A/N: Hiya people! Auin and Tsubame gave me more ideas... Thank you... I have to put them here, again... Okay... Akeedacrest and cowluver added me as one of their favorite authors. I'm happy since that's like my second story... Sorry to Matron Raenee, and thank you for forgiving me. It was an easy mistake right? No harm intended. Now... What if I (The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester) write Tragedy and Angst stories! Just a thought... I'll probably fail miserably though... On with the story! -The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester-
Ps. The Ya Virus was supposed to be a one chapter story... But it looked so long... and I needed to think more... I also wanted you people to get to read more funny stories! Remember, laughing is healthy for you! (No kidding...)
So... Chapter 2 of the Ya Virus!
"Tidus... I'm tired from walking... Can't we just give up, ya?" asked Yuna. (A/N: Who else! A Hypello!)
"Ya, let's..." said Tidus.
"Brother! Pick us up, ya!" Yuna called into that... radio / walkie-talkie thing...
"I'm coming Yuna! Just count 1 to... We're here, ya!" replied Brother.
"That's one fast flying object, ya?" commented Tidus.
"Come on! Let's go in already!" said Yuna already boarding the Celsius.
So both of them just entered the airship, when all of a sudden...
"Hey look! A lift! Hey, pretty buttons, ya?" went Tidus.
"No, Tidus! Don't touch that! Bad Tidus, bad! Stop! HALT! I FORBID YOU TO TOUCH THE BUTTONS!" yelled Yuna.
But Tidus already pushed a button. The lift went up to the deck, and Tidus ran out. Yuna ran after him and caught him and stuffed him in the lift again. Tidus pushed another button while Yuna wasn't looking (A/N: I don't know how she managed not to look at him in a lift...It's a small space... Maybe she was checking her nails or something.) and ran out. This time they were at the engine room where they ran into Cid.
"Hey, what're you guys doing here, ya?" asked Cid.
"I don't remember you being on the ship, Uncle Cid... ya?" said Yuna thoughtfully.
"Well, I'm here ain't I? What? A father isn't allowed in his own children's little ship? Well, now I'm just obseving this engine for who-knows-how-long and keeping my stuff in those little treasure chests. But I don't know why they keep disappearing, ya?"
Yuna started blushing and muttered, "Let's go back into the lift Tidus..." While Tidus was just blinking, not knowing what to do. So Yuna ran towards the lift (A/N: In her trademark girly run again! XD) and Tidus just followed like the obedient little six-year-old, uh, loyal friend he was. Tidus somehow managed to push ANOTHER button while Yuna was probably covering her face in guilt. So the lift came into a stop and the doors opened. Tidus stepped out and tugged Yuna out of the lift.
"What's this place, ya?" asked Tidus.
"Um, this is the cabin. We can rest, and buy stuff from Barkeep here, ya?" said Yuna walking towards Barkeep.
"Mish Yoona. What can I doo for yoo, YA?" asked Barkeep.
"Wow, Barkeep! You sound funny, ya?" commented Yuna.
"Noo I don't, YA?"
"YESH YOO DOO, YA?" said Yuna imitating Barkeep with a/n (amazingly) matching face.
"I've been like theesh for a loong time, and yoo realise only now, YA?"
"No, you just keep saying ya... ya?" said Yuna, dropping the impersontation and the UGLY face.
"Yeah, you pretty much do... Are you an experiment bred from a Smurf and a frog?" asked Tidus.
"Yeah, you are ya?" agreed Yuna.
"No I'm not! I'm a Hypello... and proud of it?" said Barkeep.
"Riiiiiight... ya? That's the best joke I've ever heard!" said Tidus, bursting into laughter.
"Ya, same here!" said Yuna, laughing...
"Shtop it? Please? YA?" said Barkeep.
Then the lift doors opened and Cid walked in.
"What's all the commotion abou- OH MAKER OF COOL MACHINES! WHAT THE FARPLANE IS THAT! Ya?" yelled Cid, pointing at Barkeep. Cid didn't wait for an answer. He just grabbed the thing (Barkeep) and ran toward the lift. After Tidus and Yuna finally managed to calm down from laughing and were massaging their sore sides, Cid came back.
"You kids alright?" asked Cid with a worried tone.
"If I hadn't come in time, who knows what could've happened to you guys, ya?" he continued.
"Um, uncle? Ya?"
"Isn't it a good thing I got rid of it in the easiest way possible?
" Why Uncle Cid? What did you do, ya?"
