Quick 'lil announcement about the progress of my fics. I've been getting T of H hiatus, and it's highly contagious. I want to thank you for the flowers and the "get better" cards. My next AgentM Diary story would be a chapter after this story. So there's this, and then the next chapter, and then you'll be able to check out the new story.
Hehe, I'm very amused that you guys actually pretty much "get" my apprentices. I trust shuffled the deck of cartoons I watched and randomly picked my favorite evils. Cool, eh?
Chapter 5 The Plan
Slade: Now, we must come up with an evil plan!
AgentM: Hooray evil plan!
Mandark: I, Mandark Boy Genius, will create this fiendish plan for you!
Slade: Wow! I never knew how convenient boy geniuses can be! Sure!
Anti-C: Now, hold on old chap! I'm just as intelligent and evil as he is.
Slade: Great!
Brick: I stilllll to smart for you all!
Slade: And, the snobby child, too! Wow! This is working out so greatly! Wow!
AgentM: What about you, Shego?
Shego: (uninterested) I'll be more of the muscle of the group.
AgentM: (hops over to Zuko) Zuko? Would you like to help in the plan?
Zuko: Are you keeping the Avatar?
AgentM: Sigh… predictable. Just sit there and think of more ways to ask, "Where's the Avatar?"…
Shego: Hey, do you want to spar?
Zuko: Sure!
Zuko&Shego: (start a very fiery, intricate martial arts fight)
YamiB: Don't bother asking me, mortal.
AgentM: I wasn't gonna! You're plans may be ferociously evil, but you haven't succeeded in 5,000 years!
Malik: She's true on that Bakurra!
YamiB: Shut up! I was trapped in the Millineum Ring!
Malik: Heh! You're not even bothering to ask those two, are you? (motions towards the 2 other RRB)
AgentM: You got me all figured out… (mumbles) anime bishie…
Malik: Hey! I'm proud to be that!
Mandark: Ok! We've figured out our new evil plan!
Slade: Oh goody-goody gummy bears! I'm just so "wow"-ed about all this! Wow!
Anti-C: First off, we shall proceed to build a doomsday device. Next, we will place it at point A and eradicate your enemies, "the teen titans" as point B which would have them ricochet to point C which will set off a detonator that will "ka-boom!" the area…
Slade: Wow…!
Anti-C: I'm not finished yet. Then, the tremor will cause the nearby mountain to become an active volcano. We will harness the titans via Nerds Rope™ and licorice tubes and then throw them into the volcano.
Brick: The Nerds was my idea!
Slade: That's just-!
Anti-C: The molten lava will singe the hair of the titan, "Starfire," who will scream her high-pitch girly alien scream and set off a cataclysmic meteor!
Slade: Yeah, and-!
Anti-C: Then, the meteor will strike precisely on the Titans who will perish in cataclysmic molten screaming fury!
Slade: …
AgentM: …
Anti-C: …
Mandark: …
Brick: …
Butch: …
Boomer: My poodle!
YamiB: …
Malik: …
Shego: …
Zuko: …(or at least tries to, is severely defeated by Shego)
AgentM: …
Slade: …wow…
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R&R