A/N: I'm not using a translator:D Oh, and I found out that I can write beautiful songs and poems... but then they're all sad for some reason... So I don't think I can place them here cuz that's just gonna go against my pen name... Can you imagine sad poems by The Hyper Al Bhed JOKESTER! Nope? Oh well... By the way... I didn't know any names for the Ronso... so I used the Ronso Fang's blitzball members... My team (the Gullwings) are lvl 50+ and won 100+ times... I'm so proud of them. Half of my team is Al Bhed too... Oh wait, I have to thank tsubame7 and Matron Raenee... for reasons that have yet to be verified. Thanks also to SoCra-Z! Check out her stories, cuz they rock! Thanks to Aure... for a nice suggestion when I got desperate.
Chapter 3- Time to collect the other victims, ya?
(A/N: Let's check up on two members of the Crimson Squad... They're both in the same area anyway... Off to Djose!)
Gippal was harrasing/telling his Al Bhed Machine Faction people to make the coolest machina ever... A slurpee machine. "Mad'c syga drec naym vycd! E fyhd drec tuha huv!"(Let's make this real fast! I want this done now!) ordered Gippal. "Oac, pucc..." (Yes, boss...)the Al Bhed sighed. "We'll be the first Al Bheds to taste slurpees, ya? Yahoo!" yelled Gippal. The Al Bhed yell too, because of thier excitement to taste a cup o' slurpee. Nooj just stayed in Gippal's room and plots his own death... again. Why's Nooj in Gippal's room? Cuz Gippal didn't want any more accidents like Nooj being mistaken for a part again, and have the slurpee machine produce slurpees that taste a bit like blood and oil mixed together. (A/N: Well... Gippal sure seems happy... Let's go check up on Baralai!)
Baralai is just reaching the end of a very important speech to the public, so... "Therefore, I conclude that Hypellos ARE the missing link between smurfs and frogs! Ya?" said Baralai. The people crowd started talking to one another. They were all agreeing at what a smart guy Baralai is, and how Hypellos do look like large smurfs and frogs put together. After the speech, Baralai went back into his grand residence. He asked one of his servant if he did well. "Well sir, you were okay. But then you must have unconciously said "Ya?" at the end of your speech, sir." said the servant very humbly. "You're just very lucky that your mother wasn't here to hear that or you'll be in trouble again." she added. Baralai nodded and thought, "Mother always thought that I should speak properly. If she ever caught me speaking like Gippal... I'd hate to think of what will happen to me..."
(A/N: Let's check on someone else again! Wheee!)
"Kimahri is a good leader. But Kimahri always quiet. Gazna think he forgot what Kimahri's voice sound like." Gazna Ronso grunted. "Basik go with Gazna to talk to Kimahri. Basik also wants to hear Kimahri's voice." Basik grunted back.
So the two blue ogres, I mean, Ronso lugged over to wherever the hell Kimahri stays.
"Ahh... Kimahri see Ronso's Blitzball team members coming here. Kimahri wonder what they want..." Kimahri thought.
Kimahri walked out of... Let's pretend he had a cave... So Kimahri was at the mouth of his cave and waited patiently for Basik and Gazna.
Gazna stood beside Kimahri but Basik was a little slow so he was a few steps away from Kimahri. When he did reach Kimahri, he stood right in front of him and roared, "KIMAHRI! GAZNA WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU SOUND LIKE AGAIN!" in Kimahri's face.
"..." was how Kimahri replied as he merely blinked. "Kimahri think he's stupid. Avalanche will come and bury him..." thought Kimahri.
Sure enough, an avalanche DID come and buried whatever was in front of Kimahri, mainly Basik. Gazna's eye twitched and Gazna faced Kimahri. "Does Kimahri think Basik will live! Gazna need him for Blitzball team!" Gazna asked in shock.
(If you look up on what's on top of the mouth of the cave... There was a band of Al Bhed people who... uh, "accidentally" set off the explosives as Basik roared... and thus burying him in the snow)
"Kimahri will look for replacement for team. It Basik fault for roaring in my face. That punishment for roaring in Kimahri's face, ya?" said Kimahri with a straight face.
"What? Gazna think Kimhri sounds funny... Maybe Kimahri sound funny after being stuck with puny humans for long time..." Gazna says. "Gazna think that reason why you talk funny or that really how Kimahri speak. Everybody forgot how Kimahri speak. Maybe this is Kimahri's true speech." he continued. Gazna punched a hole in the snow, pulled out Basik and trudged home.