"Easy! I dropped it off the deck! It's just like getting rid of spiders! You don't kill it, you capture it and release it into the wild! Ya?"
Tidus and Yuna stared at Cid. Cid was smiling as if he defeated Sin or Vegnagun or something. Tidus and Yuna blinked and sweatdropped.
"What're we gonna tell Brother?" asked Yuna.
"We'll tell him that we cut the costs for spending on the ship!" said Tidus, thinking in an optimistic way.
So the three walked into the ship and arrived at the bridge. (A/N: If you guys were curious of HOW they managed to get there, Yuna grabbed Tidus' hands and placed them behind his back while Cid pushed the button to go to the bridge.)
"VYDRAN! Fryd yna oui tuehk rana!" (Father! What are you doing here!) blurted out Rikku.
"I was in the engine room all the time. You guys just never checked." said Cid simply.
"Brother! We cut the costs of the Celsius, ya?" said Tidus, unsure of who he was actually talking to. (A/N: They were never introduced right? Or were they? If they did, then Tidus could'nt see Brother at the Driver's seat... The seat covered Brother from view...)
"Really! Great! what did you do? Ya? replied Brother.
"Nothing. Uncle Cid just threw Barkeep off the deck. Ya?" said Yuna.
"Well, they bounce right? They don't make much damage when they drop too, ya?" asked Buddy.
Meanwhile... A blue object was falling from the sky heading for somewhere.
"Hey look my monkey friends! A poor little bluebird is falling!" yelled Isaaru.
The monkeys all ran to one side and Isaaru was on another side. They were all chanting and raising their little fists in the air. They were all talking in thier little monkey way. Let's all see what the monkeys were saying...
"I bet you my banana that the blue object will land on the nut's head." said one.
"I bet you my little twig and two bananas that the blue object's a Hypello AND it'll land on the nut's head."
"Deal?"
"Deal!"
Issaru was too busy obseving the "bluebird". "Hey that's not a little bluebird! That's a Hy"- SPLAT!
"Hand over that banana, dude."
"Darn, you win again..."
Okay... Back to the Celsius...
"Why's Paine so quiet, ya?" asked Yuna.
"Because pain can't talk in words... it's usually felt..." replied Tidus thoughtfully.
"No, silly! Paine! Paine is that lady in black with that intimidating sword, ya?" said Rikku.
Tidus looked over to Paine who was glaring at Rikku (A/N: No reason... Not much to do when you are quiet... and trying to avoid saying YA in a Swedish accent.)
"Paine's feeling shy now, ya Paine?" said Rikku with an evil grin.
"No I'm not! In case you haven't noticed, everyone we know has the Ya virus! Nobody's "Ya" sounds as bad as mine tohugh, YA!" said Paine, with the Swedish accent and wide eyes for the "ya". (A/N: Just remember, whenever Paine says ya, there's the Swedish accent and the wide eyes...)
"Oh... Is that why we couldn't find Wakka?So we were just hearing ourselves..." muttered Yuna.
"Really? It sounded so much like him..." muttered Tidus back. (A/N: FINALLY! They realised they were hearing themselves and not Wakka, only now!)
"Hey, let's go pick up everyone else with the Ya Virus. Maybe we can get samples from each of us and I'll be able to find a cure, ya?" said Shinra.
"Let's go pick up the Crimson Squad members! I bet they got affected too, and I can't wait for them to hear Paine talk, ya?" suggested Rikku.
"Let's just get rid of this virus, ya?" said Buddy, already checking the locations of Gippal, Baralai, and Nooj.
"Mad'c ku! Kimmgehkc, suja uid!" (Let's go! Gullwings, move out!) said Brother.
"Whatever, just step on it already, ya!" said Cid.
"Rikku... A shiny metal object wants to meet you... or any part of you, YA!" said Paine.
Rikku ran away from Paine, giggling because of Paine's "ya's" and Paine was on her heels, muttering incoherently to herself but the Swedish ya's were still audible and her eyes would still go wide.
Um, sorry for cutting it with still no Baralai or Kimahri or Gippal or Nooj... Sorry also for promising them in the next chapter. The story turned out to be long again because I just think it is, and personally I hate stories that cut at the good parts... It just annoys me, and the author probably finds it amusing. Well, I don't find this funny(cutting the story at the good parts), and so if everything goes well, I'll probably have chapter three out pretty soon. Sorry again if I wasted your time... I'm so damn busy... I only have weekends to wirte and post stuff...Weekends of SUMMER! How sad is that! Summer already feels like school...