was an envelope from Satan City College. He looked inside but realised there was nothing in it. When he looked at the label though he got a little worried. He walked into his parents room and noticed his father was nowhere to be found.

"Oh crap."

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Back at Capsule Corp Goten continued eating the styrofoam. He had Bulma set up a camera so he could document his accomplishment and so he'd have the proof that he in fact ate all the Styrofoam required to break the record. The current record was fifty boards and Goten was already half way there. He was starting to feel a little funny though. He was getting dizzy and his stomach was starting to hurt. He continued to eat though when he suddenly heard two popping noises. He looked behind him and had noticed that all the remaining styrofoam boards had somehow fused into one giant board complete with arms, legs and a pair of evil looking eyes.

"I am Styroar!" The board shouted. "You will stop eating my brethren or you will suffer."

"But I'm trying to break a record."

"Then I'm afraid I must break you!"

Goten fell to the ground, pointed at Styroar and began to scream in terror as the giant styrofoam creature began walking towards him.

Hearing Goten's screaming Bulma walked over and looked through the window of the door to see Goten screaming and pointing at a pile of styrofoam boards then looked at the box of boards Goten was currently eating out of.

"Hey, that's the box I spilled all those cleaning supplies in." She said. She was about to go in when Goten suddenly turned Super Saiyan and began gathering his power.

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Outside Capsule Corp Trunks was just getting home from another boring day at Golden Ball Public School. Besides a naked bald guy running from the cops hiding in Principal Torikia's closet nothing really interesting happened. As he got through the front gate though an explosion shook the ground as a shower of burned styrofoam rained down on him.

"Why does these have teeth marks in them?" He asked himself running in the house to see his father holding Goten by the hair and Bulma calling the fire department.

"Hey Trunks." Goten said sadly. "Don't eat styrofoam. It anger their leader Styroar."

Trunks just nodded slightly, blinked a few times, put down his backpack and ran out the door.

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