DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything in this story besides the illustrious and quite insane Dnomyar! All hail Dnomyar!
Mall in London, June 7th 1:05 A.M.
While the Order of the Phoenix was sleeping in their new make-shift headquarters, the powerful but fickle Wood Elf/ Kitsune alliance broke. After the general Monthala ate a Kitsune leader, the fighting broke out.
The Kitsune, no matter what, could never truly be warriors. They were much more in tune with healing. The Wood Elves though, they separated and used arrows to strike down various Kitsune. In the end though, it was the Kitsune's ability to heal each other that saved them.
The Wood Elves couldn't heal so they made a wild dash for it. Most were killed by the Samurai Kitsune. A few did escape though, and they became the Bosmer Council. This new Bosmer Council gathered as many Bosmer as they could, then disappeared into the night.
Without the Wood Elves, the Kitsune were much weaker. The Kitsune were not much as fighters. They had to retreat. They infiltrated buildings until they found one that would suit their purposes. It was a shopping mall. They set up a sentry at the entrance and sent a few scouts in.
"Commander Grey-Tip, there are several Akki and metal beings inside. They are attacking a force of magic-users, cat-folk, and lizard-folk. We can either join the magic-users, or wait until the Akki are defeated and defeat the triple alliance inside.", reported one of their scouts.
"Scout Snub-Nose, the enemy of our enemy could be our new allies. We shall help. If they prove to be hostile… well, we'll have to get rid of them, won't we?", replied the Commander.
"Yes sir.", saluted the scout as he spread the word of their new plans. The Kitsune prepared their troops and stormed in the shopping mall, leaving ten sentries outside to keep watch.
The Kitsune began to hack and slash at the Akki, and began to dismantle the metal duck-like creatures. With the so-called triple alliance's help, the Kitsune were able to easily defeat the enemy.
Finally the Akki were all dead and the metallic duck-like were dismantled, the two forces looked at each other, not entirely sure what to do.
"Er, hello, my name is Kingsley Shacklebolt, and we are the Order of the Phoenix. May I ask who you are?", asked Kingsley, only slightly nervous at the sight of such an imposing army.
"I am Commander Grey-Tip. I lead the Kitsune troops forty-nine, fifty, and fifty-one. Our former allies have turned on us, we request a temporary alliance.", commanded the imposing Kitsune.
"An alliance? Against who exactly?", demanded Tonks. Her hair was currently a bright orange.
"An alliance against the Akki scum, and their metal brethren.", replied the Commander not looking at Tonks.
"Well, I suppose an alliance could be agreed upon. What do you guys think?", Kingsley asked of the Twin Lamps leaders.
Huleed and Dro'Ba nodded their assent, "So long as they don't permit slavery." Huleed had added.
"Slavery? No, we do not permit slavery. The Kitsune don't fall to such crude means of work.", replied Commander Grey-Tip with a nasty glint in his eye.
"Good, then shall I draw up a treaty?", asked Kingsley. The Kitsune nodded, and Kingsley literally drew up a treaty. After the terms were agreed to the three very different groups signed the contract.
"From this day forward we shall be known as the 'New Order of Twin Lamps.'", declared Commander Grey-Tip. After the signing the Kitsune settled down in the halls and the Order went back to sleep.
Of course not all were able to sleep. Harry Potter crept out of his bed and grabbed his wand. He left the for the hallway and headed over to Fred and George's room. There he stole ten of their special grenades. He then headed for the gun department. He grabbed a pistol and the proper bullets. He then headed over to the fishing department. He grabbed a fishing knife. He couldn't think of anything else to grab so he left the shopping mall.
Harry was barely able to sneak past the sentries, but somehow he did. He carefully left the street, heading off in no particular direction. Suddenly something grabbed his mouth.
"Well, well, well. And who is this? A little human? Well, whatever you are, we can use you.", came the cold voice of Harry's captor. The captor leaped up from the ground and floated through the air. "Do you like flying boy? I hope so, we'll be teaching you how. You have just been enlisted for the Capsule Corporation."
Harry's mind was in turmoil. He felt very young and foolish. He wished that he had never tried to contact Sirius. Again. Last time he had gotten Sirius killed and now…. All he knew was that he was captured by an unknown foe, that had said…. Wait a minute….
Teaching? Suddenly he felt all the more confused. They were going to teach him? Why? And why was he enlisted… and for who? Capsule Corporation? Harry didn't know what was going on but he did know he wasn't going to die… yet.
