Me: I need my music! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Everyone: (staring at me)

Me: I'm not weird, so just don't think of me like that. Okay?

Raiel: Too late.

Malik: (in background) I hate you, You hate me. Leave me alone and I shall spare your life-e. With some mind control and a decapitated Pharaoh's head, I now rule the world.(that was to the Barney song)

Pharaoh: O.O (runs away leaving pharaoh-shaped cloud of dust behind)

Me: I have just concluded something, which is scary cause I actually used my brain. Well, we can't legally own anything until we're 18 right? That means we don't own ourselves and I don't own any of the Animes listed in this fic, or Andie, or Sarra, or Raiel, or the upcoming character Shiri Kuno Ichi de'Ryu and Yamashira de'Ryu please tell me the pun in that, I don't get it. Then again, I don't get most things.

Nikki walks out between Andie and High Priest Seto dressed as a referee.

"Okay people, lets have a nice clean fight, no weapons and no swear words, am I clear?" Andie and Seto nod. "Good, on my mark, 3-2-1- GO!",she blows a whistle. Andie and Seto head in for each other and the screen freezes. You now see a pink koala in a forest of bamboo ,on a piece of bamboo, licking a bamboo leaf.

Me: Since this fic is PG rated, and this fight is rated PG-13, I am succumbed to show you this cute koala instead, until the fight is over.

Raiel: Of course, everything is rated nowadays.

You can hear fighting going on in the back ground along with that Space Jam song. (Ya know, the one that goes "Welcome to the Space Jam, so do your dance, do your dance yeah.") Meanwhile, you are forced to watch the koala who is still licking the same leaf.

Me: (in the background) WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!! OH, HOLY COW WHAT A THROW!! OH, HOH MAN I WISH YOU GUYS COULD SEE THIS!! WOOOO DOGGIE!! Wait, wait a second, I think they're done.(the screen goes back to normal and you see Seto with Andie in a headlock, punching her in the gut) Or not.

The koala picture returns. He looks at you and drops his leaf. Meanwhile you hear punching and swear words going on and then you hear Nikki yell, "HEY! I SAID NO SWEARING!! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE!?! MEMBERS OF WWE RAW!?!"

The koala turns his head toward the left of the screen and then looks back at you. He shrugs and climbs up the bamboo, out of sight. After five minutes of staring at an empty bamboo forest, the screen returns to normal and you see Andie standing on Seto ,on foot on his head and the other on his rump, with the American flag flying behind her.

"Don't you EVER insult my man!" she told everyone. Meanwhile, Nikki had returned to normal attire.

"I will never look at you two the same way again." Captain Honda said, his eyes really big.

"Yeah, I know, I never knew I had it in me." Andie said, scratching the back of her head, sweatdropping.

"Where did you learn to fight like that?" Yugi asked.

"My daily fights with Nikki."

"Andie!" Nikki yelled, running up and hugging her, "I'm so proud of you, I have taught you well, my young apprentice. May the force be with you."

"And the power of cheese!" Andie finished.

"Peace!" they both said, making piece signs toward the pharaoh. Sarra joins in the celebration and they do a victory voodoo dance around an unconscious High Priest Seto.

"Looks like someone needs to lay off the sugar." a girl says, walking in. She used to have black hair and blue eyes but now, she looked like Nikki.

"Shiri?" Raiel gasped, "Holy cow! How'd you get here?" Andie, Nikki, and Sarra stopped their voodoo dance.

"Yeah, how'd you get here anyway Scary?" Nikki asked.

"We came through a rift in the science room." Shiri answered.

"I was asking Sarra, not you, Shori."

"Shiri."

"Whatever." Nikki muttered 'Copycat' under her breath and unfortunately, Shiri caught on.

"What did you say?" she asked/yelled.

"I said, copycat. Need I spell it out, you're that slow?" That did it. Shiri let out a war cry and tackled Nikki and they ended up in a dust cloud fight.

"Really ladies," Raiel said, sweatdropping, "You needn't fight over me."

"DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF!!" they both yelled, stopping their fight for a second.

"Yes ma'ams." Raiel said. The fight continued. Yami rubbed his temples, these chicks were annoying him.

"Pharaoh, do you need a healer?" Isis asked.

"No, he doesn't." Sarra said, ignoring the fight rolling in front of her still going on between Nikki and Shiri, "Because, that's all horse hockey anyway. Doing a bunch of voodoo dances for nothing. HA!" Meanwhile, Andie was still doing a voodoo dance around Seto. Sarra throws a bottle of aspirin at Yami, "Take two and swallow with some water and your headache should go away in half an hour."

"It cures: nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach and diarrhea." Nikki said, pausing her fight for the moment.

"Dude, Nikki, no. That's Pepto Bismol." Sarra corrected.

