Dude, I need a break from Punk'd… so here is some randomness from our good friend, Mr. Sladykins!
AgentM: Say hello to the nice writer, Kwazi!
Slade: Um… hello.
Well, I'm having Slade have his fun because-
Slade: Because I've been abused and tortured in "The Diary of the Crazed Apprentice" for too long!
AgentM: (restrains and gags Slade) Anyway, he gets a well-deserved break from all my craziness, so I'm going to let him run through the tv shows!
…………………….
(in Avatar: the Last Airbender)
Slade: Where am I?
AgentM: One of the greatest shows on the planet!
Slade: "Single Villains who live with their Mothers?"
AgentM: (wide eyed look)…
Slade: Not that I'm one of them! I'm married! Twice I think…
AgentM: (still wide eyed look)
Slade: Stop giving me a wide eyed look! Anyway, while I'm here, I might as well find an apprentice… (walks up to random character) Do you want to be my apprentice?
Zuko: You're what?
Slade: I like you scar, it makes you look very menacing. If you serve me, we'll rule the world.
Zuko: Where is the Avatar…? Have you seen the Avatar…? Are you hiding the Avatar…? Do you know anything about the Avatar…!
Slade: (turns head to AgentM) Who's he talking about?
AgentM: Aang, the last air bender. He's the main character that's supposed to save the world.
Slade: (turns back to Zuko) Yes, yes I do.
Zuko: Ok! I accept!
AgentM: We'll get back to you later! (zaps into another show)
……………………………
(Sailor Moon… or should I say…)
Fighting titans by moonlight,
Winning apprentices by daylight,
Never has the self control to not fight,
He is the one named Sailor Slade.
He will backstab any friend,
Shown in episodes like Apprentice, Aftershock, and The End,
Dude, this guy needs a girlfriend…
He is the one named Sailor Slade!
Sailor Robin!
Sailor Terra!
Sailor Raven! …I guess?
Sailor... uh, Slade!
With being someone else's servant all new to him,
He is the one name Sailor Slade.
Fighting titans by moonlight,
Winning apprentices by daylight,
With his Sailor Scouts to turn on him,
He is the one named Sailor Slade,
He is the one named Sailor Slade,
He is the one, Sailor Slade!
Slade: I feel so foolish…
………………………………….
(Kim Possible)
Dr.D: (hears a loud crash outside) SHEGO! (looks out the window to see Shego and Slade in his hover-craft)
Shego: See, ya, Drakken!
Dr.D: SHEGO! Where are you going!
Slade: She's joining up with me, because you're a loser and you're blue!
Shego: Yeah, he's so much hotter than you! …and richer! And more irresistibly evil!
Slade: Ta-ta! (flies off)
Dr.D: SHEEEEEEEEEEGOOOOOOOOOOO!
AgentM: (enters just as
Slade flies off) Whoa… that was fast… (exits
again)
………………………………..
(back to Yugioh)
Slade: Sign up! Be my apprentice! Get this free T-Shirt! (Says: Slade is Da Man!)
Ryou: Hello, is this where we sign up for internship?
Slade: You can't be my apprentice! You look too sweet and innocent!
AgentM: No, no. This is Ryou Bakura who is possessed by the evil spirit of the Millennium Ring!
Slade: Are you kidding, me? This kid doesn't look like he's possessed!
Ryou: (Ring starts to glow and Yami takes over)
YamiB: That's what you think, mortal. Want to see how much of your blood I can spill while checking out some of your inner organs before I fry them with my Ring's black fury and banish the remains to the Shadow Realm where they would slowly be chewed on by horrific monsters and terrifying creatures? (brandishes a very wicked looking knife)
Ryou: (takes over his body) You promised you wouldn't do that anymore! Anyway, sorry about all that fuss, I hope my Yami wasn't too rude to you…
Slade: (looks very scared) …mommy…
Malik: (pops out of nowhere) Wow! What's going on? This looks like fun!
Slade: And what are you supposed to be?
AgentM: He's Malik Ishtal, the Egyptian kid who after having suffered the life of a tomb-keeper, he swore to kill Yugi and the Pharoah with his Egyptian God Cards! He also has the Millineum Rod, which can make people do stuff against their will!
