DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the character's in this chapter. A fair warning though- this chapter has lots of action and poor Dnomyar isn't in this chapter.
Grimmauld Place, June 6th 9:34 A.M.
"Aaah!", screamed Hermione. Harry and Ron jolted awake and flew out of their beds and into the hall. They saw a strange group of creatures holding Hermione and Ginny. Most of the creatures were strange metal-ducks. Their glowing eyes held unknown intelligence. The remaining creatures looked like Japanese Kappa's.
"Ack! Human!", cried the kappa-like creature. It flung some of the wooden floor at Harry, but Harry dodged it. The creature then began to glow red. He then flung a strange fireball at Ron. Ron barely dodged as he flung himself back into the bedroom.
"Harry! Duck!", cried out Fred Weasley, Ron's older brother. Fred threw a strange device at the red kappa-like creature. The thing blew up, emitting laughing gas. The creature began to laugh.
"Get the female, Akki slaves. Remaining Myrs, charge.", came a cold, metallic voice from the duck-like creatures. Three of them began to charge at Harry and Fred. Ron jumped out from the room and tackled one and tried to hold it down. The other two began to pummel Ron. Fred tried to paralyze one, but the spell bounced off.
Suddenly a hole blasted through the wall and a huge, hulking black boy came rushing through. He looked as if he were made of metal. One of his hands was a strange cannon. The cannon charged up and shot off a blue energy that caused the duck-creatures to break.
"Booyah!", cried the boy as he shot the other creatures. "Y'all alright?", asked the boy. Fred nodded and the boy left.
"Not so fast! The Dagoth's are rising!", cried a blue-skinned being blasting the metallic boy back inside. "I am a newly ranked Dagoth here to collect Harry Potter!" And the blue-skinned humanoid started to disassemble the boy.
"I'm Harry Potter, and I'm damn tired of this whole situation! Wingardium Leviosa!", cried out Harry utilizing his magic. The blue creature began to float in the air. Harry levitated the creature outside until the creature was rather high. Harry then cancelled the spell, sending the creature plummeting toward the earth.
Meanwhile Fred and Ron were putting the boy who called himself Cyborg together. Suddenly Harry realized that Hermione wasn't there. "Where's Hermione?", he demanded.
"Damn! The little red-creature, that Akki, must have carried her away!", spat Fred. He turned and went through the mansion. "Shit! Harry, Ron! There's more creatures attacking!"
Cyborg, Harry, and Ron ran after Fred and saw pure chaos. Skeletons were attacking the Order with swords. More red kappa-like creatures were fighting against bronze-skinned beings that looked similar to house-elves who were obviously helping the odd-looking fox-like people. And large green horned creatures with nipple rings were randomly attacking everyone.
"Booyah!", cried Cyborg blasting large groups of enemies with his cannon-like arm. That was when the 'fun' started. Suddenly large blasts of sand whirled through the area. Harry turned and saw a large strange-looking being that was waving his arms around. He was causing the dust storms. Harry saw Hermione come out from behind them and threw the body of the Akki at the hulking storm-causing creature. Harry and Ron were relieved to find her safe, but since a huge fight was going down, Harry shot many stunning spells out at the attackers as Ron, Hermione and Fred did the same thing.
Loud cracks could be heard as many black-cloaked figures apparated into the house. They were Death Eaters! Oddly enough they began to shoot at the invading creatures almost immediately.
For perhaps the first time in history, the Order of the Phoenix and Death Eaters had united under a common cause. It was short-lived though as the roof collapsed, crushing some of the Death Eaters. Some of the rubble crushed part of the Order as well.
Suddenly the remaining Death Eaters fled. The remaining Order members had the same idea as they abandoned the house to the warring creatures. Harry followed the Order out of the house and onto the street.
There they saw a ruined city, and an masked Death Eater, who asked if he could join with them. Kingsley Shacklebolt quickly agreed and they continued onwards. The creatures called the White-Hand Orcs were marching through the city. Harry imagined they were called so as they had a white hand painted on their ugly flesh.
The Order ducked behind buildings as they dodged the White-Hand armies. As far as they could gather was the White-Hands were fighting the red kappa (Akki) and metal duck (Myr) armies. There was also the Wood Elf/Kitsune alliance. The Skeletal warriors worked with the green, nipple-pierced Ogrims.
And as far as they knew the Dagoth's army was after Harry. They had also uncovered that England was now in the control of the White-Hand army. The group didn't know quite what to do. They did not know if the White-Hand would help them or kill them.
"Okay, I'll go out and get to a Communication Building, there I'll contact the rest of the Titans and the League.", explained Cyborg to the group.
"But that's suicide!", protested Molly Weasley. "We were lucky that we got away from the headquarters with only a few people dying!"
"And that's one too many.", Cyborg shot back. And then he quietly crept out of their hiding spot and disappeared.