"What did Gazna say? Kimahri was too busy thinking, ya?" said Kimahri to himself.
(...that... was... interesting? Back to the Celsius we go! Wheeeee!)
Brother was running around screaming "Oy!" (Ya!) every now and then, and Rikku was chasing him. Paine was standing in her regular spot, shaking her head and keeping silent. Shinra was still at his giganto computer typing random stuff, researching, and attempting to find a cure... I think. Yuna was at the cabin, busy giggling at Tidus' impersonation of Wakka... which was easy for him to do because of the virus. Cid added some improvements here and there on the Celsius... and still stays in the Cabin. Buddy was searching for the other people inflictied with the annoying disease.
"Hey guys! I found the other former members of the Crimson Squad, ya?" says Buddy triumphantly.
"Yay! Let's go pick 'em up! Wait 'til they see Dr. P, ya?" squealed Rikku as she ran away from Paine AND was still chasing Brother.
"E mega du suja ed, suja ed! E mega du suja ed, suja ed! E mega suja ed, suja ed! E mega du?" (I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! I like to?) sang Brother out loud as he was dancing AND leading Rikku and Paine around in circles.
"SUJA ED, oy!" (MOVE IT, ya!) answered Rikku.
Shinra stood on the back of his seat. "Can you guys keep it down? It's hard to find a cure, ya?" he said and sunk back into his chair.
Brother stopped and hopped over to Shinra. "Are you sure you're finding a cure? You could be chatting on Yahoo! Messenger for all I know!" he said with accompaning hand movements that made him look like her was doing a dance of some sort.
Brother peeked into Shinra's screen and found out3 things:
1. Shinra's id is: albhedwunderkid
2. He was also chatting with Matron Raenee.
3. He was roleplaying asahotdog of doom
Brother's face froze with shock. "Oui... Oui fana dra hot dog of doom!" (You... you were the hot dog of doom?) he yelled and pointed at Shinra's face. "Oui cyet oui fana 7 vaad dymm yht mud'c uv udran cdivv!" (You said you were 7 feet tall and other stuff!) he continued.
"YOU on the otherhand, said you were the coolest guy around with adoring fanclubs..." replied Shinra.
"Fanclubs? The only "fanclubs" you have are those stuffed animals you have in your room, YA?" Paine said and covered her mouth after the Swedish "ya" and her eyes widened. Paine growled and remained silent once more.
"What's wrong Paine?" teased Rikku as Gippal and Nooj came out of the elevator.
"Hey everybody! Are we having a reunion or something? Hey it's Dr. P, ya!" greeted Gippal cheerfully.
"Dr. Pia? Who's Dr. Pia?" asked Brother.
Everyone ignored Brother and chatted some more.
"Gippal and Nooj! We got you here because you people are stricken with the Ya! Virus... So yeah, make yourselves comfortable while we go and pick up Baralai and Shinra finds a cure." said Buddy.
"BUT Shinra's NOT looking for the cure, ya?" whined Brother and pointed accusingly at the Yahoo! Messenger displayed in the computer screen.
"I am! I'm asking Matron Raenee right now if she might have any idea where we might find a cure... ya?" argued Shinra.
"Um, just curious Shinra... Why her, ya?" asked Rikku.
"She's an authoress... They have some power over us in this fanfiction realm..." replied Shinra.
"...Fryd?" (...What?) asked Brother.
"It'll be too complicated for you to grasp, and also difficult for me to explain... I'm just a kid after all... ya?" replied Shinra simply.
"...why did you people interrupt me?" asked Nooj icily.
"Pardon me? I didn't see you doing anything... I thought you boarded the Celsius on you own free will..." said Buddy.
"WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT ME PLOTTING MY OWN DEATH?" yelled Nooj.
"Aha! Success!" interrupted Shinra.
Shinra jumped on his chair and faced everyone and said, " After being huggled several times and being called kawaii over and over again, Matron Raenee sadly apologized and said she couldn't help us with our predicament even though she wanted to... She says that she has no power over other authors' or authoress' fanfictions, but she said she'll torture OUR author to make him make a cure..."
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?" asked Gippal.
