Goku Goes To College: Part Four

Gohan was standing above his mother, the envelope from SCC in his hand but the table still unfinished. He was about to wake her up when he suddenly stopped.

"She couldn't have been serious about disowning me and Goten could she?"

He sighed and shook his mother a little. She woke up and looked towards the still unfinished table. "You've better got a good explanation for this." She said. He handed her the envelope and she hopped up with a big smile on her face. "Oh my god! Goku! Goku! Get in here! Gohan's a College boy!"

When Goku didn't come out though Gohan tapped Chi Chi on the shoulder.

"I think dad thought the letter was for him."

"What?"

"Well you see the label reads 'Son G.'. So, something tells me dad thought the letter was for him."

"That damn fool!" Chi Chi screamed. "What the hell could he be doing there?"

-

Out on the front lawn of SCC Goku, Turles, Brolly and Nappa all sat in Nappa's kiddie pool. Goku, Turles and Brolly were wearing togas and eating hot dogs as Nappa was sitting beside them and staring up into the sky.

"That damn bird will be back. And when he gets here BAM! Right between the eyes."

Brolly rolled his eyes. "Ka ka akarott rott kaka."

"Just ignore him Brolly." Turles said. "And will you put some damn pants on Nappa!"

"Never!"

Goku sighed as he turned his head towards the direction he thought his house was. "You know, this isn't as fun as you made it look Nappa."

"Well, it's not fun yet but there's still something we need to add to the equation." Nappa said as he began tapping the ground. After a few taps the sound of steel was heard and Nappa pulled up a beer keg.

"How many of those do you have?" Turles asked.

"I don't know. Enough. Now come on everybody, let's get hammered!"

"I don't know." Goku said. "Chi Chi doesn't want me drinking."

"But she's not here."

"Yeah, but still."

"Ka karott ka ka."

"Yeah, Brolly's right Kakarot, live a little!"

Goku sighed. "Fine. But I'm only having one."

-

Videl and Erasa were both in their room unpacking their things when they saw a flock of seagulls outside and heard some guy screaming up into the sky. Erasa looked out the window then downward and walked over to Videl.

"You might want to take a look at this."

Videl walked over to the window looked outside and began shaking her head. She saw a half naked bald guy flying after the seagulls screaming about a hot dog, two guys pointing up at the bald guy and laughing and her future father in-law sitting in a kiddie pool surrounded by beer cans.

"Oh for the love of god!" She shouted.

Goku suddenly turned his head up and noticed Videl then waved. "Hey Videl, come join the party."

-

At the Son home Gohan was about to walk out the door when the phone rang. He walked over and picked it up fearing it was from the SCC. Instead it was Bulma.

"Oh, hey Bulma. Goten did what? Well, I'll go tell mom. She'll probably want to be the one who picks him up. Thanks for calling and not letting Vegeta tear his hair out. Of course I remember when he did that to Goten when he was four. It wasn't that long ago."

He hung up the phone and told him mom Goten blew up part of Capsule Corp. As expected she called Nimbus and told it to take her to Capsule Corp as fast as possible, but not before grabbing a frying pan to beat Goten over the head with. Gohan was about to fly off when the phone rang again. He ran over and picked it up. It was Videl.

"Yeah I know. He thought my confirmation letter was for him. What's he doing? He's what! Well, what are you doing?...you're sitting in a kiddie pool eating hot dogs and wearing a toga? Why the hell would you do that? ...oh, well...yeah, I guess that's a pretty good reason. I'll be there soon."

Gohan shook his head then ran out the door and took to the skies hoping that his father hasn't caused too much damage.

-

In the halls of SCC Sharpener, realising nobody was going to help him up off the ground began slowly pulling himself towards his room. While he was doing this Turles, Brolly and Videl were carrying an unconscious Goku to his room. They got him in and dropped down on his bed.

"Man, I've never seen somebody drink that much in a five minute period." Turles said as he began poking Goku.

"Ka ka rott. Kakarot. Rott ka ka."

"Let's hope he hasn't suffered from alcohol poisoning. He's a good man."

As Turles and Brolly continued trying to wake Goku up Videl noticed his schedule out of the corner of her eye. She picked it up and began reading it over.

"What did he do? Dance, cooking, drama, pop culture? He butchered Gohan's schedule!"

She walked over and smacked Goku across the face. The Saiyan sat up and looked towards Videl.

"Thanks, I needed that."