"Damn it! I said it all wrong!", mumbled Mrs. Weasley. "I wish that none of this would have happened!"
"We all do Molly.", replied Mr. Weasley as he gave his wife a quick hug.
"Well, look on the bright side. At least the moon is smiling.", remarked Ginny. Everyone looked up, and indeed the moon was smiling. Actually it looked much more like a grimace.
"What the hell?", gasped Ron. Mrs. Weasley didn't comment on her son's choice of words as she was too busy looking at the moon in fear.
"Shit! The moon is moving closer!", cried the Death Eater who had joined them.
"By Merlin it is!", whispered Kingsley.
"Great! Just great! Now the moon is going to attack us? What the hell is wrong with this world?", demanded Ron.
Just then huge waves of energy sent the whole group crashing to the ground. They all looked around but couldn't see anything. The buildings around the Order of the Phoenix, and the Death Eater began to crumble. The group ran for it. In the distance they could see a group of White-Hand Orcs fighting a large group of Ogrims.
The group ducked into a low-built muggle mall. They all sighed in relief at their luck- The shopping mall appeared to be empty. That's the problem with appearances though… they can deceive you.
"What are you people doing in here?", demanded a rough voice. The group turned around quickly and drew their wands. "Who are you people?" The voice belonged to a scaly person.
"Yes… Khajiit wonders the same thing.", came the low voice of a cat-like being that came out from one of the mall's department.
"We… we are hiding from the outside.", replied a nervous Tonks.
"Khajiit understand now. Yes. Outside is dangerous.", whispered the being that called itself a Khajiit.
"Yes, I agree. We will allow you to stay here. My name is Huleed. I am from the world known as Tamriel, and I am an Argonian.", said Huleed.
"And I am Dro'Ba. I am also from Tamriel, but I am Khajiit.", purred Dro'Ba.
"And I am Kingsley Shacklebolt, Auror of the British Ministry of Magic. The rest here are member's of a top-secret organization. We protect Britain from the forces of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.", replied Kingsley. "Well, the kids aren't in our group, nor is that guy in the black robes."
"Hey!", protested Harry and the Death Eater at the same time.
"Khajiit thinks friend Huleed should tell them of our secret group.", remarked a purring Dro'Ba.
"Fine.", sighed Huleed, rolling his lizard-like eyes. "We are the Twin Lamps, and we help slaves escape from captivity."
"Khajiit likes Twin Lamps. They rescued Dro'Ba from the Dark Elves.", purred Dro'Ba.
"So we can stay here then?", asked Mrs. Weasley, butting in. The two nodded slowly. "Good. Ron, I'll set up over there. Okay?"
"Whatever.", replied Ron carelessly. His mother looked affronted but she left the group. Ginny, Tonks, Hermione, and Mr. Weasley left with her.
"Well, I must go and scout out this area, to set up locking spells.", remarked Kingsley. And with that he left the group of Ron, Harry, Fred, George, Bill, and Charlie.
"Ron, Harry, would you come with us?", asked Fred and George. The two nodded and left, Bill and Charlie watched them leave, then began to talk to each other. Soon after the Argonian and Khajiit left as well.
"What did you guys want?", asked Harry as they walked down the empty halls of the mall.
"Remember those explosive laughing spell-bombs we dropped?", asked Fred. Ron and Harry nodded. "Well, we need help making some more, and we were wondering if you'd like to help us out?"
"Sure.", offered Ron.
"Good.", replied George.
"Great to hear.", responded Fred. The twins looked at each other and busted out laughing.
"We just need a couple of ingredients, which we'll gather. So just wait here.", instructed George. Fred and George went around to the surrounding mall stores and gathered the necessary ingredients.
"Whew, with all of those Khajiit around I didn't think they'd let us take the Rock Candy!", muttered Fred as they brought back various ingredients.
"Yeah, they're bloody addicted to the stuff!", laughed George. They dumped the ingredients on the floor where Harry and Ron were waiting.
"Who? The Khajiit?", wondered Ron. Fred just nodded distractedly.
"Okay now, Ron, Harry, you two must do exactly like I say….
After they had produced many vials of the special serum, Fred and George thanked the two of them and headed away, telling them to get back to the others, and cover for them.
"Sometimes, I think they just use us.", remarked Ron. Harry looked over at Ron and rose an eyebrow, and Ron clarified, "Fine, I mean me. Sometimes I think they use me."
"Uh, yeah, they just did.", Harry pointed out with a chuckle. Ron just laughed.
When the two had gotten back, Mrs. Weasley berated them and gave them both dinner. After they had eaten their fill of the food, she sent them both to bed.
As they got ready for bed Hermione talked to them about the lone Death Eater, and how he had since renounced Voldemort and had instead joined with the Order of the Phoenix. She then told them how Kingsley had knocked him out and were holding him until Dumbledore arrived.
If the had expected a good night of comfortable of wonderful sleep, then they were very, very wrong….