The odd couple

Link woke with a start the last thing he remembered was the master sword and the mysterious shard locked in combat before he was swallowed by the vortex with Zelda beside him. Link got up and looked around something wisent right but he couldn't tell what he walked over a small pond he was near the ground seemed uneven and he almost fell over a few times.

"You're a funny looking girl"

"What girl I'm not a girl I am link I might look funny to you but I am no girl"

"So I guess boys wear dresses where you come from"

"Dress this is my…what the… why am I wearing Zelda's clothes wait were is Zelda"

"Well I'm Paine I'm no Zelda but I can help you my cross dressing friend"

"How could this happen I must find Zelda"?

"Well I will help you because my friends are missing too"

"Do you know where I can find a place to change clothes at"?

"Sorry I was swallowed by a vortex and I ended up here"

"Well we both have the same problem but I might be able to explain the vortex"

"You can tell me all about it while we try to find civilisation"

"Ok let me take these off"

"I think you might need those shoes I can teach you how to walk in them"

"Ok"

As Paine tried to teach link how to walk in heels an unknown assailant was creeping in the bushes the strange creature leaped out and attacked.

"what a lizafos how did one end up in this world"

"I don't know what a lizafos is but I will kill it because you cant fight in heels"

"Don't worry I think I have the hang of it lets go"

Lizardman jumped at link but link jumped to the side and went to draw his sword when he realised he didn't have it. Lizard man made another attempt at link but Paine blocked its path and kicked it in the head Lizardman recoiled from the kick but lunged again with his axe. Paine held up a small device and a light began to form around her. The light disappeared and Paine was wearing bell-bottom pants and a fancy top she also had a steeple hat on. Paine aimed the palm of her hand at lizardman.

"burn in hell…FIRE"

flame shot from paine's hand and it engulfed lizardman. Link looked on in amazement as lizardman recoverd from the fire and ran back into the bushes.

"I see you have some skill I could have helped but Zelda must have my sword"

"Would your sword happen to be a strange magic sword that seems to glow"?

"Yes you know where it is"

"It almost hit me in the head I was going to pick it up but it went against my judgment so I left it behind I can show you where it is but you might have to get your pretty dress wet"

"Ha ha ha very funny"

Link followed paine as she dived into the water. He had trouble swimming in a dress but they soon found a faint glow. They started to head toward it and finally found the master sword. link picked it up and swam back to the surface he was low on air and the dress was really heavy in water everything was fading before his eyes and he started to lose conscious and than he blacked out.

Note: yes I know link is wearing zelda's dress its for comedy so stay with me I don't hate link I just think stuff like that is funny and there might be more but it wont ruin the story I hope