Me: (pours artificially flavored sugar into bowl) YAY!(eats it)

Sarra: Not the grape flavored!!! NOOOO!(runs away)

Yamashira Raiel de'Ryu: (henceforth known as Raiel) What's so bad about that?

Me: (tapes plastic fork to ceiling fan and turns it on) Beware my wrath, evil fork!(points and laughs)

Raiel: Oh.

Yugi: She has another CD.

Andie: NOOOOO!!!!(runs away)

Yugi: That's like her 31st.

Me: Normal disclaimers apply! Lalala.... Yamashira de'Ryu owns Raiel and future characters. Lalalala....

Last time: The leader of the pack (Why am I now thinking of Youko Kurama?)jumped off his horse and approached the group.

Ancient Egypt-Yu-Gi-Oh! World

"I suppose this isn't a good time to say hi?" Nikki asked.

"No, it's not." he said.

"Wait, I know that voice, Bakura?"

"What!?!" Ryou yells, "That's Bakura! You've got to be KIDDING!!!!"

"Unfortunately, she's not." Bakura says, taking off his hood, "Long time no see Ryou. Tie them up." Some riders alight from their horses and seize the group.

Nikki's POV

'Just great,' I thought, 'We're being kidnaped, let's all party.'

'Well, you are too smart for your own good.'

'Who are you!?! Get out of my friggen head!'

'Can't, I'm you concience..'

'I could sue.'

'For what?'

'Are you always this annoying?'

'Yes.' I felt my wrists being tied together and, it was cutting off my blood circulation. And I for one don't want shriveled up wrists.

"Could you loosen that up a bit?" I asked my captor.

"Don't worry, you won't have these on for long." he said quietly.

"What?"

"Just trust me." Kinda hard, but alright. I'd play along. Why me, why, why is it always me?

"Oh my god Bakura," Anzu said, "Could you be a little more hostile?"

"Yes."

"Rhetorical."

Normal POV

When everybody was done being tied up, their captors mounted their horses again. Nikki kneeled down in the sand and blew a strand of hair from her face.

"As you can see," Bakura said, "resistance is futile."

"Repeat that in English." Andie said. All of a sudden, she felt her ropes being cut off.

"Don't turn around." a female voice murmured. 'Sarra.' Andie thought.

"You there." Bakura directed his attention to Nikki.

"Me?"

"Yes, you. Stand up."

"Why?"

"Because, I said so."

"Well, I'm an American buster and I'm not taking orders from anyone but me." she yelled standing up, so that they were face to face.

"That would appeal to me, why?"

"Because," Nikki's captor said, holding a sword up to Bakura's neck, "Your life is at stake, and as you can see, your fleet is resting for the moment." Everyone looked around and all but two of Bakura's bandits had been knocked out.

"Raiel, you traitor." Bakura muttered. The other rider dismounted and cut everyone's ropes.

"Thanks Sarra." Andie said, rubbing her wrists. Nikki watched as all the color returned to her wrists.

"Let's go." Raiel said remounting and holding out his hand to Nikki. She just stood there.

"Are you coming or not?" he asked her.

"Yeah."

"Then let's go." Nikki grabbed his hand and he pulled her up on his horse. And they set off. As they were galloping through the desert Raiel's hood slipped off, revealing his features. Hell, he was elfishly irresistible. He had long white hair and blood red eyes(Raiel: With night vision. Me: Right, with night vision). Nikki about fell off the horse right then and there.

"So how'd you get here?" he shouted over the sound of the horses.

"Time rift in the science room! And you?"

"Same."

"I'll bet your girlfriend misses you."

"Never had one. And you? I'll bet your boyfriend wants you back."

"She doesn't have one." Sarra said, throwing back her hood, revealing that she was Asian looking.

"Oh thanks Sarra." Nikki shouted, "Why don't you rent a Goodyear blimp and broadcast it over the whole tri-state area?" (Namely for us, Ohio, which is our home state, Indiana, and Michigan.)

"Maybe I will."

"F- you." Nikki mouthed to her, "So is that your name, Raiel?"

"Only a nickname. My full name is Yamashira Raiel de'Ryu."

"Long name."

"I know."

"But I like it."

"C'mon Fido," Jounouchi said riding past them, "Forward!"

"Guys, he named his horse." Mai said, obviously disgusted.

"So where are you guys going?" Sarra asked.

"We're gonna go see the Pharaoh." Otogi answered.

"Funny, we're heading there too."

"Well then, let's go." Five hours later, they came upon the palace. Raiel jumped off his horse and helped Nikki off.

"I never want to climb another horse again." she said, rubbing her bottom. Nikki takes her hair out of her pony-tail and redoes it. Raiel and Sarra lead them into the throne room. Yami sees them and silences the current speaker, High Preist Seto. Behind Yami and to the left were Captains Jounouchi and Honda. To the right were High Priests Ryou, Isis, and Malik.

"Dude, this place is whacked out." Andie said, looking around the room.

"Hey cool, I didn't know I was a stud in da past." Jounouchi said, poking his past self.

"Hey punk, don't touch me!" Captain Jounouchi yelled.

"Well den you get outta my face!" Jounouchi yelled back.

"Two mutts, life couldn't get worse." High Priest Seto said.

"Hey punk!" Andie yelled, "What did you say about my man!?!"

"Please, no fighting." Yami said. Too late. Andie already had High Preist Seto in a headlock. Meanwhile, Nikki was laughing so hard that she had to brace herself against Raiel in order to keep from falling. And, we'll save the little upcoming fight for the next chapter.

Me: (crack knuckles) That was along chapter.

Raiel: What the heck is going on between me and you?

Yuske: Geez, for a dude with like 50 kinds of vision, you sure are blind.

Raiel: What?

Kilala: (bites Inu-yasha's nose)

Inu-yasha: What the? What was that for!?!

Genkai: Could it be because you ate her cat food? Dimwit.

Inu-yasha: That was cat food? Sarra told me it was Ramen.(looks at Sarra)

Sarra: (whistles innocently)

Inu-yasha: (growls)

Sarra: (runs off leaving Sarra shaped cloud of dust behind her)

Me: (jumps into Raiel's arms in order to avoid being trampled) Please R&R. And Yamashira de'Ryu, please tell me how I'm doing with your character. The other however many there are characters that you submitted are on their way, plus one more!!!!!

Joke:

If Kenshin were alive today, what would he be famous for?

His AGE