"Well your welcome but there's something I need to tell you."

"What?"

"The letter you got from SCC wasn't for you. It was for Gohan."

Goku suddenly shook his head. "Oh man. I wanted to get out the house so much that I thought the letter was for me! Where's Gohan right now?"

"He's heading over right now."

Goku gulped. "Where's Chi Chi?"

"She's going to pick Goten up from Capsule Corp. Apparently he blew up part of Capsule Corp."

"Oh, well, that's good. As long as she's not coming here."

There was suddenly a knock on the door.

"I'll get it." Turles said walking over to the door.

When he opened it he suddenly found Gohan's hands around his neck.

"You idiot!" He said. "I've had it up to here with you screwing everything I do up! You stupid-"

Videl tapped on his shoulder and pointed towards Goku.

"Ooops. Sorry Turles."

"Hey don't mention it, bound to happen eventually."

Gohan walked over and was about to strangle his father when he shouted at him. "Dad, why on Earth did you think that letter was for you? You knew I had applied for this college and was expecting the letter!"

Goku looked down in shame. "I'm sorry Gohan. I just really wanted to get out of the house, and the label they put on it was really um, not helpful. It didn't say 'Gohan Son' it said 'Son, G.'. Everybody in our house is 'Son G.'. Well except your mother."

"Listen dad. I'm sorry for yelling. You can just get a little, frustrating sometimes."

"How so?"

"How so? Remember that time we were trying to set up that satellite for the T.V.?"

"Oh yeah...sorry about that."

"It's just that sometimes you can do really dumb things and it's irritating."

"I know. But it's not my fault."

Brolly walked over and stepped between the two. "Ka ka. Kakarot Ka ka rott ott. Ka ka, Kakarot. Ka ka, aka rott ott raka."

The two stared at Brolly then nodded.

"Of course!" Gohan said.

"Wow, that's perfect!" Goku said.

The two Sons hugged as Brolly gave Turles a nod of approval and Videl just looked confused.

"What the hell did he just say?"

As Turles was about to explain what Brolly had said to her there was another knock at the door. Gohan opened it and his mother came storming in followed by Goten.

"Goku! What do you think you're doing here? All this time I thought you were-" Chi Chi suddenly paused when she looked at Videl. "Why are you wearing a toga?"

"...it's comfy..."

"Go put on some normal clothes. That goes for the rest of you too!"

"Yes Mrs. Son." Turles said as he and Brolly grabbed some clothes and walked out while Videl walked into the bathroom.

"Now where was I? Oh yeah. All this time I thought you were at home! Why did you leave without my permission?"

Goku held up the letter. "You said I could only leave if I had expressed written permission. You didn't say where the expressed written permission had to come from."

Chi Chi suddenly stopped talking as Videl walked out of the bathroom dressed in her normal attire and Turles and Brolly walked back into the room wearing their normal clothes.

"You've got a point there." She said.

Everybody let out a sigh of relief as Chi Chi smiled. "I'll try to be more specific next time. Now let's go home, there's a table there only you can probably put together."

"Sure thing Chi Chi. Come on Goten let's go home."

"Okay and dad."

"Yes son."

"I never want to see Styrofoam again."

"Um, okay."

As the three left Gohan, Videl, Turles and Brolly let out a sigh of relief.

"I'm glad that's over." Turles said.

"Ka ka." Brolly agreed. "Ka ka, rott ka."

"See ya Brolly." Gohan said as the Saiyan left the room.

Videl was about to leave when she noticed Gohan's new schedule on the desk.

"Um, Gohan, I think you should see this." She said handing him the piece of paper.

"What is i-" Gohan began reading new schedule then froze. He stood still then his bottom lip began quivering, his eyes rolled back in his head and he fainted.

"Well, he took it better than I expected." Videl laughed leaving the room and Turles with an unconscious Gohan.

"Don't worry kid. I'm sure there's still time to change your classes."

Suddenly the P.A. system turned on. "Attention new students, all classes have now been finalised. There will be no more changes. Thank you for choosing Satan City College for your advanced learning and we hope you enjoy your year."

"Oh, well, never mind."

-

That night Sharpener finally managed to drag himself over to his room.

"Oh man, that was hard." He sighed opening the door.

There was a flash of lightning and a down pour of rain outside as his new roommate turned around to greet him.

"Well hello there, you must be Sharpener. My name's Radditz."

Radditz got up to greet him as Sharpener dropped to his knees.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

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The End