"It depends on your perspective, ya?" suggested Shinra and he went back to typing and checking in his computer.
"Hey! I'm making this thing land and we're picking up Baralai!" yelles Buddy suddenly.
Baralai appears from the elevator. "How'd I get here, ya?" he asked as the elevator closed then re- opened to reveal Cid.
"I made a few modifications to this ship... and now it can teleport stuff!" says Cid proudly.
After a moment of silence...
"Hey! I'll go and add even more improvements in the engine room! See ya!" says Cid and disappears in their elevator/teleporter.
"Uh... okay... That was weird, ya?" said Buddy.
"STOP INTERRUPTING ME!" yelled Nooj.
"Um... Gippal and I will go and keep Nooj in the cabin... ya?" suggested Baralai.
As Gippal and Baralai took hold of Nooj's arms, Buddy announced "We're at Mt. Gagazaet. Expect Kimahri at the elevator..." and sure enough Kimahri appeared.
"What... happening?" asked Kimahri.
"Kimahri!" squealed Rikku happily as she dragged him away from the elevator.
"Kimahri wonder why everoyne is here, ya?" asked Kimahri and blinked.
"Well, we're just collecting everyone so we can apply the cure once I manage to make or find one, ya?" replied Shinra.
"Okay, NOW Baralai and I are gonna go and bring Nooj to the cabin." announced Gippal. "You coming, Dr. P?" he asked Paine.
Paine just shook her head while covering her mouth.
"What's up with you?" Gippal asked Rikku while pointing at Paine.
"Hee hee... Why don't you ask her yourself, Gippal? It'll be funny... ya?" says Rikku with a mischivious grin on her face.
"Alright then. You alright Paine?" asked Baralai. "Ya?" he oddly added after a while.
Paine nodded but still covered her mouth.
"You got braces or something Paine?" asked Gippal.
"NO DAMMIT! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Paine yelled.
"It's gonna come any moment now..." said Rikku while doing her usual dog-paddling movement thing.
"What's gonna co-?" Gippal was about to ask but he got interrupted by this loud "YA!" that sounded Swedish and he noticed Paine's eyes went big for a moment and then her covering her mouth.
"Oooh... That... ya?" said Gippal. (A/N: The "Oooh... That..." part sounded like someone who's gonna play a prank after finding someone's weakness. But then Gippal's "ya" sounded kinda weak... like someone just kicked him... in the um... owie spot...)
"Um, let's all just go... Nooj somehow fell asleep again... and his drool about to touch me if we don't move!" Baralai panicked. So Paine, Baralai, Gippal, and Nooj went to the cabin.
"Kimahri will stay in hallway..." Kimahri growled and left the bridge.
"Mad'c ku Gullwings! We're off to Besaid Island, oy!"(Let's go Gullwings!) yelled Brother as he hopped to the driver's... place. (A/N: It's not exactly a seat, okay! I can't describe it...)
"Alright! Oy..." agreed Brother.
"Yeah... Let's go and visit Wakka and Lulu, ya?" agreed Shinra. "This must be the first smart move Brother's ever made, ya?" asked Shinra.
"Really? I just wanted to visit the first place my finger pointed at in the map and it pointed at Besaid Island, oy?" replied Brother thoughtfully.
"I take it back..." replies Shinra and shakes his head.
Later... At night time...
"I'm sleepy..." commented Rikku and jumped in the seat beside Brother's to take a nap.
"Cmaab tekrd!" (Sleep tight!) Brother says to Rikku while she snuggled in her seat.
"Hekrd, Brother..." (Night, Brother...) murmured Rikku as she fell asleep.
"Rao, Buddy..." (Hey, Buddy...) Brother asked.
"Oy?" (Ya?) asked Buddy.
"Ev fa cyi "Ya" yc "oy"... Fryd ev fa fana benydac? Fa't pa cyoehk "Yoa" vun "Aye" nekrd?" (If we say "Ya" as "Oy"... What if we were pirates? We'd be saying "Yoa" for "Aye" right?) asked Brother.
"Brother... fryd sygac oui drehg uv ymm draca drehkc?" (Brother... what makes you think of all these things?) asked Buddy.
"E tuh'd ghuf... oy?" (I don't know, ya?) Brother replied blankly.
Next Chapter, "BESAID and possibly THE CURE!" I bet you all hate me now... Phew...