"Would you quit squirming?", demanded the cold raspy voice. "Damn boy, I'm going to give that woman a piece of my mind. Sending me out on a fool's errand.", muttered the voice in a slight wispy way.
"Who are you?", Harry managed to speak. The man simply laughed, but didn't say. "Who are you?", asked Harry a bit easier this time.
"Is that all you can say boy? If you must know, I am the Prince of all Saiyans!", boomed the Prince.
"What's a Saiyan?", asked Harry. The Prince said nothing but just flew faster than before, much faster. Harry wasn't able to say anything more, as his voice failed him. He was flying! True, he was being held, but it was exhilarating! Harry recalled what the Prince had said earlier, 'Do you like flying boy? I hope so, we'll be teaching you how.'.
Eventually, the prince began to slow down, and suddenly Harry was dizzy. Everything felt surreal and much more real. The Prince descended and Harry jolted as the Prince let go of him. "Get up boy!", sneered the Prince.
Harry stood up and glared at the Prince. The Prince headed for a strange igloo-like building. The Prince headed inside, leaving Harry outside. That alone confused Harry a lot. So he could just leave, any time he wanted? Harry knew better than that though. He had absolutely no idea where he was. So he would most definitely get lost. Sighing, he walked into the building. After he checked to see if he still had his weapons.
"Welcome to Capsule Corporation.", came an electronic voice, as Harry entered the building. Harry saw the Prince turn a corner. He must've been waiting for him, figured Harry. Harry followed, looking at the beautiful decorated halls.
Harry passed by a group of pictures. He saw a picture of the Saiyan Prince, with his spiky black hair, and grumpy expression. Another picture showed a beautiful blue-haired woman. Harry smiled at her whimsical smirk.
Another picture contained a lavender-haired boy. He was smirking and waving at the camera. Harry desperately wished he was back at the headquarters now. This seemed to be a close family.
The other pictures contained various people, a grown man with black spiky hair, a cute girl with straight black hair, a man with glasses hugging a woman who was smiling. A fat pink creature was smiling hugging a balding man with curly hair.
Harry looked at the pictures with interest until Prince coughed. Harry jumped and glared at the Prince. He then continued walking and Harry reluctantly followed the extremely grumpy man.
Finally the man stopped in front of a door. "This is where you enter. Bulma will ask you questions. If you don't suit her qualifications, Kakkarot will take you back to where I found you. Oh, and tell Bulma that I'm in the Gravity Room.", commanded the Prince as he walked away.
Harry gulped, opened the door, and entered the room, a gust of wind replacing itself as the door sealed shut behind him. Harry saw the blue-haired woman from the picture sitting at a desk, writing something. This must be Bulma, thought Harry.
"Umm, excuse me, but are you Bulma?", asked Harry nervously.
The blue-haired woman looked up and while she was older than the picture, she was still quite pretty. "I am she. Are you a new recruit?", inquired Bulma.
"I suppose, I don't exactly know what's going on….", replied Harry honestly.
"Oh? What happened then?", asked Bulma in a tired tone.
"Well, I was in London when Prince grabbed me and told me to talk with you.", replied Harry, not telling everything, just in case she was evil.
"Vegeta… grabbed you from London? And brought you here?", repeated Bulma in disbelief. "Ooh! That Vegeta! I'm sorry about this, but you must be pretty powerful for Vegeta to grab you.", reasoned Bulma.
"So… the Prince is Vegeta?", asked Harry, after a few minutes.
"Wha…? Yes, yes he is. But, hey, would you like to be tested? I have a new machine, and it needs to be tested.", asked Bulma, shifted from smoldering anger to sudden perkiness.
"I don't know, I mean, I still don't know what's going on.", replied the on-edge Harry.
"Oh, come now, it won't hurt. And if you aren't able, we'll send you back to where you came.", promised Bulma.
"Fine, I agree for your uh, test. And, I'd, uh, I'd like to train here. I need to be able to defeat the Dark Lord Voldemort.", replied Harry.
"Voldemort? Never heard of him, but I can get you trained, Pan needs a new sparring partner. She'll be able to take you down for a while, but you'll become a challenge for her soon enough.", replied Bulma. "Oh? Did Vegeta tell you where he was going to be?"
"Uh, yeah, he said something about a Gravity Room.", replied Harry.
"Of course, he's always in their. Anyway follow me.", replied Bulma. Harry followed her to a back room. "Here, just lay down.", instructed Bulma. Harry nervously agreed and lay down on the soft cushion.
Suddenly Harry felt nothing, nothing at all….