Mai: Hey I haven't updated this in sooooooooo long. Actually a friend of mine who read this told me that she would murder me if I didn't update soon. I know you're reading this and you know who you are. So this chapter is dedicated to her because without her I might not have written this chapter for ages. Anyway this chapter is pretty short but I think it's really funny. So enjoy!
Disclaimer: If I owned Shaman King Yuki would be in it but she's not so there's your proof that I don't own it.
"TAO!" I yelled extremely pissed as I burst out the bathroom wrapped in a towel. "You bastard! Give me my clothes back!"
"Takahasi, what are you yelling about now?" Ren muttered coming out of his room in his pajamas. Well actually he just sleeps in his training pants. I had to admit that he did look sexy not that I was interested, I'm just observant.
"It's simple, when I went in the shower I left my clothes in a nice little pile by the sink. I got in the shower and five minutes later the nice warm water turned cold and I heard a flushing sound and the door closing. Then when I got out of the shower my clothes were gone. Now who here would do such a thing? I know: you!" I told him venomously.
"Well for once your barking up the wrong tree. I just woke up. I haven't had time to mess with you yet," he said in a would be innocent voice.
"You expect me to believe that bullshit, Tao?" I asked almost laughing. He and I both knew that he woke up at dawn to train. "You really must be losing your touch. Now if you'll kindly give me my clothes back I'll consider letting this one slide."
"Fine you got me, Takahasi. I'll give you your clothes back," he said. "I'll go get them."
"Thanks," I said suspiciously as he went back into his room to get them.
"Here you are," he said tossing me my clothes. I caught them quite gracefully to his obvious displeasure.
"Now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the locked bathroom." So I took the rest of my shower in peace barely noticing that Ren had given up way too easily. After I finished drying my hair I noticed that something was wrong with my clothes. Ren had splattered paint all over my clothes as well as painted the words 'All hail the glorious King Ren' on my shirt. It was like he was asking for death, so I decided to give it to him.
"TAO!" I yelled so loud that I think there might have been some people in Canada who didn't hear me. "Where is he!" I demanded of the first person that passed me in the hall (who happened to be Horo-Horo) in a menacing tone.
"H-he left t-ten m-minutes ago," Horo stammered terrified. Everyone (well except Ren but he's a fearless bastard of a moron) knew by now that when I was angry they should run as far away as they can as fast as they can or just in case something they did managed to piss me off even further.
It didn't take me long to locate the bastard. He was training out in the middle of the woods making no attempt at all to be quiet or subtle. Actually I found him because some people were muttering about some psycho training alone in the woods.
I snuck up quietly while I tried to figure out the perfect revenge plan. I finally came up with an absolutely genius plan as I crept up behind him. I took out a pulled out a piece of paper and a pen and slowly and carefully scribbled a note, which I carefully lowered down into the bag of targets he had brought with him. Then I silently crept back to the hotel evilly grinning. He had no idea what he was up against.
Mai: Please review but remember flames are mean nasty things that I will turn on their owners while I roast marshmallows for my s'mores. If you don't like it then don't read it.