Malik: Sing for me, mind slave…
Slade: (jumps on the table) R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me! R-E-S-P-E-C-T-! (leans down to AgentM and whispers) …this is a kid's show?
…………………………………………
(the Powerpuff Girls)
Slade: WHY are we in this cartoon?
AgentM: Because you want more cool bad-guys to make your apprentices, but I took the liberty of giving more variety into your selection with ultra cute bad-guys!
Slade: Who then?
AgentM: Say hello to the Rowdyruff Boys!
Brick: I am soooooooo much smarter than you!
Boomer: I like poodles!
Butch: hehehehehe… EVIL! Hehehehe…
Slade: They're just children!
AgentM: (points to each RRB) He's bossy, he's adorably stupid, and he's just psycho!
RRBoys: (beat Slade up with superpowers)
……………………………………….
(Dexter's Lab; boo-hoo the hardly ever show it anymore…)
Slade: Will this show have any apprentices?
AgentM: I think… Well, I came here because we got the fiery apprentice, and the chic apprentice, and the sadistic/psychotic apprentices, as well as the hyper cute apprentices…
Slade: So… what's that leave?
AgentM: dumdumdaDA! The geeky apprentice!
Slade: …
AgentM: …
Slade: …why do I need one of those?
AgentM: …for variety, duh…
Slade: And where can I find this geeky evil?
AgentM: (holds up Mandark) Here's a geeky evil!
Mandark: I am Mandark, the boy genius! Hahahahahahahahahaha… (trails off)
Slade: Fine! Fine! Do what the AgentM would do…
AgentM: that's the spirit…
…………………………………………
(Fairly Odd Parents)
AgentM: Hold on! Hold on! Back track! Add another cute apprentice to the list!
Slade: Sure… why not…
AgentM: ANTI-COSMO!
Slade: bless you…?
AgentM: See? This is Anti-Cosmo. Has all the cuteness of the real Cosmo, but add in a British accent, plus the proper demeanor and you get ANTI-COSMO!
Anti-C: Good day to you, sir.
Ryou: Great Scotts! That's not fair! You've bloody already got someone with a Brit accent!
AgentM: …let's take this argument somewhere else…
………………………………………
(Recap)
AgentM: There you have it… you're army of tv apprentices!
Roll call:
AgentM: First, you got Zuko, the fiery apprentice!
"He's a tough teen with the power to firebend who has a sad past and a short temper!"
Zuko: Where is the Avatar?
AgentM: And then you got Shego, the chic apprentice!
"She's the negative, sarcastic dudette whose hands wield hot, green plasma."
Shego: tch…
AgentM: Next, you have Yami Bakura, the sadistic apprentice, and Malik Ishtal, the psychotic apprentice!
"One is the spirit of an ancient Egyptian thief who possessed the innocent Brit Ryou Bakurra and has the powers of the Millineum Ring. The other is an Egyptian boy who had a troublesome childhood and a vow to kill the pharaoh and also has the powers of the Millineum Rod. Both wield the darkness and the monsters within it during 'shadow games.'"
Yami Bakurra: I want to steal the Millineum Items!
Malik Ishtal: I want to kill the pharaoh!
Ryou Bakurra: I want you out of my body!
AgentM: Then, you have Brick, Boomer, and Butch, the hyper cute apprentices!
"Created from snips, snails, and puppy dog tails, these three children are the product of pure evil and chaos."
Brick: I am too smart!
For all of you!
Boomer: Poodles!
Butch: hehehehe… EVIL! Hehehehe
AgentM: Next up! Mandark, the geeky apprentice!
"This nerd has a huge head and an urge to be the better boy genius than his arch rival."
Mandark: hahahahahahaha! (trails off)
AgentM: Last, we have Anti-Cosmo, the Brit apprentice!
Ryou: Hey!
AgentM: Fine, fine, the suave apprentice!
"The alter ego of a cheerful and sometimes stupid fairy, this 'anti-fairy' may be tiny and huggable but also dark and intelligent (a very nasty combo)."
Anti-C: Jolly good!
Slade: Never had I had so many apprentices! The more the merrier!
AgentM: Of course, the more there are, the bigger the chance for betrayal!
Slade: But these guys are true villains like me, which means they weren't good guys ever before!
………………………
AgentM: not quite "The End" if you catch my drift… but stay tuned… and R&R!