"Oh, okay. YAY Pepto Bismol!" she resumes her fight. Sarra holds up a sign that has a picture of a screw and a baseball. (Get it, screwball. Haha. LAUGH!)

"Ya know,"Anzu said, "They're gonna end up killing each other."

"Nah, these things pass with her in like about five minutes." Sarra said. Finally, Shiri and Nikki stop fighting.

"Wanna go get a Pepsi?" Shiri asks.

"Sure." they get up and walk out of the throne room.

"Weird." Andie said.

"Totally." Sarra finished.

"But oh so pretty." Raiel piped up.

"Don't push your luck." Sarra warned, "Nikki hates guys. She's still in denial about the fact that no one's asked her out yet."

"I thought 'de Nile' was our main water supply." Captain Jounouchi said.

"Denial-noun, it means that Nikki is refusing to acknowledge or admit that she hasn't got a date and still stays at home on Saturday nights. And soon will be obsessing over it so much that she will soon become mental and her grade point average will sufficiently drop and someone will haul her off to a mental ward." Andie says, looking up from her Shonen Jump.

"Why say it when she already said it for me?" Sarra asks, throwing her arms up.

"And she will ultimately never get married, never have a family, and die a shriveled up, never been kissed virgin."

"Again, Why say it when Andie said it for me?"

"Who did what?" Nikki asks walking in with a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi, which is half gone.

"Oh god no!" Sarra yelled, "Too much caffeine! RUN!!!" she runs out of the room leaving a trail of dust behind.

"Hey Nikki?"

"What Andie?" she asks, drinking some more Pepsi.

"I just remembered that I saw your Shonen Jump on the table beside the time rift."

"Andie, you neglected to tell me this, why?"

"Dunno, I just remembered it now."

"Andie, come here." Nikki said motioning for her to come.

"Hm?" Nikki pounds her fist on Andie's head, "Ow." a bump was forming on her head.

"High priestess?" Nikki asks.

"Hai?"

"Can you get us back to our time please?"

"Yes, but I must warn you, there will be some challenges ahead of you."

"Well bring it on!" Raiel said, "We're ready!"

"Alright." a swirling purple portal opens up.

"Byez!" Nikki yells jumping through.

"See ya!" Sarra charges in.

"Arigato!" Andie yells.

"I'm going with em Yugi." Joey says, "Ya never know with Andie, she might need protectin."

"Alright Joey," Yugi says, "Good luck Joey, be safe."

"I will." he jumps through.

"Raiel, Shiri, go with them."

"But Pharaoh.."

"No buts, I insist. We all know how free spirited Nikki can get."

"I can still hear you." Nikki says from the other side. Raiel and Shiri bow and jump through. The portal closes.

Tinora Jr. High, Defiance OH

Everyone comes out in one big dog pile.

"That was fun." Andie says.

"Yeah, say that when you're on the bottom." Nikki had her chin resting in her hand and was drumming her fingers on the floor. Everyone gets off her.

"Alright." Nikki looks at the table where her Shonen Jump was, "Holy crappin fishes! It's gone."

"What's gone?"

"My Shonen Jump!" Nikki yelled at Raiel.

"Alright, just calm down."

"HOW CAN I BE CALM WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE (Censored) MY SHONEN JUMP IS!?!" All of a sudden, three more people walk in. Nikki tackles a girl with brown hair with blonde bangs, "Jenni, WHERE'S MY SHONEN JUMP!?!" (Pun, pun! Get it?)"

"I dunno."

"Do you know?" she asked a blonde haired boy. He shook his head, "Crap, thanks a lot Jason. What about you Alex?" a black haired boy shook his head, "Triple crap." She stands up and starts walking backwards.

"Where could it be?"

"Uh, Nikki?" Sarra said.

"It couldn't be in the lost and found..."

"Nikki..."

"Not in my locker..."

"NIKKI!!" Nikki trips over a chair back into the portal, grabbing Raiel's sleeve and taking him with her.

Naraku: (wearing shirt that says 'I love' and has and arrow pointing to the right where I stand)

Me: Uh, Kikyo, you wanna switch me places?

Kikyo: Sure.(trades me places)

Kilala: (bites Inu-yasha)

Inu-yasha: Now what!?! (takes sign off back, reading sign) Bite me. P.S. Sarra was here.

Sarra: (whistles innocently)

Inu-yasha: (growls)

Sarra: (runs away)

Inu-yasha: (chases while barking)

Me: Um, okay. See what I have to put up with? Day, after day, after day, after day.....

Naraku: God woman, shut up!

Sesshoumaru: (kisses me)

Naraku: That works. (Finally notices what's going on between him and his shirt) What the-?

Kagome: Review please!

Joke:

THE BEST INVENTION EVER:

An underwater lighthouse for submarines who lost their way.