Poogle's Giant Rant About, 'The Snake Survives':
Yeah, as you can see, I was feeling a little down after Marta died. Karen came up with the idea to write something for Marta, but I did it first (rubs it in Karen's face). Sorry Karen, I took a bath and what can I say, I'm inspired by baths (joke from the First Pokemon movie). Anyway, this isn't part of the poem, this is more of my, my afterthoughts, my authors note, (Scooter: Your giant rant.) Exactly! My giant rant, that's the words I'm looking for. So, sorry if there were any spoilers there, didn't mean to do anything, but mostly I only know what they've shown us on adult swim, except for a small chunk Karen spoiled for me. So, I made Ed an Eagle, why, I'm not exactly sure, but it fits, doesn't it? I made Al a Cat mostly because of 'Fullmetal vs. Flame', that and the fact that everything they sell for 'Fullmetal Alchemist' is covered in cats. I made Pride the Devil, 'cause, you know what, he is, DIE IN A HOLE PRIDE! I made Dante a Creature, well, because, to be honest, I'm not sure what she is. I made Greed a Shark because Karen and I always make jokes (not any disrespect intended, we love Greed!) about how he has 'shark teeth'. I don't mean to be insulting to Rat fans by making Kimbly a Rat, I love rats and I'm a Yuki person. It just seemed to be the only word to fit, and 'Pile of Poo' just didn't have the right ring to it. Sorry Karen! (Karen ready to throw her two rats at Poogle) Lets see, I made Tucker a Monster, 'cause you know what, he is, even before he looked it, he was a filthy monster. That's Gluttony, our bottomless Pit that apparently has a crush on Lust… And sorry Fox lovers and Lust haters, I hate Lust, but I love foxes, it just seemed to fit to make her a fox, and I was kinda uninspired for that part. I made due, alright! Finally, I know there was a Scorpion guy with them, I just decided to leave him out, bad Poogle. I'll now punish myself for being so bad by smacking myself with the nearest random object (I actually did) which happens to be an old cereal box freebie CD. OK, I think that's about it for my rant. Wow, I limited it to under a page in 'Word'!
Marta, rest in peace.