Look this is my first Artemis Fowl fic so be nice!
Warnings: Spoilers for The Opal Deception which I have and have already read. Also I got the idea for this fic from a manga I recently read so yeah.
Disclaimer: I don't own Arty-kun and most likely never will. Oh and I can't spell to save my life and my memory is currently not working well do to the insomnia I just recently found out I have so if anything needs changing please review me with a nice friendly correction. Thank you.
Artemis Fowl: Mind Breaking
St. Bartleby's School for Young Men has just gotten out for summers break that, to Artemis, seemed unnecessary but welcomed. He was being hounded by new psychiatrists who had recently gotten smarter and were now working with him two at a time. Even so they were still losing more psychiatrists than kids losing their lunch because of school cafeteria food.
Butler was waiting for Artemis by the school gate the car on and ready to head home.
The drive home was uneventful until a small thump was heard on the roof of the car.
Short & Digumms P.I. Agency, Haven
Holly was filing paper work and getting used to her new cramped office when her com. rang signaling Foaly had something juicy for her and it wasn't an apple.
Ever since Holly had left the L.E.P. Foaly had been bored out of his mind with no one to test out his new gadgets. So he agreed that if he found her some clients or any leads he would contact her, mostly because if his new commander found out he might burst a blood vessel.
"Holly, is that you?" Came Foaly's voice, "I have something good for you. It gets you on the surface and you might get to work with Artemis…." Foaly then proceeded to make kissing noises over the communicator.
"Foaly that's not right he's way too young for me and I don't feel that way about him. But any way," She continued when the noises stopped, "what's going on up there that we need to concern our selves with?"
"Well," He began, "You know those creatures Frond created that needed to be sealed away?"
"Yeah…."
"Well I made an oopsie."
"What kind of oopsie could you have made?" Asked Holly not quite sure she wanted to know.
"I set them lose."
Holly near fainted then and there. "Why'd you do something like that Foaly I thought you were smart!"
"I was, I mean, I am. I just wanted to run a few tests, I mean come on there's only six of them Hol!"
"Well dose L.E.P. know about this?"
"No, do they…."
"Hold on," said Holly thinking back, "you said something about Artemis. What does he have to do with any thing?"
"I'm not stupid Holly. I did my homework, and it says that the only way to control them is a special power that Frond gave to the humans just in case. And I found the names of the humans and one of their names was inspired by the goddess Artemis just as her descendant's name is."
"So does that mean that Artemis has the power to control these creatures?"
"Well kind of, I mean yes he does but it's not like he knows that."
"O.K. Next question, how fast can you get me to Fowl Manor?"
"How fast do you want to get there?" The smile that spread across Holly's face could make a bull troll wet itself.
Butler's Car, The Middle of the Road
Someone was finding Artemis' annoyance quite amusing because said person was throwing rocks at Butler's car. Butler got out of the car (because if he kept driving he would have hit the person in front of him and I wouldn't get to torture poor Artemis ergo no story) to see who the heck was throwing rocks at the dang car. The rocks seemed to be coming from above so he scanned the building until he found a young girl no older than Artemis himself sitting on top of a semi tall business humming as rocks catapulted themselves at the car, then at him. One rock about the size of its target hit Butler in the head. Though that must've hurt seeing as how its target was his chest. Artemis got out of the car upon seeing Butler fall. He walked over to Butler until the rocks started hurling themselves at him. He ducked around the other side of the car and waited until the rocks seemed to get smart and curved around the car too. He dashed around the side of the building closest to the car when he heard a voice he didn't expect to hear in person for the next few years.
"Hey Artemis long time no see." Said former captain Holly Short.
"Nice to see you too but could you possibly tell me why some girl is throwing rocks at me yet hasn't touched a single one."
Just then the girl seemed to leap out of no where as a giant rock formation leaped out of the ground right in front of them.
Gasp! Never saw that one coming well anyway sorry for the over all sarcastic way the story was typed in but I hope you enjoyed it anyway! 5 Reviews and you get another chapter! And flames will be used with Mulches farts to blow up Fowl Manor so no flames please!