Me: I'm Cinderella at the ball, the matter's growing ten feet tall....
Bakura: What is she doing?
Andie: Singing a song from her new CD.
Yugi: That's like her thirtieth CD.
Kaiba: Do you count?
Yugi: O.O
Me: He does. Can anybody find me somebody to love....
Hiei: That's impossible. (He's referring to the song)
Sesshomaru: (staring at me)
Andie: You were saying. Find her somebody to love, Find her somebody to love......
Anzu: Normal disclaimers apply.
Me: Can anybody find me somebody to love.......
"" talking
' 'thinking
my narrating
(Andie's twisted ideas)
(A/N:)
Random Person: singing
Scene Change
Last time: "How in the name of Ra do you know Jounouchi's name?" Yugi asked, "Wait, in the name of Ra? I'm starting to sound like Yami? RUN!" he runs away screaming.
Andie's POV
"Sad" Nichole said, shaking her head.
"And you say I'm strange."
"Oh but Andie dearest, you are." she said to me.
"Sad, he had such an attachment to Yami too." Ryou said, shaking his head.
"What happened?" I asked.
"He left." Anzu said, sadly, (she must have loved him, either that or they were siblings, or husband or wife, or bacon and eggs, or-Wait, bacon and eggs? Breakfast!?! KAIBA!?!)
"Where?"
"Back to his time. Now anything that reminds Yugi of Yami he just runs away."
"You ain't doin' so good yerself Anzu."Jounouchi said.
"I know." All of a sudden, I had an idea.
"Hey guys," I piped up, "I have an idea."
"It better not be about the swarm of man eating gerbils or the spinning planet M&Ms or the total world domination by pigs again Andie."
"It's not. But you will see, the pigs will take over."
"Sure. This is coming from a girl who has a spork collection (do not make fun of her for that! It's a cool spork collection!)and argues with celery."
"They started it!"
"Sure, whatever. Just what is your idea?"
"Do you people remember the Isis dude?"
"Isis dude. Do you mean Ishizu?" Honda asked.
"Yeah, well, what if we found her and got her to open another time rift and just, ya know, visited Yami?"
"No, no way Andie. Nobody is playing hockey with my molecules again." Okay, that did it, time for 'the look'. I put on my puppy dog eyes, heck I looked Beast Boy in his kitty face.
"Oh no, oh crap, not that look, please Andie, no!" I still persisted, "Andie please, come on, oh alright. Fine."
"Yay!" I hugged her.
"Andie, too much love." I let go of her and Nichole started gasping for air.
"I'll call Ishizu," Anzu said, whipping out her cell phone, "I have her on speed dial."
"You have my sister on speed dial?" Malik asked.
"Please, I have everyone on speed dial." Anzu started scrolling down her list. All of a sudden, they heard ringing. I looked at Ryou.
"Hey Ryou, you pants are ringing."
"Huh?" he looks down at his pants, "Oh," Ryou takes out his cell phone, "Hello?"
"Ryou? What are you doing at Ishizu's house?" Anzu asked.
"Anno...Frankly, I don't know myself. Where are you?"
"Two feet in front of you. HI!" Anzu waved to Ryou. Nikki grabbed Anzu's phone and shut it off, she turned it back on and dialed Ishizu.
"Here." Anzu took the phone.
"Oh, wait guys she's picking up. Ishizu, Hey hi! Um, listen, can you do us a favor? Great, um can you get us to Egypt like, 5,000 years ago? You can? Great! Yeah, thanks bye!" Anzu hung up. "We'll be going shortly." she said. All of a sudden, a portal opened up underneath us. Everybody yelled, but I screamed HI as I fell.
Normal POV
Everybody fell out of the sky and into sand. Of course, they were dressed like ancient Egyptians. Nikki looked up and started spitting out sand.
"That's the last time I EVER go through another STUPID PORTAL AGAIN!" she yelled. All of a sudden, she looked at Andie who was doing a stupid dance.
"Sand, sand, glorious sand. You can squish it through your toes, you can sift it through you hands. The grass may be greener, the snow may be grand, but we're just crazy bout sand!"
"Andie, SHUT UP!" Nikki yelled.
"Just cool down Nikki," Yugi said, "Just cool down."
"How can I be calm when we're stranded in the desert, in the middle of nowhere, with no mode of transportation and only our backpacks! Yeah, I'm calm, I'M WAY CALM!" she trips on her dress, "and what the (Censored) is this!?!"
"Could've fooled me." Andie said, sticking a plastic spork in her mouth.
"It was sarcasm, Andie! Do you know what that means!?!"
"No," she replied, her voice dripping with sarcasm, "You know what, I think you're just afraid."
"Puh-lease, fear is not in my vocabulary." All of a sudden, they saw a band of robbers heading their way. It didn't help that their clothes were just screaming 'We're rich and all the girls are pretty'. Not at all. "Fear, noun, state of terror RUN!" everybody starts running away.
"This not my day!" Nikki yelled.
"Such is the consequence when you hang out with Yugi!" Honda yelled, running past her. All of a sudden, they came across another band of horses. Soon they were surrounded. Nikki inched closer to Ryou and Andie hid behind Jounouchi. Kaiba lets out a girly scream and Anzu bit her nail. The leader of the pack (Why am I thinking of Youko Kurama?)jumped off his horse and approached the group.
Me: I'm hungry.
Andie: You're always hungry.
Me: I am not!(steals ice cream from chibi hiei)
Chibi Hiei: (starts crying)
Andie: (gives him gallon of ice cream)
Chibi Hiei: (eats it in one bite)
Yuske: Dang he has a big mouth.
Hiei: (He's normal now) Watch it detective.
In background...........
Inu-yasha: (on roller blades) AHHHHHHHHHHH (pant, huff, huff) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mirouku: Lord Inu-yasha, you didn't even move.
Inu-yasha: I know.
Sarra: (She's appearing later) Tee Hee.(pushes Inu-yasha)
Inu-yasha: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE(lets out girly scream) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!(crashes into a bunch of boxes)
Me: (points and laughs) R and R please. Oh, and the riddle's done, the answer was m. That was only a one chapter thing cause I'm gonna have some of my friends come in, and by some, I mean a lot. But here's just a funny thing for you to read. (I'll have these at the end of every chapter)
Joke:
Me: Hey, Yugi, how do you spell imbicle?
Yugi: I-m-b-e-s-s-e-l-l.
Me: But the dictionary spells it I-m-b-i-c-l-e.
Yugi: You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelled it, you asked me how I spelled it, DUH!